Why god hates byciclists?

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Is it because the self gratification produced by a narrow saddle? Mine is width enough to avoid that.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

What kind of passive aggressive a-hole videos every interaction you have with them and edits it for maximum effect on Youtube? It goes deeper than narrow saddles, friend.

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Re: Why god hates byciclists?

What kind of passive aggressive a-hole videos every interaction you have with them and edits it for maximum effect on Youtube? It goes deeper than narrow saddles, friend.

I don't know what a video has to do with god's hate. In biblical times the ignorance was so colossal that even electricity was not known.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

I don't know what a video has to do with god's hate. In biblical times the ignorance was so colossal that even electricity was not known.

Why would anyone need electricity to ride a bicycle?!?

[Isabella White]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

I don't know what a video has to do with god's hate. In biblical times the ignorance was so colossal that even electricity was not known.

And, what, pray tell, does that have to do with the price of tea at the Piggly Wiggly? It comes as no surprise to me that you do not know this:

Hebrews 13:8 "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever."

Biblical times, or no Biblical times; electricity or no electricity -- it matters not -- not when the is in control of all things, at all times!

Why would anyone need electricity to ride a bicycle?!?

Exactly so, dear Brother Dr. Toole! Honestly, I will never understand why some people must make such a big drama out of the simplest of ordinary, everyday things, especially when has all of the answers written so clearly within the blessed !

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

You ride a LGBicycle? Are you a vegetarian too? God tells us in 1 Timothy 4:8 that bodily exercise profiteth little. When you ride a bike, Big Oil profiteth little as well. Buy an American car and start burning gas, or the hippies win! A real man DRIVES a truck or a jeep or a Hummer, a child or a homosexual rides a bike or a pony or a magical fairy rainbow. "Thyclithts" insist that we (read: motorists using the roads for their intended purpose) share the streets with them, even when we're on urgent business for Christ and they're leisurely bouncing around those banana seats on their way to some gay sex convention or art gallery. Bike riders want equal rights? Then drive 55 and stop impeding traffic.

Son, you'd be better off taking your hands off those handlebars and putting them on a Bible.

[Basilissa]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

Bike riders want equal rights? Then drive 55 and stop impeding traffic.

You've hit the nail in the head, Brother Dennis. Exactly, these people need to keep up or perish. The last thing a driver needs to worry about, are bicyclists appearing out of nowhere, causing the driver to swerve into the oncoming traffic. If you ask me, bicycles should be outlawed, or allowed only to mix with the pedestrians. (Pedestrians really should be outlawed as well, but that's a topic for another thread).

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

...Then drive 55 and stop impeding traffic...

What granny state are you from?


Here it's 75 or GTFO the way.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Why god hates byciclists?

What granny state are you from?


Here it's 75 or GTFO the way.

Speeders go to Hell (Romans 13:1). Seeing as how you're already irrevocably damned, by all means keep driving like a whacked out junkie on the drugs or a minority with warrants. Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll get in a wreck and take out a few Biden voters.