[Basilissa]

Re: So Happy!

Aren't their clothes, hats and customs even weirder than the Papist kind?

Yes. Their priests/bishops basically look like they run an ISIS training camp:

But with much more love for golden decor:

[James Hutchins]

Re: So Happy!

Welcome David, you not some sort of joo are you?

[SirDanielVII]

Re: So Happy!

Welcome David, you not some sort of joo are you?

Of course not! I am simply a member of God's Chosen People™!!

[SirDanielVII]

Re: So Happy!

Medication? Don't you know that "schizo" is caused by demon possession and can only be cured by prayer and fasting? Yes, yes you should go study your Bible further!

I know! My exorcist hasn't allowed me to eat in 4 months! Praying as we speak


All I can do is continue reading my Bible and allowing the word of God to cleanse my soul!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: So Happy!

Your fave read, Genesis 1:1 – Revelation 22:21, includes at an early stage the well-known passage Deuteronomy 22:30 – 23:2 where unfortunately we're able to compare the lineage from sDaniel I to sDaniel VII with God's Declared Outcome and by a simple subtraction determine how many generations remain outstanding at any point in time. That would be subject to compliance with Deuteronomy 22 of course. If one of your ancestors had not done so the dial would be reset to zero, so to speak.

I am more concerned about this "Mother Mary" stuff. Mary is a name of course and many Marys have been mothers. One of them was mother to Jesus but she doesn't have a Church. There may well be "churches" of Marys set up by heathens who may even co-opt idols to represent her (or them) but such assemblies would have nothing to do with Christianity. If your forebear had kicked one off there'd be consequences for multiple generations.

Perhaps in your response you could identify how many generations, from your Bible passage? It's probably in the first half somewhere. Another point—others will be wondering, too—is whether you include Daniel Bel & the Dragon, Daniel & Susanna or songs from inside the fiery furnace?

If those narratives are within the pale your link would be Genesis 1:1 – Revelation 22:21. Notes are included FYI.

[handmaiden]

Re: So Happy!

I know! My exorcist hasn't allowed me to eat in 4 months! Praying as we speak


All I can do is continue reading my Bible and allowing the word of God to cleanse my soul!

Jesus fasted for 40 days. He endured hunger to the limit of human capability.


You are trying to be funny or you are a liar.


I am not laughing.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: So Happy!

Excuse me, how DARE you insinuate that I have spoken too freely?! I attend the church my great-great-great-great-grandfather founded HIMSELF! MARY IS THE APOSTLE OF THE APOSTLES, I AM NO FILTHY CATHEELICK! My favorite bible verse, if I MUST choose only one, is Kings 2:23, wherein the Lord exerts his great power to destroy those who disobey His word! I found Jesus through my Blood, as I am 1/64 Jewish! I am cleaner and worthier than ANYONE!!

Greetings Mr. Daniel (i cannot call you "Sir", since i doubt you received that title from a monarch or a bishop), it's nice to see an Orthodox in these forums (even tough they are only a step further than Lutherans and Anglicans for their doctrines). May i ask you to wich Orthodox Church you belong? Also, are you claiming that you descend from the first patriarch of it?



Now, i assure you that we True Christians that follow the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).


Also, i suggest to pray that God may purify your DNA if you really descend from the Christ-killing people, since it could lead you to usury.


Amen!

[Basilissa]

Re: So Happy!

Now, i assure you that we FALSE Christians that follow the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).

There was a small error in your post, my dear Romeo, so I corrected it.

[Isabella White]

Re: So Happy!

There was a small error in your post, my dear Romeo, so I corrected it.

Oh, how truly excellent, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if I may, I should like to make another correction:

Now, i assure you that we True Christians that follow the Roman Catholic APOSTASY Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).

[Basilissa]

Re: So Happy!

Oh, how truly excellent, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if I may, I should like to make another correction:

Indeed, Sister Isabella, indeed!