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We are a married couple of 25 years and we both have been born again Christians since high school. This seems like a great place to get into some great discussion with great people. Feel free to say HI!!!
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Hi couple--welcome to Landover Baptist Church. We'd like to know about you. Perhaps you could share the church you go to and your favorite Bible verse.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word. -
Re: We would like to say HI to everyone at Landover Baptist
Hello and
! Please do what Mayor Hold asked. 
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: We would like to say HI to everyone at Landover Baptist
Hello then and welcome. What shall we call you? Probably your names would be the best choice. Pray, do give us a more detailed introduction. We can be shy around strangers; so many come to vex us, you know.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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That's very generous of you. If you don't mind I'll hold off until you properly Introduce yourself like the Mayor already told you.Originally posted by weareacouple View PostIf I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Church(TM).Originally posted by weareacouple View Post
Yes, we are great. Glad you can see that!This seems like a great place to get into some great discussion with great people.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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And, hello to you, dear Mr. & Mrs. Married Couple, and to you, I extend a most warm and heartyOriginally posted by weareacouple View Post
We are so pleased that you have found us, in our blessed area of the interwebs galaxy, and it is my prayer that you will join with us as we study the blessed 
and worship the 
Almighty.
I notice that you have missed our friendly requests at the top of the Introduction Forum, so I shall post them here, for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
So, if you don't mind terribly, Dears, I hope that you will kindly provide this information for us. And, please, do let us know of your first names so that we can address you in a friendly, cordial, comfy-cozy manner.
May bless you richly, as you seek 
here, at 
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(Mrs.) Isabella White
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hiIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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“Born again” would imply they’re Mormons right?Comment
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No. Mormons believe that, when you die, you go have a chat with God and Joseph Smith and, if you donated enough to their church, you get to be the god of one new planet for every wife you have, which is just silly.Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
Everyone knows that when you die Jesus will judge you for your faith and send you up to Heaven or down to Hell. How much you tithed to the Landover Baptist Church is only one factor, counting no more than 40% or so.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Hi! How do you think the intro's going? Welcome to the forum - just curious, did you both become Christians at the same time?Originally posted by weareacouple View PostComment
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