GIANT TREE VIBRATORS

[emochildofgod]

I WAS LYING. THESE SATAN WORSHIPERS REALLY DO USE TREES FOR CARNAL PLEASURES. THIS IS SICKENING, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. PRAY FOR MY MORTAL SOUL TO BE ACCEPTED INTO HEAVEN AND INTO THE LOVING ARMS OF A MAN AND THIS FORUM. THIS IS WITCHCRAFT. I BELIEVE THEY USE THE FREQUENCIES FROM THE TREES AND AMPLIFY THEM USING ALUMINIUM FOIL IN ORDER FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. THIS IS SATAN'S WORK. DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES.


yours in christ,
-Kaylee

[Didymus Much]

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...MY MORTAL SOUL...

I've never understood that expression. If your soul is mortal, it would not survive your death, so what part of you would God have left to throw into Hell forever?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I think I've got a BINGO! but I'd like confirmation on two points:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: GIANT TREE VIBRATORS

nonsense expunged

we are not Quakers

[Basilissa]

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I've never understood that expression. If your soul is mortal, it would not survive your death, so what part of you would God have left to throw into Hell forever?

I always assumed that people with any gray matter between their ears spoke of "immortal soul?"

Anyway. While this poor person's soul may be mortal, I do hope she uses whatever time she has left, to read the Holy Bible.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Ok, clearly someone is overwhelmed. I have found some helpful pages to ease you into it.

I won't vouch that these pages are 100% True Christian, but they will do for a start:

https://childrensbiblelessons.blogspot.com/2014/10/lesson-lamentations.html

Actually, this one might be too advanced, and the suggested activity involves a sharp object (scissors). You might do better with this coloring book:

https://ministry-to-children.com/lamentations-bible-coloring-page/

You'll probably only use black, but it's not about the artistic merit of the finished work, it's about learning the word of the LORD.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I WAS LYING. THESE SATAN WORSHIPERS REALLY DO USE TREES FOR CARNAL PLEASURES. THIS IS SICKENING, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. PRAY FOR MY MORTAL SOUL TO BE ACCEPTED INTO HEAVEN AND INTO THE LOVING ARMS OF A MAN AND THIS FORUM. THIS IS WITCHCRAFT. I BELIEVE THEY USE THE FREQUENCIES FROM THE TREES AND AMPLIFY THEM USING ALUMINIUM FOIL IN ORDER FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. THIS IS SATAN'S WORK. DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES. yours in christ, -Kaylee

The black hues are all taken but still one or two remaining and the prize remains unclaimed!

I would like to point out however that trees do not have frequencies. There may be resonant frequencies associated with trees (the apple harvester [above] exploits this) and the rustling of leaves is a phenomenon of the wind rather than of the tree. Say if a dentist drills your tooth: there is a frequency, yes, but it's a frequency of the drill not of your tooth. If I have misunderstood your meaning, please feel free to explain further.

[James Hutchins]

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I saw some of these tree vibrators and wondered if they would work with persnickety children, but since that is a females purview, I never gave it another thought.
I do know all the women I saw operating them seemed to enjoy the work. Work makes a female feel like they have purpose.

[Mashain44]

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Dumb sodomite