[Woodenspoon4u]

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I am not into BDSM, and CDD and BDSM are not at all the same. CDD is about love and tough love, and teaching/educating/correcting one's family to keep them on the righteous path and ultimately to keep them out of Hell. Discipline is love. BDSM is about lust, arrogance, love of power, sadism, selfish desires, and has nothing at all to do with family values or Biblical principles.

[Woodenspoon4u]

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Phil and Joanna,

[Woodenspoon4u]

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Phil and Joanna, you both might want to read your Bibles. Romans 2:1 "Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things." Again, you both are assuming things about me, without any proof. We as Christians are tasked with leading people to Christ, not driving them away. Judging and condemning people before getting to know them, and/or without any proof just drives people away. I've seen it many, many times. Fine, you don't want to be friends with me or talk to me; that's your choice. But if all you do is seek to drive people away from this forum that don't fit into your little "cookie cutter" opinions, pretty soon you might find yourselves to be the only ones here. Just food for thought. I am praying for both of you, and praying for this very troubled world that we live in. God bless.

[handmaiden]

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Dear Woodenspoon,

I like your name. Most of what you have shared here sounds okay. Please understand that we are regularly besieged with people who have an agenda to mock us and our commitment to communicating the Bible in its complete clarity.


The sooner that you submit to the authority of our learned pastoral staff, the happier you will be. In one of your posts it sounds like you have your back up just a tad.


Relax and accept the discipline afforded to you. It is a gift from The Lord. Remember, that no matter where you may be in your journey out there, in here, you only gain status in Landover Baptist Church when decides.


We are confident that we are , but you must have patience until your eyes are fully opened to the Truth(tm) that we have to share.

[Basilissa]

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I am not into BDSM, and CDD and BDSM are not at all the same. CDD is about love and tough love, and teaching/educating/correcting one's family to keep them on the righteous path and ultimately to keep them out of Hell. Discipline is love. BDSM is about lust, arrogance, love of power, sadism, selfish desires, and has nothing at all to do with family values or Biblical principles.

I'm glad we've cleared this up. Indeed, Bible is filled with verses regarding spanking one's children, and as God says, the blueness of the wound has cleansing properties (Proverbs 20:30), so that's not "child abuse" but proper child rearing practices.

Phil and Joanna, you both might want to read your Bibles. Romans 2:1 "Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things." Again, you both are assuming things about me, without any proof.

If I may interject again. Yes, it is true that we know nothing about you (except the fact that you seem to be eager to spank your future family). The only way for us to know you better is if you venture out of the shelter of your introduction forum and start posting elsewhere. You can post wherever your heart desires, however you won't be able to create new threads until our Admins decide you are, in fact, a Godly Bible-obeying man.

May I direct you to our forum which deals specifically with raising proper Christian family:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=22

Here is one of my favorite threads on that forum: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81508

Post wisely and quote the Bible often.

We as Christians are tasked with leading people to Christ, not driving them away.

Narrow is the path (Matthew 7:14).

But if all you do is seek to drive people away from this forum that don't fit into your little "cookie cutter" opinions, pretty soon you might find yourselves to be the only ones here.

Our "cookie cutter" is the Bible itself, dear.

I am praying for both of you, and praying for this very troubled world that we live in. God bless.

These are troubled days for the hellbound sinners indeed. We True Christians have nothing to fear, because Lord is our Shepherd (Psalm 23).

[James Hutchins]

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'New kid on the block' wasn't that some sort of incestuous adolescent sex ring? Even if I were wrong (and I am not) it has debauchery written all over it. It has the whiff of canukistan stench. You know what that is like!

[Phil Ander]

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you both are assuming things about me, without any proof.

What I know about you is that you have chosen a user name which reflects an interest in "spanking". What I know about you is that you have expressed a desire to spank someone who you have not yet met. What I know about you is that you also intend to spank the children you beget with the woman who you have not yet met.


By your own words you have enacted similar punishments in previous "relationships". Were these marital relationships? If so, what caused the death of your spouse, or, in the case of several spouses, for each of them. If these were extramarital relationships then there is no Biblical Authority for your behaviour.


In the pot calling the kettle black category. I read The Bible everyday, and at every opportunity.


Should you be able find some time apart from your "spanking future wife" fantasy you could read these passages from the KJV
19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

Colossians 3:19

25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; 26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, 27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such
Ephesians 5:25-29


I am happy to do the fellowship and bring you forwards to a true relationship with Christ, but you will have to agree that this spanking fantasy is a roadblock to be overcome.


Phil

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Hello. I am a single Christian man who is seeking to talk with like-minded people. I might even meet the right girl to marry and have a family with. That's up to God though. Anyway, I grew up in the Nazarene Church, but have also attended Baptist, Lutheran, and Calvary Chapel churches.

Greetings Mr. Wooden. Can i ask you why you choose a name that makes you look like a tre-hugging heathen? Anyway, aren't you a bit confused with the attendance of too many churches? Maybe i can suggest you which one to attend: The Roman Catholic Apostolic Church! I'll pray that you find the correct Church before Coronavirus slaughters you.

[Isabella White]

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Dear Mr. Spoon: Kindly disregard the recommendation that was given to you by Mr. Rovagnati. He might think he is well-intentioned, but he does not seem to realize that he is following the false teaching of a demonic organization. If you should ever be taken to a church and then find that it is the Cathyolick church, run (don't walk) away from it as fast as your legs can move. Run, run, run!

For your benefit (and in an attempt to help you in avoiding eternal ), I am attaching a link with very valuable information about "Satanism in the Vatican". I suggest, very highly, that you read this, and absorb as much vital material as you can. From that site, I am posting a photo of the Pope and an upside-down cross. If that doesn't show total disrespect for the , then I don't know what does. Also, here in an excerpt from the site about the state of that cross:

"This cross is not broken, but turned upside down. It indicates the rejection of Jesus Christ and contempt for the gospel of salvation. Inverted symbols are typical of the opposite values pursued by Satanists. People who are sometimes sacrificed to Satan on Black Sabbath are crucified upside down in accordance with this tradition."

You (and Mr. Rovagnati) shall be on the prayer list for this coming Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social. I so hope that you will meet the as soon as possible, Mr. Spoon. There is not a moment to lose!

http://jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/satanism_in_the_vatican.htm

[Woodenspoon4u]

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Hi Isabella. I am fully aware that the Catholic church does not practice nor embrace the true teachings of the Bible. Their belief that the Pope, a mere mortal man, becomes infallible simple by being elected to that high office, is an affront to the entire idea of Christianity, and completely eliminates (in their eyes) the necessity of Jesus' ultimate sacrifice in dying on the cross. If man can become infallible simple by being elected to high offices within churches, then Jesus died for nothing. That, to me, is absolutely inexcusable! Now, I know there are a lot of Catholics that don't believe that man can become infallible, and I do have a few friends who used to be Catholic and left the church after taking a serious look at their religion and realizing it really wasn't truthful. I think Catholics do a lot of good in this world and help a lot of people, but good works won't get someone into Heaven. Only by accepting Jesus, believing in Him, and following His teachings can we hope to enter the kingdom of Heaven. We certainly won't get there saying thousands of "hail Marys", or playing with prayer beads.

[Woodenspoon4u]

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Oh, and thank you for your prayers; they are much appreciated.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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left the church after taking a serious look at their religion and realizing it really wasn't truthful.

This is a very good point. When atheists who do not follow the Bible(KJV1611) and worship false gods actually take a look at how self contradictory, full of logic defying happenings, easily explained situations, plot holes, obvious repetitions, plagiarisms from older mythologies and things that can only be described as 'magic', their so called religion is they soon have no choice but to conclude that it is balderdash and tumbles down like a non moss gathering stone like a house of cards on the table.


It is fortunate indeed that the Bible(KJV1611) confirms our faith in Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself being a factual account of the Bible(KJV1611)


2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."


YIC

[Woodenspoon4u]

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Hi handmaiden, Thanks for you compliment about my screen name. Why do you like it? I got your message about my friend request, and I do understand, and respect that. I didn't know there was a rule or anything regarding it, and I certainly meant no disrespect or ill will. You said that I sounded like I had my "back up just a tad." That would be correct. When people judge others without knowing the person, and or make assumptions without any shred of evidence or fact I tend to get a little peeved. I always forgive those that do it, and I know it's ignorance and/or self-righteousness that drives them to do it, but it still gets old really fast. It's more frustrating when Christians do it, because we are supposed to be above such things. Yes, we are all sinners, and we all fall short, and none of us are perfect, but we all should be striving each day to walk the walk, not just talk it.

[Elmer G. White]

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...Yes, we are all sinners, and we all fall short, and none of us are perfect, but we all should be striving each day to walk the walk, not just talk it.

Dear self-admitted Sinner,

Please, do not generalize your sorry state unto us True Christians™. We did sin before being re-born in Christ. Now, even if we try our utmost, we are no longer capable of sinning!

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

By the command of Jesus Christ, we are also perfect!

Deuteronomy 18:13
Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.

Matthew 5:48
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

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You said that I sounded like I had my "back up just a tad." That would be correct. When people judge others without knowing the person, and or make assumptions without any shred of evidence or fact I tend to get a little peeved. I always forgive those that do it, and I know it's ignorance and/or self-righteousness that drives them to do it, but it still gets old really fast.

OK, so you are a very special snowflake - got it. Now that we have this straightened out, would you care to address Brother Phil's question?

CDD is Biblical, and I have used it with success in previous relationships.

How many times have you been widowed?

Phil

Because, as Brother Phil notes, if you were spanking a girl you were not married to, you were living in sin:

Naturally as a Christian I would take these as marital relationships. Therefore to have previous relationships and to be single he would have to be widowed.

I had not taken into account the possibility that his previous relationships were extramarital relationships. Which is not how Christians behave.

I do await your answer. In the meanwhile, please know that I am praying for you, even though you might be a hellbound sinner. Not judging - just praying, in case you need it.