New guy

[mr. Isaiah Suarez]

Hello my name is Isaiah Suarez


I have been working as a Sales Professional for 5 years now. I joined as a Sales executive and worked my way up to the position of Sales Manager within 3 years.


I have a fascination for languages

[Phil Ander]

Re: New guy

Hello my name is Isaiah Suarez


I have been working as a Sales Professional for 5 years now. I joined as a Sales executive and worked my way up to the position of Sales Manager within 3 years.


I have a fascination for languages

Wrong website. Do not waste God's precious bandwidth. I think you were looking for Linkedin


Phil

[James Hutchins]

Re: New guy

Hello my name is Isaiah Suarez


I have been working as a Sales Professional for 5 years now. I joined as a Sales executive and worked my way up to the position of Sales Manager within 3 years.


I have a fascination for languages

Welcome friend, are you some sort of money grubbing joo-boy?
I just need to know before I welcome you into my heart and try and steal my precious bodily fluids. Nothing personal.

[Isabella White]

Re: New guy

Dear Mr. Suarez: We are pleased that you have found our blessed corner of the interwebs, and to you I extend a warm Thank you for that captivating description of your professional side. As fascinating as that is, I think you will find that our discussions here at pertain to matters of personal salvation, obedience to Almighty, and being washed in the glorious of . As such, I am afraid that I must re-direct you to the top of this page, where you will find a few very simple requests; although, I shall include those here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to you know here, at .

[Alvin Moss]

Re: New guy

Welcome Mr. Suarez. We are friendly Christians here and if it is Christian fellowship you seek, you have found the right place. I must say that I share Brother Phil's concern that you may be looking for a place to send your resume. If so, it is likely that Jesus has drawn you here to offer you salvation.


Why don't you tell us about how you found Jesus and what church you attend. We'd like to also know how many are your sons, what you have done for Jesus lately and if you are well funded.


Please do continue with your testimony, as we are anxious to get to know you.

[Basilissa]

Re: New guy

Hello my name is Isaiah Suarez

I have been working as a Sales Professional for 5 years now. I joined as a Sales executive and worked my way up to the position of Sales Manager within 3 years.

I have a fascination for languages

Hello and a very cautious to you!

Please answer the questions spelled out by Sister Isabella. Also, you might want to lose the pagan imagery from your profile.

Also please note that whatever you're selling, we aren't buying.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: New guy

I see your last name ends with a Z, which combined with the imaginery in your picture makes you a big candidate for being a mexican papist. Are you, señor Suárez?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: New guy

Hi! .. Jesus does not discriminate. Maybe within the sales community there are "educational" retreats where more advanced claims are rewarded with snootier chalet hostesses. Actual statistics are what cuts it with Jesus. Did you choose Him or that staff trollop bringing you your breakfast oysters and bucks fizz? Were your sales figures even possible? She would certainly have known, such positions being very ardently sought after with only the most adept applicants (whether in mathematics or logistics or demonic tai chi, your claims in one hand the sales de facto in her other, not only were the statistics massaged) whoooooops:

HELL FOREVER