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  • Sabrinaspellman
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    Under Investigation
    • May 2019
    • 2

    #1

    Good evening people.

    I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions. What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ? Why are lgbtq people bad ? This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Good evening people.

    I'm more of a morning person.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8455

      #3
      Re: Good evening people.

      Originally posted by Sabrinaspellman View Post
      This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
      Hello and welcome, Sabrina. I think if you use a proper Bible, rather than some dumbed-down version, you'll find that 1 Corinthians 13:13 reads as follows: And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

      So tell us, what church do you go to? And where exactly are you, if it is evening? (This is not a trick question. It is evening where I am too.)
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4379

        #4
        Re: Good evening people.

        Originally posted by Sabrinaspellman View Post
        I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions. What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ? Why are lgbtq people bad ? This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
        Hello Miss Spellman, and to , at . We are pleased that you have found your way here. We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to unless you have truly repented of your disgusting sins.

        When you say that you were "born into Christianity", can you please explain that in more detail? Was your father a pastor, for example? I ask this because I must mention that just because one is born with a family that has church membership does not mean that the infant is saved. Only those who make the decision to leave sin behind and serve the in repentance are truly on their way to Heaven. The only baby who was truly saved when He was born is .

        May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ...
        Sincerely, Isabella W.
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: Good evening people.

          Originally posted by Sabrinaspellman View Post
          I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions.
          My dear, answers to your questions are in the Bible. You really should try reading it sometime.
          What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ?
          Genesis 1:27.
          Why are lgbtq people bad ?
          Leviticus18:22, for starters.


          please forgive me for not quoting verses, but I'm on my phone and copying and pasting is rather difficult on this thing. And you are a big girl and can find these verses on your own, right?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Jim C. Lombardo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2014
            • 565

            #6
            Re: Good evening people.

            Brothers, don't be fooled! Sabrina Spellman is in fact the lead character from a dubiously popular tv-series, Sabrina the Teenage Witch! This awful program contains such offensive material as witchcraft and a talking cat! Stupid! Donkeys (Numbers 22:28) and snakes (Genesis 3:1) can talk, but not cats!






            This god-mocking troll has come in disguise, pretending to be an innocent Christian when in fact, her pagan roots are right there in her username - spellman (and therefore probably also a man-druid)!


            Do ye know the Lord won't be scoffed?


            2 Peter 3:3 -
            3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,




            Begone sorcerer! Your witless attempts to beguile us are for naught!

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8455

              #7
              Re: Good evening people.

              Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
              Brothers, don't be fooled!
              Mr Lombardo, even we Ladies of Landover are not fooled by this one. If you look at its post-count on the first post, it says "Posts: 2". However, the person calling itself Sabrina Spellman has in fact made only one post! As this is technically impossible, there is obviously some sort of evil intervention here. Exodus 22:18 is clear on what needs to be done (though, needless to say, the Joos are disagreeable about this).
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4379

                #8
                Re: Good evening people.

                Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                Brothers, don't be fooled! Sabrina Spellman is in fact the lead character from a dubiously popular tv-series, Sabrina the Teenage Witch!

                This god-mocking troll has come in disguise, pretending to be an innocent Christian when in fact, her pagan roots are right there in her username - spellman (and therefore probably also a man-druid)!

                Do ye know the Lord won't be scoffed?

                2 Peter 3:3 -
                3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
                Why, that makes perfectly good sense, dear Brother Lombardo, and I do thank you for alerting us to this fact. I had forgotten all about a certain 60s TV show about two witches, but now I do recall that Sabrina had a witch of a mother, and an even worse grandmother! And they were forever casting a spell on people, so what else can we expect from this newcomer to our sanctified site? Why, it wouldn't surprise me if Sabrina Spellman is really the old witch, in disguise!

                A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Lombardo,
                Sincerely, Isabella W.
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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