Let's...answer stupid questions from stupid people

[refridgerator]

Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.

Amen.

[Isabella White]

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Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden. Amen.

Let us NOT enter into such foolish nonsense, Miss Refridgerator! Instead, I hope that you will study this -- very, very carefully:

Proverbs 29:11 "A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards."

[Basilissa]

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Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.

Amen.

#NotMyPresident


Oh wait, I forgot - this sort of nonsense is acceptable only when liberals say it, right?

[Didymus Much]

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#NotMyPresident...

Even at President-Elect Biden's advanced age, I doubt he'll need ointment for that extremely stale burn.


#getusedtosayingMadameVicePresidentb****es

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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#getusedtosayingMadameVicePresidentb****es

Trust the atheist to ratchet up the hate. Time to starting printing out bumper stickers again.

[baseballdad]

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Trust the atheist to ratchet up the hate. Time to starting printing out bumper stickers again.

Amen brother

[weirdcouple (On Moderation)]

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We know that they won't like it but (also speaking for my husband) we will have to agree with the others replying to the thread. No amount of prayer will help anyone who supports baby killers.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I think I recognize you from the social medias. Tell me this is not the one dressed up as a lady.

[WWJDnow]

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Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.

Amen.

Lord,

Thou art my God and the God of my fathers. Hallowed be thy name! *

Watch over and guide thy wayward son, Joseph Robinet Biden, as he assumes the mantle of the Presidency of the United States. Keep him safe through the course of his first and only term in office, lest we find ourselves ruled by a mongrel negress. Harden his heart against the communists Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders and the Satanic influence of the Papist religion and turn him instead to the manifest wisdom of Godly and righteous counselors such as Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, and our own Pastor Ezekiel Flint. Protect him from the vain babblings of so-called scientists and physicians who would sacrifice the wealth of the one percenters in the job creating class to combat the coronavirus plague that thou hast set upon the world as a warning and a punishment for sin.

In Jesus's name we pray. Amen.

* It's always good to butter God up a bit when you start praying. Like Donald Trump, God responds well to flattery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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That is a powerful prayer, Brother Dnow, but maybe you might want to remove the alleged President-elect's middle name?

Watch over and guide thy wayward son, Joseph Robinet Biden

God, being omniscient, obviously already knows it. But I worry about reminding Him that this fake election may result in an American president whose middle name is French for "faucet".

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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That is a powerful prayer, Brother Dnow, but maybe you might want to remove the alleged President-elect's middle name?
God, being omniscient, obviously already knows it. But I worry about reminding Him that this fake election may result in an American president whose middle name is French for "faucet".

Joseph
From Ioseph, the Latin form of Greek Ἰωσήφ (Ioseph), which was from the Hebrew name יוֹסֵף (Yosef) meaning "he will add" (source)

Robinet
A faucet

Biden
Bidet.

He will add a faucet and a bidet.

[refridgerator]

Protection against Covid

Hello.

Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?


Are non sinners inmune by default?


Thanks for your ilumination.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Protection against Covid

Hello.

Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?


Are non sinners inmune by default?


Thanks for your ilumination.

I'll keep it simple so you can understand: No

[Johny Joe Hold]

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We need to reflect properly on this matter of praying for Joe Biden. Did anyone here pray for Hillary? I did not.

And, if I pray for Biden now am I required to pray for Hillary now? That's asking a lot. She hid emails and an email server.

[Basilissa]

Re: Protection against Covid

Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?

I'll answer with a question: does carrying a book on quantum physics mean that you have an understanding of quantum physics?

The Bible is not an amulet that needs to be carried with and worshiped as something magical. It's the manual of life, meant to be read and followed.

It is astonishing, though, how many self-professed "Christians" think that just carrying the Book without ever reading it somehow buys them Salvation.