[emochildofgod]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

THANK YOU OMG! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS WHAT IM SAYING. JEEZ.

oh- and do you have discord? i v e f o u n d <<<redacted by a friendly moderator>>> h e r e����

the thing that balissa redacted was "an ally". she said i was s3xing it up for Satan. I just found someone who i think is kinda chill. That's not Satanic.

[handmaiden]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

the thing that balissa redacted was "an ally". she said i was s3xing it up for Satan. I just found someone who i think is kinda chill. That's not Satanic.

Perhaps. But it is rude and boorish. You've come into our church and refused to listen to the sermons and are now gossiping together in the back pews.


If you are here seeking Salvation(r) through applied knowledge of the Truth(c) of the Bible, then you will shut up and LISTEN!


If you have no interest in that goal or the knowledge that we have to share, then you are under no obligation to do so. But please take your baby-talk and indulge yourselves elsewhere.


And, needless to say, we are certainly under no obligation to listen to you. Your parents aren't paying us to look after you. Therefore, we can delete and/or modify your posts any which way that we choose.


A few quick questions before you go. What is the purpose of your visit? Do you not have any friends with whom to share your vapid interests? Why do you hate Baby Jesus so much? Do you even remember that He has a birthday this month? Or is it always about you? Are you really more important than Our Lord and Savior? Are you a Beatle? May I have your autograph? Was the Queen nice?


I'm going into my prayer closet now. I got a little too excited by my own questions. Jesus and the Holy Spirit will fix me right up.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

THANK YOU OMG! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS WHAT IM SAYING. JEEZ.

Typing in all caps is often a sign of demonic possession. Is that why you're here in a Christian forum? Is this you reaching out for help expelling that vile creature of Satan?

[emochildofgod]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

we are certainly under no obligation to listen to you....

Why do you hate Baby Jesus so much? Do you even remember that He has a birthday this month? Or is it always about you? Are you really more important than Our Lord and Savior? Are you a Beatle? May I have your autograph? Was the Queen nice?

I never said you had to listen to me, I came hear to learn your ideologies, but Bekkah was met with aggression. Now, I'm just trying to do damage control, and give you an insight into my mind. I have many friends, I don't hate Jesus- but I do not worship him. I know when christmas is (i'm getting my girlfriend a rosary for christmas- she's not catholic, but she likes rosaries), I don't believe in a lord or savior- I believe in science and free thoughts. Sadly, I'm not Ringo Starr or Paul McCartney. If you want, you can have my autograph. I'd imagine the queen's nice, I've never met her.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

I never said you had to listen to me, I came hear to learn your ideologies, but Bekkah was met with aggression. Now, I'm just trying to do damage control, and give you an insight into my mind.

Rebekkah came here under false pretenses (local newspaper story--you think we haven't seen that one before?). When we tried to save her soul, she started ranting and lobbing obscenities, and you have the nerve to call us aggressive?

I don't hate Jesus- but I do not worship him.

As Jesus said in Matthew 12:29:

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

I know that it's hard to fight the demons that My Chemical Romance has planted in your head, but you must try. Jesus can set you free. But you really need to listen to me, because I'm telling you the truth. I mean this.

[handmaiden]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

Brothers and Sisters in Christ--since everyone is gathering on this thread, I came here to tell you something.

I have just read about the existence of Giant Tree Vibrators! I do not know if people are trying to stimulate trees or if they are using trees to stimulate themselves. Either way, this is a serious moral concern that we, as True Christians(tm) must address as soon as possible.


I really believe that this is where God needs our focus right now. Can anyone offer any Bible verses that provide guidance and comfort? I admit to being shaken deeply.

[Basilissa]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

the thing that balissa redacted was "an ally". she said i was s3xing it up for Satan. I just found someone who i think is kinda chill. That's not Satanic.

There was no space there between the "n" and "a." Well, technically there was a space, but it was the same space that separated all the other letters - how the heck am I supposed to know that you wanted the readers to parse it in a non-sexually perverse way?

[emochildofgod]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

I know that it's hard to fight the demons that My Chemical Romance has planted in your head, but you must try. Jesus can set you free. But you really need to listen to me, because I'm telling you the truth. I mean this.

MCR has helped me in ways that you don't understand. They inspired me to start a band, their music has somehow made me more confident, and you can't argue on the fact that even if you don't like pop-punk or rock, they have a good song. They are so diverse in genres.

I have just read about the existence of Giant Tree Vibrators! I do not know if people are trying to stimulate trees or if they are using trees to stimulate themselves. Either way, this is a serious moral concern that we, as True Christians™ must address as soon as possible.


I really believe that this is where God needs our focus right now. Can anyone offer any Bible verses that provide guidance and comfort? I admit to being shaken deeply.

wh- even if that did exist it would be super uncomfortable to have bark against your bits. I've literally never heard of anything like that.

-kaylee

[emochildofgod]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

OMG I just realized that it could've been misconstrued. I'm so sorry.

[WWJDnow]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

I really believe that this is where God needs our focus right now. Can anyone offer any Bible verses that provide guidance and comfort? I admit to being shaken deeply.

I wish I had something more comforting to say, but there are good trees and evil trees:

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. Matthew 7:17

These tree vibrators sound like the fruit of a very corrupt tree. Will Satan's debauchery never cease? We should organize a sin posse to investigate at once.

[handmaiden]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

I wish I had something more comforting to say, but there are good trees and evil trees:

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. Matthew 7:17

These tree vibrators sound like the fruit of a very corrupt tree. Will Satan's debauchery never cease? We should organize a sin posse to investigate at once.

Now, see? THAT'S why I opened my heart to ! I knew that The Lord led me here for a Grand Purpose 10 years ago and He always comes through.


Wow! The Bible really does have the answers to all our problems, doesn't it? Why, oh, why won't more people seek True(r) knowledge of its pages?


You remember that I am a remote member of our church, of course. Seeing as how I can't "mount up" in person, I should try to support this sin posse financially. Things are a little tight this month, but I have a few packs of ramen noodles to tide me over until the New Year. (Praise Jesus they never spoil!) How much money should I send?

[WWJDnow]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

Things are a little tight this month, but I have a few packs of ramen noodles to tide me over until the New Year. (Praise Jesus they never spoil!) How much money should I send?

As you said, the Bible has all of the answers:

And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living. Mark 12:41-44

If Jesus could feed a multitude with a few loaves and fish, I'm sure that you can make that ramen stretch, sister.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two

I never said you had to listen to me, I came hear to learn your ideologies, but Bekkah was met with aggression. Now, I'm just trying to do damage control, and give you an insight into my mind. I have many friends, I don't hate Jesus- but I do not worship him. I know when christmas is (i'm getting my girlfriend a rosary for christmas- she's not catholic, but she likes rosaries), I don't believe in a lord or savior- I believe in science and free thoughts. Sadly, I'm not Ringo Starr or Paul McCartney. If you want, you can have my autograph. I'd imagine the queen's nice, I've never met her.

Shut your mouth woman. No person her has been aggressive, not once, not ever!
If you honestly want to do 'damage control', you need to turn yourself over to Jesus Christ and the Landover Baptist Church and file for True Salvation (tm). PM Miss Cookie in the Church office for a pdf of the requisite forms. Do not forget to get them notarized.

[emochildofgod]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

Things are a little tight this month, but I have a few packs of ramen noodles to tide me over until the New Year.

OMG! I have an AMAZING ramen recipe you need to try!

1 pack of ramen noodles1 tbs unsalted butter
2 tbs Parmesan cheese
1 splash of kikkoman teriyaki sauce
1 splash of kikkoman low sodium soy sauce
2 handfuls of spinach leaves,
2 tbs of peanut butter (optional)
1/2 tsp chili paste
1 sheet of sushi nori
1 large egg

put the ramen in a pot of warm water, put seasoning packet in,set the stove to high, smear the chili paste over the ramen brick. add soy and teriyaki sauce. let boil until noodles are soft. Add butter and peanut butter, let simmer for two minutes. Add your spinach next, fold it into the ramen until it wilts. Add parm cheese. stir in. Let simmer for 2 minutes or until the broth cooks down to a thicker sauce. Scramble egg and pour into ramen. Stir into the noodles, and ket cook for two minutes. Pour into bowls and add seaweed if you want. It should make about two servings.

it sounds crazy, but it's actually amazing. It adds flavor to a really boring and predictable meal.

Shut your mouth woman. No person her has been aggressive, not once, not ever!

I'm an adult. NEVER tell me to shut my mouth. You're literally ordering me around. That's really aggressive. You're not my dad, I don't have to listen to you. To me, you're just some guy on the internet.

[WWJDnow]

Re: What is privilege? Debating the EMO INVADERS: round three

You're not my dad, I don't have to listen to you.

At least you recognize that you are obligated to obey your father. That's a start.

But peanut butter and spinach? That's disgusting. You should go to the ladies of Landover forum and get some decent recipes while we True Christians(TM) deal with the tree vibrator crisis.