[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

You can tell how humble Moses was, because when he wrote that verse, he decided he was so unimportant that he put the whole sentence in parenthesis.

That's True Christian™ humbleness in a nutshell.

Excellent point, dear Sister! Moses' role as God's amanuensis is fascinating. Writing about his own death, no doubt foretold to him by The Lord, must have been very difficult.

[Basilissa]

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Excellent point, dear Sister! Moses' role as God's amanuensis is fascinating. Writing about his own death, no doubt foretold to him by The Lord, must have been very difficult.

Indeed, Sister. The only other logical explanation is that Moses wrote about his death after his death. Depending on the time lapsed, it might have been a difficult feat to achieve for his rotting corpse.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Welcome friend! You look familiar. I think I saw you at the rest stop on I-80 having your jack worked by a young man.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Welcome friend! You look familiar. I think I saw you at the rest stop on I-80 having your jack worked by a young man.

What are you insinuating James? Is this because I didn't reply to your "Hi" earlier? I apologise friend. Thank you for your warm welcome brother. God bless.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

I have to say that your avatar is decidedly below the standards of these Godly forums. It is frankly repulsive and I think Sister Dana hit the nail on the head when she said

I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat

Bearing in mind your extremely low status here, perhaps you would care to replace it with something more honest and less obscene?

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

Hello, and welcome! I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat, but as he was a mice-eating, steroid-using fugitive who killed himself in 2011, and you seem to be a fine, upstanding young Christian man, it is possible I am wrong. I look forward to reading your contributions to this forum!

Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

I have to say that your avatar is decidedly below the standards of these Godly forums. It is frankly repulsive and I think Sister Dana hit the nail on the head when she said, "I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat". Bearing in mind your extremely low status here, perhaps you would care to replace it with something more honest and less obscene?

Dear above! Last evening, I noticed the message that was left so kindly by dear Sister Dana, but it was late at night and I was half asleep. I had just finished watching that tedious Demonrat convention show, and then I realized that I had not shut down the computer. So, being tired, I did not give much thought, at the time, to Dana's posting. And, just now, having read the message by our beloved Sister Joanna; well, I just had to re-read Dana's message.

I must say that I am alarmed and horrified by the thoughts of someone using an obscene avatar on . Not only do we have our standards to uphold here at , but this situation is abundantly appalling, especially when considering the photo that Mr. Uccello is using. It is very similar to one that I found when I was researching information about the Raoul Moat person that sister Dana mentioned. I'll attach the photo here:



Now, I think most people can see that the similarity is not just striking (in a coincidental sort of way), but that the photos appear to be taken in the very same room! Then, after having found that, I looked a bit further at some other information, and I've found this article, which shows an exact match of the photo that is used by Mr. Uccello. And, it contains distressing details about a very upsetting situation!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...her-Brown.html

So, then, Mr. Uccello, as I am sure you are reading this, perhaps you would care to explain this to the servants of the ? If you are such a fine, upstanding servant of Almighty, as you've suggested, then might I ask why on Earth you have used a photo of a murderer on our blessed site? I'm afraid that I cannot speak as to how this may very strongly affect your case that is presently under review in our Department of Faith, but something tells me that you are not going to be honored with a tea party!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Greetings,

Hello Joanna,


I am sincerely sorry for any offence I have unintentionally caused and have no ill will, I consider you all friends as this is the first Christian site I have felt truly welcome in with my ideology and who do not fear to believe what is TRULY written as the Lord intended it. I am just thankful of the body that God has created for me. I have no idea who this "Raoul Moat" person is you speak of, is he a Frenchman? I most certainly am not! However, I do not wish to offend my new friends here, I feel so welcome. Please accept my profound apologies. I have changed my avatar. Again apologies brothers and sisters.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

The Uccello part sounds more Eyetalian, doesn't it?

this situation is abundantly appalling, especially when considering the photo that Mr. Uccello is using. It is very similar to one that I found when I was researching information about the Raoul Moat person that sister Dana mentioned. I'll attach the photo here:

I admit I'm not interested enough to google who that is, but you must admit, Sister - nice muscles there on that fellow!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

The Uccello part sounds more Eyetalian, doesn't it?

I admit I'm not interested enough to google who that is, but you must admit, Sister - nice muscles there on that fellow!

Thank you sister, I am very thankful of the muscles and body the Lord has blessed me with. I am unsure of who this french sounding man is, but rest assured it is not I. I regret decorating my room is such a colour now as this monster of a man? I suppose I could not have expected any better from a Frenchman?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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And for those wondering, my name derives from the English name "Bost" as far as I have been told. I am certainly not Italian or Dutch! Pure Alabamian here!

[James Hutchins]

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Dear above! Last evening, I noticed the message that was left so kindly by dear Sister Dana, but it was late at night and I was half asleep. I had just finished watching that tedious Demonrat convention show, and then I realized that I had not shut down the computer. So, being tired, I did not give much thought, at the time, to Dana's posting. And, just now, having read the message by our beloved Sister Joanna; well, I just had to re-read Dana's message.

I must say that I am alarmed and horrified by the thoughts of someone using an obscene avatar on . Not only do we have our standards to uphold here at , but this situation is abundantly appalling, especially when considering the photo that Mr. Uccello is using. It is very similar to one that I found when I was researching information about the Raoul Moat person that sister Dana mentioned. I'll attach the photo here:



Now, I think most people can see that the similarity is not just striking (in a coincidental sort of way), but that the photos appear to be taken in the very same room! Then, after having found that, I looked a bit further at some other information, and I've found this article, which shows an exact match of the photo that is used by Mr. Uccello. And, it contains distressing details about a very upsetting situation!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...her-Brown.html

So, then, Mr. Uccello, as I am sure you are reading this, perhaps you would care to explain this to the servants of the ? If you are such a fine, upstanding servant of Almighty, as you've suggested, then might I ask why on Earth you have used a photo of a murderer on our blessed site? I'm afraid that I cannot speak as to how this may very strongly affect your case that is presently under review in our Department of Faith, but something tells me that you are not going to be honored with a tea party!

That is the guy I saw! I recognize all the defacement of the body with the tattoos!
Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.


Deuteronomy 6
6 Now these are the commandments, the statutes, and the judgments, which the Lord your God commanded to teach you, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go to possess it:
2 That thou mightest fear the Lord thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be prolonged.
3 Hear therefore, O Israel, and observe to do it; that it may be well with thee, and that ye may increase mightily, as the Lord God of thy fathers hath promised thee, in the land that floweth with milk and honey.
4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord:
5 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
8 And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.
9 And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.
10 And it shall be, when the Lord thy God shall have brought thee into the land which he sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give thee great and goodly cities, which thou buildedst not,
11 And houses full of all good things, which thou filledst not, and wells digged, which thou diggedst not, vineyards and olive trees, which thou plantedst not; when thou shalt have eaten and be full;
12 Then beware lest thou forget the Lord, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
13 Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.
14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;
15 (For the Lord thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the Lord thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.
16 Ye shall not tempt the Lord your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
17 Ye shall diligently keep the commandments of the Lord your God, and his testimonies, and his statutes, which he hath commanded thee.
18 And thou shalt do that which is right and good in the sight of the Lord: that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest go in and possess the good land which the Lord sware unto thy fathers.
19 To cast out all thine enemies from before thee, as the Lord hath spoken.
20 And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the Lord our God hath commanded you?
21 Then thou shalt say unto thy son, We were Pharaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and the Lord brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand:
22 And the Lord shewed signs and wonders, great and sore, upon Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his household, before our eyes:
23 And he brought us out from thence, that he might bring us in, to give us the land which he sware unto our fathers.
24 And the Lord commanded us to do all these statutes, to fear the Lord our God, for our good always, that he might preserve us alive, as it is at this day.
25 And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these commandments before the Lord our God, as he hath commanded us.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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That is the guy I saw! I recognize all the defacement of the body with the tattoos!
Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.


Deuteronomy 6
6 Now these are the commandments, the statutes, and the judgments, which the Lord your God commanded to teach you, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go to possess it:
2 That thou mightest fear the Lord thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be prolonged.
3 Hear therefore, O Israel, and observe to do it; that it may be well with thee, and that ye may increase mightily, as the Lord God of thy fathers hath promised thee, in the land that floweth with milk and honey.
4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord:
5 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
8 And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.
9 And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.
10 And it shall be, when the Lord thy God shall have brought thee into the land which he sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give thee great and goodly cities, which thou buildedst not,
11 And houses full of all good things, which thou filledst not, and wells digged, which thou diggedst not, vineyards and olive trees, which thou plantedst not; when thou shalt have eaten and be full;
12 Then beware lest thou forget the Lord, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
13 Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.
14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;
15 (For the Lord thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the Lord thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.
16 Ye shall not tempt the Lord your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
17 Ye shall diligently keep the commandments of the Lord your God, and his testimonies, and his statutes, which he hath commanded thee.
18 And thou shalt do that which is right and good in the sight of the Lord: that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest go in and possess the good land which the Lord sware unto thy fathers.
19 To cast out all thine enemies from before thee, as the Lord hath spoken.
20 And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the Lord our God hath commanded you?
21 Then thou shalt say unto thy son, We were Pharaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and the Lord brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand:
22 And the Lord shewed signs and wonders, great and sore, upon Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his household, before our eyes:
23 And he brought us out from thence, that he might bring us in, to give us the land which he sware unto our fathers.
24 And the Lord commanded us to do all these statutes, to fear the Lord our God, for our good always, that he might preserve us alive, as it is at this day.
25 And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these commandments before the Lord our God, as he hath commanded us.

I, unlike this Frenchman Raoul, have not perverted my God given form with tattoos or other cuttings.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

I, unlike this Frenchman Raoul, have not perverted my God given form with tattoos or other cuttings.

Dear Mr. Uccello: For your benefit and consideration, I should like to leave this here:

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

It appears that you have used a new photo of yourself, wearing a T-shirt -- one that covers up the tattoos that we could so clearly see in your first photo!

I'm afraid that you will have to get up much earlier in the morning, if you are attempting to pull the wool over the eyes of the 's blessed and beloved people, here at .

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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I am not the same person Isabella. This "raoul" man is a dirty Frenchman. I am from Alabama! Also I am in a different room to this man.

Thank you all for your warm welcome! God bless this Nation and forum!

[handmaiden]

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Dear Mr. Uccello. . .
I'm afraid that you will have to get up much earlier in the morning, if you are attempting to pull the wool over the eyes of the 's blessed and beloved people, here at .

Sister, dear, I second your commendation of the discernment available to our learned members here at Landover Baptist.

Another concern that I have regarding this poor fellow, is how much he seems to emphasize the physical over the spiritual. He comments on his bodily form very often, but speaks little of the greatest gifts of The Lord.

Why even pretend Christians find the time and energy to quote 1 Corinthians 13:13 at their sham religious weddings.

And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.