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Hi Izzy (may I call you Izzy? great), I must say you are slightly more amusing than the average half-brained unsaved trash that persecute us on this forum.Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
Tip for your future endeavors: no Muslim would call the building of his congregation a "church." Do I need to google "mosque" for you?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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Ishmael, is it? For some reason, I find myself wishing to thwack you very soundly with a very heavy book.
Excuse me while I go pray away the rage.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Sister, if she did, that certainly would be a Miracle™.Originally posted by handmaiden View PostGod created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Welcome friend. Have you heard the good news?Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
Jesus wants to love you in a deep and personal way. LBC can assist you in your walk of life with God by your side. Stop being hoodwinked by these false prophets and absurd rhetoric. End the malarkey. Get right by the Holy Ghost.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Dear Miss Brother: I implore you -- please -- think about the road of destruction that you are on! Stop going to those places of false worship. They are there to trap you into thinking that you will go to Heaven if you attend their services. Nothing could be further from the truth! TheOriginally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
will not sit by idly as you worship false gods -- this you will see, and I fear that it will happen very soon. Why, look at what happened to that other false church, that Notre Dame place in Paris! Do you really want to put yourself in the same situation?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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It's a long drive from Alaska to Europe. It may be that you attend infrequently or perhaps you are lying. If you are lying be advised that you will have to go to Hell and abide with the Devil. There are all kinds of sins that will get you sent to Hell, but lying is one of the ten sins most hated by God.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Oh, that's nice, dear Miss Dumboni. Since you like big books so much, kindly have a look at the attached video clip and see if you can learn something very important from it. And, from out of the goodness of my heart, I'll give you a clue:Originally posted by DumboniBaDoomed View Post
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Grammar correction service, free introductory trial.Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
i go to a muslim church in europe loLo, I go to a muslim Church in Europe.
For a moment I thought you meant that joint in London. But that's not in Europe. Surely no-one else would pull a stunt like this? (I mean other than Anglicans? Mohammedans turn up at Churches occasionally, but that's not quite the same thing.)
"Inclusive Mosque" event at St John's church, Waterloo
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You would be wise to educate yourself using the KJV and take a stroll withOriginally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
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Hello. Please, can you tell me what do you mean by "Muslim Church"? Are you referring to that Cathedral in Spain that is now a mosque?Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View PostComment
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Let's call a spade a spade. Mosques are basically terrorist cells.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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