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  • GodHatesGLaDOS
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    • Jul 2020
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    #1

    Hi, I'm Callie!

    I am a devout Christian who hails from New York but moved to Florida in 2010. New York is EVIL! Also, GLaDOS is evil and satanic. God hates GLaDOS. GLaDOS in HELL! I enjoy being in the south. My neighbors are all godly neighbors. God bless Landover and God bless Trump. Gayless neighborhood too.
  • Isabella White
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    • Mar 2019
    • 4276

    #2
    Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

    Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
    I am a devout Christian who hails from New York but moved to Florida in 2010. New York is EVIL! Also, GLaDOS is evil and satanic. God hates GLaDOS. GLaDOS in HELL! I enjoy being in the south. My neighbors are all godly neighbors. God bless Landover and God bless Trump. Gayless neighborhood too.
    Dear Miss Callie: To you, I do extend a most kind and friendly We are so very pleased that you have found your way to our sanctified space in the interwebs galaxy. I am afraid that I have no knowledge of this GlaDOS that you speak of, though, and I wonder if I might ask you to clarify your statement for me? It does appear, however, that GlaDOS occupies a special place of resentment deep within your heart.

    Now, then, if you had read our requests carefully at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum, you would have noted that we have asked to know which church you go to, and what your favorite verse might be. I'm afraid that I see neither of these in your introductory message, so it would be appreciated if you will kindly supply this information for us. Thank you for your attention to this.

    I might also add that, while you say, "New York is EVIL", we should be mindful that New York has given us our very beloved, -sent President Donald Trump. And, where would our blessed be without his strong, devoted leadership?

    May bless you as your fellowship with us, Dear.
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • GodHatesGLaDOS
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      • Jul 2020
      • 14

      #3
      Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

      Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
      Dear Miss Callie: To you, I do extend a most kind and friendly We are so very pleased that you have found your way to our sanctified space in the interwebs galaxy. I am afraid that I have no knowledge of this GlaDOS that you speak of, though, and I wonder if I might ask you to clarify your statement for me? It does appear, however, that GlaDOS occupies a special place of resentment deep within your heart.

      Now, then, if you had read our requests carefully at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum, you would have noted that we have asked to know which church you go to, and what your favorite verse might be. I'm afraid that I see neither of these in your introductory message, so it would be appreciated if you will kindly supply this information for us. Thank you for your attention to this.

      I might also add that, while you say, "New York is EVIL", we should be mindful that New York has given us our very beloved, -sent President Donald Trump. And, where would our blessed be without his strong, devoted leadership?

      May bless you as your fellowship with us, Dear.
      You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
      GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
      THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12911

        #4
        Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

        Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
        You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
        GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
        THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
        Hi sweetie, I see you didn't answer Sister Isabella's questions. If that was intentional, then it was very mean of you. If that was unintentional, then you have a very short attention span and Eternal Salvation might be beyond your reach.


        Who's Gladys and why do you hate her so much?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • GodHatesGLaDOS
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          #5
          Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

          Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
          You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
          GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
          THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
          I attend The Rock Church and my favorite Bible verse is Philippians 4:13.

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          • GodHatesGLaDOS
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            • Jul 2020
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            #6
            Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

            GLaDOS is pure evil. She is a robot from a SATANIC video game which ruined my while family. They're brainwashed and they pair Chell, the protagonist who is a female, with GLaDOS in a sexual and romantic relationship. THAT IS DISGUSTING. Real people are CHRIST-LOVING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!! GOD HATES COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS!! My brother gave me this picture too (warning it's a DISGUSTING lesbo pairing).



            Whoever created these disgusting characters used as instruments for the gay agenda should BURN IN HELL! I'm also gonna contact Donald Trump and DEMAND that he BANS the SATANIC AND EVIL Portal franchise.
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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10256

              #7
              Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

              Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
              GLaDOS is pure evil. She is a robot from a SATANIC video game which ruined my while family. They're brainwashed and they pair Chell, the protagonist who is a female, with GLaDOS in a sexual and romantic relationship. THAT IS DISGUSTING. Real people are CHRIST-LOVING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!! GOD HATES COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS!! My brother gave me this picture too (warning it's a DISGUSTING lesbo pairing).


              Whoever created these disgusting characters used as instruments for the gay agenda should BURN IN HELL! I'm also gonna contact Donald Trump and DEMAND that he BANS the SATANIC AND EVIL Portal franchise.

              Why don't you just pray the Devil away?

              James 4:7
              Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.


              Matthew 21:22
              And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive
              .

              Thus the question is: Is your faith equal to that of a mustard seed?


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • GodHatesGLaDOS
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                #8
                Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post

                Why don't you just pray the Devil away?

                James 4:7
                Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.


                Matthew 21:22
                And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive
                .

                Thus the question is: Is your faith equal to that of a mustard seed?


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                Thank you and God bless. You are a lifesaver. I will pray the Devil away. God always prevails.

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                • GodHatesGLaDOS
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                  #9
                  Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                  Also, I came to find Jesus in December 2012. I found a pamphlet that was gonna be thrown out. It was A Demon's Nightmare and I got saved that day and I've been a Jesus-loving, Heaven-bound teenager ever since.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12911

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                    Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
                    Also, I came to find Jesus in December 2012. I found a pamphlet that was gonna be thrown out. It was A Demon's Nightmare and I got saved that day and I've been a Jesus-loving, Heaven-bound teenager ever since.
                    Well, I don't think you can be a teenager much longer than that, dear.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • GodHatesGLaDOS
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                      • Jul 2020
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                      #11
                      Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                      I was 8 years old at the time. A bad elementary student bound for hell, Jesus led me with this trash-bound pamphlet that I kept. I lost that pamphlet but God bless that pamphlet for being there, just waiting for me to read it!

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                      • Isabella White
                        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                         
                        • Mar 2019
                        • 4276

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                        Originally posted by GodHatesGLaDOS View Post
                        You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
                        GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
                        THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
                        Oh, well, I see, Miss Callie. At least, I think I do. I would like to thank you for sharing this frightfully fascinating information with me but, I will admit freely, that I have absolutely no idea what you are going on about.

                        Might I suggest that you contact our beloved to ask about guidance and deliverance from evil spirits? One wonders if you have watched too many Harry Potters movies and are suffering from the effects of dabbling with demonic entities. You don't happen to use ouija boards, do you, Dear?

                        I shall add your name to my prayer list for the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, dear one. We shall see the victory, through the blessed of !

                        Revelation 12:11 "And they overcame him by the of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death."
                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                        • GodHatesGLaDOS
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                          Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                          Oh, well, I see, Miss Callie. At least, I think I do. I would like to thank you for sharing this frightfully fascinating information with me but, I will admit freely, that I have absolutely no idea what you are going on about.

                          Might I suggest that you contact our beloved to ask about guidance and deliverance from evil spirits? One wonders if you have watched too many Harry Potters movies and are suffering from the effects of dabbling with demonic entities. You don't happen to use ouija boards, do you, Dear?

                          I shall add your name to my prayer list for the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, dear one. We shall see the victory, through the blessed of !

                          Revelation 12:11 "And they overcame him by the of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death."
                          I DESPISE Oujia boards and Harry Potters movies. I stay away from the forces of evil and I trust God to shield me from the evil things the devil puts on this earth. God is mad at my wicked family for lusting after a homer robot from a satanic video game.
                          Thank you for adding my name to the prayer list. God Bless.

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                          • WWJDnow
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                            • Aug 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                            Hi, Callie, and welcome. I'm sorry to hear that your family is still leading a sinful life. Is that why they haven't arranged a marriage for you yet?
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                            • Dana723
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                              • Oct 2017
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                              #15
                              Re: Hi, I'm Callie!

                              Hello Callie! I'm not sure why you are so obsessed with Gladys from a sinful video game and why you hate her so much. Hopefully you can cleanse those demons from your soul!
                              Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                              1 Corinthians 11:13

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