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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4379

    #31
    Re: New guest

    Dear Mr. Robertson: I so agree with our Brother Gonzalez. Miss Shah thinks she means well, but she does not know the , the , as she has shown in her message to you. (And, she does go on -- and on, and on -- about elephants, for some strange reason!)

    You'll do much better to listen to the fine people at . Almighty will bless you richly during your time with us here, at !
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • Dennis Lukes
      Innkeeper for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2018
      • 2388

      #32
      Re: New guest

      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
      Bad news in Georgia, right Paul? Do you think is it time to get the guns and go grab 'em?
      Don't let that fiery Latin temper get ahead of you, Brother Gonz. When attacking a foe, we Republicans only act in self defense. Enemies such as Trayvon Martin, Ahmad Arbery, and Saddam Hussein only got what was coming to them after they made the first move and attacked us. Once the DemocRATs make an aggressive move, such as the pretender Biden showing up at the White House on Jan. 20, then the time will be right.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • Brother Gonzalez
        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
        True Christian™
         
        • Sep 2016
        • 2087

        #33
        Re: New guest

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        Don't let that fiery Latin temper get ahead of you, Brother Gonz. When attacking a foe, we Republicans only act in self defense. Enemies such as Trayvon Martin, Ahmad Arbery, and Saddam Hussein only got what was coming to them after they made the first move and attacked us. Once the DemocRATs make an aggressive move, such as the pretender Biden showing up at the White House on Jan. 20, then the time will be right.
        Well, they did kill one of us yet





        My bet is pray harder. Without ceasing. That is the Bible way.
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • paulhrobertson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2021
          • 16

          #34
          Re: New guest

          I decided I was going to ignore her drivel. She's not making sense.


          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
          Dear Mr. Robertson: I so agree with our Brother Gonzalez. Miss Shah thinks she means well, but she does not know the , the , as she has shown in her message to you. (And, she does go on -- and on, and on -- about elephants, for some strange reason!)

          You'll do much better to listen to the fine people at . Almighty will bless you richly during your time with us here, at !
          I've got to agree with you, but, I do think Mr. Lukes has a very good point.
          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
          Never mind the indian, she is just another demon.

          And yes, she has offended me.




          Bad news in Georgia, right Paul? Do you think is it time to get the guns and go grab 'em?


          For me, it is time to pray for a big natural disaster. Like a hurricane, but really really big.
          I am just going to ignore you until you get Saved.

          Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
          Yes, Mr. Robinson. I am Harsha Shah and I am welcoming you to this forum of sad and beautiful people, yes I am. I am hoping that I am not offending you as I am not practicing Christianity but I am a secular Jainist, yes, and I am teaching young pupils here in my hometown.

          Yes. I am teaching them RME and English and many other subjects, yes. I am thinking that you are trying to please these christians but I am thinking that you could be getting a better education if you were studying comparative religion. Yes, I am thinking that I might be offending you but the religions are like the story of the blind men and the elephant. The Christian is touching the lingam and thinking that he has to be fighting against sexuality, the Scientologist is touching the ivory and thinking about the cash, the Buddhist is touching the eyelashes and thinking that the elephant has been reincarnated as a blade of grass, yes, and the Jainist is touching the ground and worried about the mouse that the elephant might crush, and the Jihadist is touching the butthole and waiting for the bomb to seize. Yes. I am thinking that they are all missing the elephants essence, yes. Are you willing to be missing it, too? Yes?
          God Bless,

          Paul H Robertson
          Revelation 20:13-15

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14712

            #35
            Re: New guest

            Originally posted by paulhrobertson View Post
            I decided I was going to ignore her drivel. She's not making sense.
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            [/COLOR]I've got to agree with you, but, I do think Mr. Lukes has a very good point.
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            [/COLOR]I am just going to ignore you until you get Saved.
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            You may have noticed that Harsha Shah is rather confused. How would a blind Scientologist know it was the tusk? The blind Buddhist mistook eyelashes for grass after all. Elephant hair is not at all grasslike. Of course I don't know how a blind person would know what grass was in the first place – but I digress. Because I am also confused.

            Not perhaps as our Scottish Jain is confused (around this time of year the Scots observe sobriety far less than they normally do so I'm making allowance for that) but confused nevertheless. In your post, quoted above, do your comments address the quote following? Or are they aimed at the quote we've just read?

            I'm cooking a beef and flour curry as an experiment and need to keep an eye on it so will stop there.

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            • paulhrobertson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2021
              • 16

              #36
              Re: New guest

              MitzaLizalor,

              Yeah I picked up on her confusion. I have to ask though, I see you like to cook a lot. What is your favorite dish?
              God Bless,

              Paul H Robertson
              Revelation 20:13-15

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14712

                #37
                Re: New guest

                Luke 4:1-5

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                • paulhrobertson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2021
                  • 16

                  #38
                  Re: New guest

                  Enough said.

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  God Bless,

                  Paul H Robertson
                  Revelation 20:13-15

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8459

                    #39
                    Re: New guest

                    Mr Robertson, a small favor if you please: could you kindly refrain from top-posting (if that is the correct term)? Because the effect of this is to give the impression that you are being offensive towards our dear Brother Gonzalez, rather than the Sha woman. Do you see? This may rile some of us - not least Brother Gonzalez. And you probably don't want to do that.

                    Originally posted by paulhrobertson View Post
                    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                    Never mind the indian, she is just another demon...
                    I am just going to ignore you until you get Saved.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • paulhrobertson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2021
                      • 16

                      #40
                      Re: New guest

                      Thank you for catching that and may Jesus forgive me for that. That definitely was not meant for Brother Gonzalez. I will be more careful in the future.
                      God Bless,

                      Paul H Robertson
                      Revelation 20:13-15

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #41
                        Re: New guest

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        Mr Robertson, a small favor if you please: could you kindly refrain from top-posting (if that is the correct term)? Because the effect of this is to give the impression that you are being offensive towards our dear Brother Gonzalez, rather than the Sha woman. Do you see? This may rile some of us - not least Brother Gonzalez. And you probably don't want to do that.
                        Indeed, Sister. I admit I was tempted to give our new guest an infraction for (seemingly) insulting a True Christian(tm) man who has been so good at building the wall and mowing our lawns.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                        True Christian™ Love.
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                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                        • paulhrobertson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2021
                          • 16

                          #42
                          Re: New guest

                          I would have understood if you did give me the infraction. I did a lot praying today and asked God to forgive me for this sin.
                          God Bless,

                          Paul H Robertson
                          Revelation 20:13-15

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6330

                            #43
                            Re: New guest

                            Think no more about the near infraction incident. If the Lord has forgiven you, we do, too. At Landover, we're all about redemption. And, of course, tithing.

                            Congratulations on your elevation to forum member. It is well deserved. And thanks for your kind words. Yes, the Lord has blessed me as much as he has blessed anyone, and I pray that he'll do the same for you!

                            I know you came here to learn, and not to teach, but I do hope you'll spread your wisdom around in our fora. There are a lot of unsaved trash around here who need Biblical guidance. We need good Christian men like you on the front lines in the war against Satan.
                            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                            • Dennis Lukes
                              Innkeeper for Christ
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2018
                              • 2388

                              #44
                              Re: New guest

                              9 out of 10 customers of the Blood of Christ Motel agree, I know a thing or two about hospitality. We're all glad to have you, Paul. There are so many people on earth and so we'll see so few of them in Heaven, so it's always nice to get acquainted with another of our future eternal neighbors* in the mansions of the Lord before we move in.

                              * probably; your salvation is not yet assured, but you seem to be on the right track
                              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                              • Isabella White
                                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                                 
                                • Mar 2019
                                • 4379

                                #45
                                Re: New guest

                                Originally posted by paulhrobertson View Post
                                I would have understood if you did give me the infraction. I did a lot praying today and asked God to forgive me for this sin.
                                That's awfully nice of you to be so understanding, dear Mr. Robertson. If I may, I would like to share a bit of helpful advice with you: If you stay close to , then will stay close to you. And there is no better place to be close to , than by associating with beloved servants, as we praise the for shed , as described within the glorious pages of the , here, at : .

                                It's a pleasure to have you with us, Dear.
                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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