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  • #16
    Re: Hello, it's good to see you

    Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
    Hello Mrs. White, I appreciate your concern, yes calisthenics seem to be used in a broader scope to encompass heinously suggestive homoerotic activity. Perhaps I choose the word poorly. The exercises at our youth community consist of push-ups, sit ups, breaking cement blocks, cobra battles, round robin capture the flag, and more.

    They also don't wear scantily clad bikinis, thus inadvertently sexualizing minors, no ma'am. Work-out uniforms appear more like this:



    Dear Mr. Hucker: Thank you so much for your assurance that your church athletics situation is not quite as I had feared. It is comforting to know that you are doing your best to keep Satan away from inviting people to leer at persons enjoying a bit of exercise. Now, I do have another concern, though, and it's based on the photo that you have provided of the young boy in his uniform. It's not that I'm being unnecessarily neurotic, or anything like that, but, dear Heaven above! That young boy is "perfect pickings" for passing-by homersexualists and their perverted fantasy situations. As you shall see in the photo that I am attaching, that boy's uniform is only but a couple of steps away from the situation in the picture. I do hope that you can give this some serious consideration before calamity strikes. Thank you for your understanding, Dear.




    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Yes, Sister, I did wonder. I don't know what calisthenics is/are, but the word has the ring of Greek Practices. I am glad that Mr Hucker has cleared this up, if only to some extent. The combination of that with the hat, as worn by the small boy with his hands so daintily on his hips, is worrying.
    And I do thank you, dear Sister Joanna, for pointing out the situation with the boy in Mr. Hucker's photo. Yes, the way he is posed, with his hands on his hips, and wearing that "G.I. Joe" costume is very suspicious. This is, doubtless, just another of the devil's tricks to get curious children interested in various "dress up" situations. If this trend continues, why, we can expect only much worse situations, as you shall see below.
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    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • #17
      Re: Hello, it's good to see you

      Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
      I make my own mustard, and produce my own vinegar essence to brine the seed in.
      Oh, you poor thing, you don't have a wife who would do ll the kitchen stuff for you?!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello, it's good to see you

        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
        Dear Mr. Hucker: Thank you so much for your assurance that your church athletics situation is not quite as I had feared. It is comforting to know that you are doing your best to keep Satan away from inviting people to leer at persons enjoying a bit of exercise. Now, I do have another concern, though, and it's based on the photo that you have provided of the young boy in his uniform. It's not that I'm being unnecessarily neurotic, or anything like that, but, dear Heaven above! That young boy is "perfect pickings" for passing-by homersexualists and their perverted fantasy situations. As you shall see in the photo that I am attaching, that boy's uniform is only but a couple of steps away from the situation in the picture. I do hope that you can give this some serious consideration before calamity strikes. Thank you for your understanding, Dear.





        And I do thank you, dear Sister Joanna, for pointing out the situation with the boy in Mr. Hucker's photo. Yes, the way he is posed, with his hands on his hips, and wearing that "G.I. Joe" costume is very suspicious. This is, doubtless, just another of the devil's tricks to get curious children interested in various "dress up" situations. If this trend continues, why, we can expect only much worse situations, as you shall see below.

        Hello Mrs. White, as a straight male, I don't know how homers tick, so your comparison never struck my imagination ever, but if you have any suggestions on how to properly costume these tykes (seam-stressing is a woman's talent, no?) I'm open ears. -Phil

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        • #19
          Re: Hello, it's good to see you

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Oh, you poor thing, you don't have a wife who would do ll the kitchen stuff for you?!
          Sue screwed up the batch last time when she put raspberry vignette instead of white vinegar. I had to chuck the concoction in her make-up kit so she could see what she did.


          She's a fine woman for most kitchen duties, usually, but when it comes to my mustard seeds, some things are best left to me to be done right.

          (I've been keeping a distance from her lately her face has been smelling of rancid raspberries )

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          • #20
            Re: Hello, it's good to see you

            Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
            Sue screwed up the batch last time when she put raspberry vignette instead of white vinegar.
            I have no idea what "raspberry vignette" is. What would one normally use it for? Assuming it is useful, does Mrs Hucker have a recipe she would like to share with us Ladies of Landover?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #21
              Re: Hello, it's good to see you

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              I have no idea what "raspberry vignette" is. What would one normally use it for? Assuming it is useful, does Mrs Hucker have a recipe she would like to share with us Ladies of Landover?
              Raspberry Vignette is the name for this fruity essence she likes to spritz into a jam-spread. She might have a recipe filed away somewhere in her binders if you'd like her to fish it out.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                I have no idea what "raspberry vignette" is. What would one normally use it for? Assuming it is useful, does Mrs Hucker have a recipe she would like to share with us Ladies of Landover?
                Salad
                -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                  Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                  Salad

                  That's the essence of it, yes.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    I have no idea what "raspberry vignette" is. What would one normally use it for? Assuming it is useful, does Mrs Hucker have a recipe she would like to share with us Ladies of Landover?
                    Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
                    Raspberry Vignette is the name for this fruity essence she likes to spritz into a jam-spread. She might have a recipe filed away somewhere in her binders if you'd like her to fish it out.
                    Oh, this does sound so interesting, dear Mr. Hucker. As our beloved Sister Joanna has noted, I must say that I have never heard of this "raspberry vignette" before, either. If your dear wife would not mind searching through her stack of binders, I am sure that this would be most appreciatively received by the Ladies of .

                    Naturally, I would not wish to put your wife to any bother, so I did look online for this; but, all I could find was something about "stack overflow" (whatever that is.) This article has a bit about it:

                    "How to get rid of vignetting in Raspberry-Pi camera pictures"



                    Somehow or another, I don't think that that is quite what your good wife has in her binders, though. I do thank you, so much, for kindly looking into this for us.
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                      Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                      Salad
                      Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
                      That's the essence of it, yes.
                      How would anyone use vignettes in their salads? Do you apply them to a picture of a salad?

                      Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                      Naturally, I would not wish to put your wife to any bother, so I did look online for this; but, all I could find was something about "stack overflow" (whatever that is.) This article has a bit about it:

                      "How to get rid of vignetting in Raspberry-Pi camera pictures"
                      Thank you Sister! I didn't know that Raspberry PI now had a camera module - although it does not surprise me that it has a vignette problem. It is such a cute tiny computer, though, I use it as my travel laptop.

                      Now, all this unrelated salad talk made me hungry. I'm going to the kitchen to make myself a salad with cherry tomatoes and walnuts. Maybe raspberry vinaigrette dressing? I have no idea what made me think of it.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                        The Godless British - particularly the northerners - make some strange concoction called raspberry vinegar, which is basically what it sounds like: raspberries, white vinegar and sugar. They pour it over ice-cream and Yorkshire puddings (though not at the same time) and it accounts for the state of the nation's teeth.
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                          My husband has just commented that although Sisters Isabella and Basilissa may well be correct, up to a point, he has only come across the word vignette in the context of a windshield sticker required in certain backward European countries, as an indication that the driver has paid the road tolls.

                          It is rare that an introductory thread inspires such an interesting* discussion.


                          (* for some value of "interesting" with which many of us had previously been unfamiliar)
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                            I have some personal favorite vinaigrettes from the Bible I would like to share with you sometime.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                              It is rare that an introductory thread inspires such an interesting* discussion.

                              (* for some value of "interesting" with which many of us had previously been unfamiliar)
                              Indeed, Sister.

                              Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
                              I have some personal favorite vinaigrettes from the Bible I would like to share with you sometime.


                              Originally posted by The KJV website
                              You searched for

                              "VINAIGRETTE" in the KJV Bible

                              'VINAIGRETTE' in the Bible

                              ... No direct matches for your keyword exist in the King James Bible.



                              Nonetheless, please feel free to share any recipes in my The Most Delicious Foods of the Bible thread.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello, it's good to see you

                                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                                My husband has just commented that although Sisters Isabella and Basilissa may well be correct, up to a point, he has only come across the word vignette in the context of a windshield sticker required in certain backward European countries, as an indication that the driver has paid the road tolls.

                                It is rare that an introductory thread inspires such an interesting* discussion.
                                Oh, my! The things that we learn here on are very interesting, indeed, dear Sister Joanna. And, I do thank your lovely husband for providing us with this tidbit of timeless trivia.

                                Now, then, one wonders if these stickers are meant to be placed only on the windshield of the car. I do see where someone has felt they are better displayed on the car door, as you shall see below.
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                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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