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  • Emily Brent
    Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
    • May 2013
    • 111

    #1

    I have a serious question

    I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse. Please help me.

    I pray that my spirit can be cleansed of unholy actions. I pray that my feelings for my father can be extinguished. But this one verse... I'm sorry. Please help me.


    "And Baasha slept with his fathers and was buried at Trizah" 1 Kings 16:6A.


    It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean. How can I stop these thoughts. What is the true meaning of this message.
    No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8455

    #2
    Re: I have a serious question

    Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
    It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean.
    I have no idea what "I need it to spot" means, Miss/Mrs Brent. But my mother, who is visiting, says it's probably your age and suggests turning down the heating and opening a window.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • BibleReader2231
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 567

      #3
      Re: I have a serious question

      Are you sure you’re a Christian Emily? Anyone who can read knows that it means what it says. After Baasha died, he was buried in the same place as his ancestors. What deeper meaning are you looking for? In literal terms it is as I explain. Not really sure what you’re hoping to pull out from that specific verse.

      As for being hot in rooms, do what my teachers do and open a window. If you’re going through menopause then please stay in your menstra-hut until the mood swings die off.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: I have a serious question

        Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
        I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse. Please help me.

        I pray that my spirit can be cleansed of unholy actions. I pray that my feelings for my father can be extinguished. But this one verse... I'm sorry. Please help me.


        "And Baasha slept with his fathers and was buried at Trizah" 1 Kings 16:6A.


        It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean. How can I stop these thoughts. What is the true meaning of this message.
        Were you hit on the head with a coconut? The Bible was written for the simplest of person (yes, even women) to understand, written using plain words meaning what it says and saying what it means.


        1 Kings 16
        1 Then the word of the Lord came to Jehu the son of Hanani against Baasha, saying,
        2 Forasmuch as I exalted thee out of the dust, and made thee prince over my people Israel; and thou hast walked in the way of Jeroboam, and hast made my people Israel to sin, to provoke me to anger with their sins;
        3 Behold, I will take away the posterity of Baasha, and the posterity of his house; and will make thy house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat.
        4 Him that dieth of Baasha in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth of his in the fields shall the fowls of the air eat.
        5 Now the rest of the acts of Baasha, and what he did, and his might, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
        6 So Baasha slept with his fathers, and was buried in Tirzah: and Elah his son reigned in his stead.
        7 And also by the hand of the prophet Jehu the son of Hanani came the word of the Lord against Baasha, and against his house, even for all the evil that he did in the sight of the Lord, in provoking him to anger with the work of his hands, in being like the house of Jeroboam; and because he killed him.
        8 In the twenty and sixth year of Asa king of Judah began Elah the son of Baasha to reign over Israel in Tirzah, two years.
        9 And his servant Zimri, captain of half his chariots, conspired against him, as he was in Tirzah, drinking himself drunk in the house of Arza steward of his house in Tirzah.
        10 And Zimri went in and smote him, and killed him, in the twenty and seventh year of Asa king of Judah, and reigned in his stead.
        11 And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.
        12 Thus did Zimri destroy all the house of Baasha, according to the word of the Lord, which he spake against Baasha by Jehu the prophet.
        13 For all the sins of Baasha, and the sins of Elah his son, by which they sinned, and by which they made Israel to sin, in provoking the Lord God of Israel to anger with their vanities.
        14 Now the rest of the acts of Elah, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
        15 In the twenty and seventh year of Asa king of Judah did Zimri reign seven days in Tirzah. And the people were encamped against Gibbethon, which belonged to the Philistines.
        16 And the people that were encamped heard say, Zimri hath conspired, and hath also slain the king: wherefore all Israel made Omri, the captain of the host, king over Israel that day in the camp.
        17 And Omri went up from Gibbethon, and all Israel with him, and they besieged Tirzah.
        18 And it came to pass, when Zimri saw that the city was taken, that he went into the palace of the king's house, and burnt the king's house over him with fire, and died.
        19 For his sins which he sinned in doing evil in the sight of the Lord, in walking in the way of Jeroboam, and in his sin which he did, to make Israel to sin.
        20 Now the rest of the acts of Zimri, and his treason that he wrought, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
        21 Then were the people of Israel divided into two parts: half of the people followed Tibni the son of Ginath, to make him king; and half followed Omri.
        22 But the people that followed Omri prevailed against the people that followed Tibni the son of Ginath: so Tibni died, and Omri reigned.
        23 In the thirty and first year of Asa king of Judah began Omri to reign over Israel, twelve years: six years reigned he in Tirzah.
        24 And he bought the hill Samaria of Shemer for two talents of silver, and built on the hill, and called the name of the city which he built, after the name of Shemer, owner of the hill, Samaria.
        25 But Omri wrought evil in the eyes of the Lord, and did worse than all that were before him.
        26 For he walked in all the way of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and in his sin wherewith he made Israel to sin, to provoke the Lord God of Israel to anger with their vanities.
        27 Now the rest of the acts of Omri which he did, and his might that he shewed, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
        28 So Omri slept with his fathers, and was buried in Samaria: and Ahab his son reigned in his stead.
        29 And in the thirty and eighth year of Asa king of Judah began Ahab the son of Omri to reign over Israel: and Ahab the son of Omri reigned over Israel in Samaria twenty and two years.
        30 And Ahab the son of Omri did evil in the sight of the Lord above all that were before him.
        31 And it came to pass, as if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, that he took to wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Zidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshipped him.
        32 And he reared up an altar for Baal in the house of Baal, which he had built in Samaria.
        33 And Ahab made a grove; and Ahab did more to provoke the Lord God of Israel to anger than all the kings of Israel that were before him.
        34 In his days did Hiel the Bethelite build Jericho: he laid the foundation thereof in Abiram his firstborn, and set up the gates thereof in his youngest son Segub, according to the word of the Lord, which he spake by Joshua the son of Nun.


        God does not mince words.
        Praise His Perfection™
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: I have a serious question

          Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
          I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse. Please help me.

          I pray that my spirit can be cleansed of unholy actions. I pray that my feelings for my father can be extinguished. But this one verse... I'm sorry. Please help me.

          "And Baasha slept with his fathers and was buried at Trizah" 1 Kings 16:6A.

          It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean. How can I stop these thoughts. What is the true meaning of this message.
          Emily, dear, don't be so terrified: yes we all have to die - yes, even your father. The thought of his upcoming death should make you sad, but you should not despair to the extent that you describe. It's the natural order of life, for children to bury their parents. At you age, you are actually very lucky that your father is still alive. Since you are 74 years old, he must be over 90, am I right?

          Also, you need to start thinking about arrangements, when your father sleeps with his fathers, do you know where you are going to bury him? The time to make these arrangements is now, dear, so that you won't have to be worrying about that when his corpse will already begin to rot.

          I hope that was helpful, dear. I just love being helpful.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14658

            #6
            Re: I have a serious question

            Have you considered cremation? Remember that if he's accepted Christ but dies before His return there is a resurrection to look forward to.
            I Thessalonians 4:14-17 If we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

            You need to ask a Pastor whether ashes can remain integrated sufficiently to meet Christ under those circumstances.

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            • Retrovir
              Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
              • Apr 2016
              • 59

              #7
              Re: I have a serious question

              Hey there newbie




              Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
              I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse. Please help me.

              I pray that my spirit can be cleansed of unholy actions. I pray that my feelings for my father can be extinguished. But this one verse... I'm sorry. Please help me.


              "And Baasha slept with his fathers and was buried at Trizah" 1 Kings 16:6A.


              It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean. How can I stop these thoughts. What is the true meaning of this message.

              Comment

              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4379

                #8
                Re: I have a serious question

                Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
                I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse.
                Dear Miss Brent: Kindly cease and desist from playing the blame game. Your very poor attempt to blame the for your willful, wretched sins has not gone unnoticed here at . Instead of blaming the for what He has written in --
                II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" -- you need to accept that your horrid sins are the cause of your confusion. What you need to do, really, is to accept this, and to admit that you are accountable for those disgusting sins, and to REPENT.

                Matthew 12:36,37:
                36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
                37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

                II Corinthians 4:4 "In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them."

                From your profile, I note that you came to in May of 2013, and yet your account label shows you as "Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation" -- six years after you came this way! Now, what does that tell you? Really, you are out on thin ice if you think you can blame one verse in the glorious for your inappropriate, bound behavior!
                Sincerely, Isabella W.
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • KeziahGrace
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2019
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: I have a serious question

                  I will pray for you, Emily! You seem to be very confused! I used to be as well, in my former faith. You must read the version of the Bible! Take in every word, literally. Yes. LITERALLY. And practice what it preaches to you. Only then will you have the chance of being saved. If you do not...you are surely destined for .




                  Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
                  I know I have posted inappropriate things in the past, but it is because I have been confused about one specific verse. Please help me.

                  I pray that my spirit can be cleansed of unholy actions. I pray that my feelings for my father can be extinguished. But this one verse... I'm sorry. Please help me.


                  "And Baasha slept with his fathers and was buried at Trizah" 1 Kings 16:6A.


                  It makes me incredibly hot and bothered. I need it to spot. What does it mean. How can I stop these thoughts. What is the true meaning of this message.

                  Comment

                  • Brother Gonzalez
                    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 2087

                    #10
                    Re: I have a serious question

                    This reminds me when I was young and heard in a movie (don't remember which one) "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes", and I thought "That sounds cool, to sleep with the fishes" It wasn't cool.
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14658

                      #11
                      Re: I have a serious question

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      I have no idea what "I need it to spot" means, Miss/Mrs Brent. But my mother, who is visiting, says it's probably your age and suggests turning down the heating and opening a window.
                      Perhaps it's the heat confusing her. I read both chapters and it's clear that Baasha's father is Ahijah. He didn't have two daddies or anything such as had wrought havoc around that time but resolved under King Asa in Judah..
                      I Kings 15:11-12 Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the Lord, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                      God was very unhappy with things under the Kings of Israel (during Asa's reign in Judah) so that not only they but all their children were killed. Baasha was one of them. God's standard is perfect and even if by human standards a gilded idol or a sodomy temple seems fashionable, by God's standard they are not. Utter annihilation of the culprits themselves and all their children is recorded in The Bible as appropriate in such cases and is also a fulfilment of prophecy. God announced what was going to happen. Then it happened. For reprobates however, even those afflicting the sword on previous miscreants—and their families—that was not a disincentive. They just kept making idols and hanging around unseemly pickup joints. If God's standard is always consistent, we can be certain it's reliable.
                      Titus 1:15-16 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #12
                        Re: I have a serious question

                        Well, based on both the quality and quantity of posts produced by this poor soul, we can safely conclude one thing: she is not in danger of committing the sin of being smart!

                        1 Corinthians 3:18-20
                        18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
                        19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
                        20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

                        She will still probably go to Hell for some other reason, but the sin of being too smart, that's just ain't gonna happen!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8455

                          #13
                          Re: I have a serious question

                          Originally posted by JenNettles
                          A souterner claiming to be smarter than the british made me laugh.
                          Who is the "souterner"?
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12997

                            #14
                            Re: I have a serious question

                            Originally posted by JenNettles
                            A souterner claiming to be smarter than the british made me laugh.
                            That's very nice, sweetie.

                            My question is: what is a "souterner"? Maybe, an admirer of the retired justice David Souter?

                            Also, may I remind you that "British" needs to be capitalized. Please don't make a fuss - I didn't make the rules, I just follow them.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Emily Brent
                              Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
                              • May 2013
                              • 111

                              #15
                              Re: I have a serious question

                              Originally posted by JenNettles
                              A souterner claiming to be smarter than the british made me laugh.


                              i completely agree
                              No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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