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  • realDonaldTrump
    A Loser and a Pussy™
    Twice impeached
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jan 2021
    • 405

    #301
    Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

    Little butterflies are floating Around me like sugarplum fairies. See how their wings GLISTEN in the breeze? BEAUTIFUL!!!! Somebody call the Whitehouse EXTERMINATORS!!!

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    • realDonaldTrump
      A Loser and a Pussy™
      Twice impeached
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jan 2021
      • 405

      #302
      Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

      I have a Statement that Ivanka asked me to post:

      "Religion is the backbone of our Society, both keeping our nation civil and moral and serving as the path to salvation. Rich people are rich because they have been blessed by God with intelligence, charm, and the willingness to work hard, which is why the rich should guide the rest of us. The rich pay far too much in taxes--give them their money and they will create jobs. I FULLY support the people and the mission of the Landover Baptist Church. The elites in Washington, however, need to be cleaned out. Drain the swamp!"

      I suppose if rich people want to Screw Young Girls on an island, they COULD DO WORSE than choosing my luxury Resort at Mar-a-Lago. VERY DISCRETE!!!l Just ask my friend Ghislaine!

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      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
        An old soul
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 5045

        #303
        Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

        Sir, did someone put something in your Mt Dew this morning?
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • Prayer Warrior
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 862

          #304
          Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

          Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
          POWER corrupts. Your Beautiful religion is NO different -- READ the Bible.


          While it has been twisted to reflect prevailing power structures (head of State = head of religion, REALLY?!), religion is actually an anti-gas lighting strategy. The prevailing power spouts bullshit like it always has -- the boss is morally superior, the rich deserve their wealth, etc. -- while screwing underage girls on private islands.
          Wait, are you implying you, the rich boss, is not morally superior and that you're corrupted? I thought you were the least corrupt and most morally superior president ever. What's going on? Did someone hack Trump's account?
          Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 5045

            #305
            Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

            Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
            Wait, are you implying you, the rich boss, is not morally superior and that you're corrupted? I thought you were the least corrupt and most morally superior president ever. What's going on? Did someone hack Trump's account?
            I heard the COVIDS could do that... brain demons, late stage.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • realDonaldTrump
              A Loser and a Pussy™
              Twice impeached
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jan 2021
              • 405

              #306
              Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

              ZEKE! Send someone Over I think Paula did an AFRICAN inant.. intanti.. incastration on my BRAIN!

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              • realDonaldTrump
                A Loser and a Pussy™
                Twice impeached
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jan 2021
                • 405

                #307
                Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                Sir, did someone put something in your Mt Dew this morning?
                I KNEW I shouldn't have asked Fauci to FETCH it for me!!!! Miller, get me a fresh Mt. Dew! Make sure the STEWARD who gives it to you is WHITE, like you usually Do.



                People are asking if I have ANYTHING to say to my Supporters who plan to Protest next week. I DO. I beseech ALL of my Supporters not to participate in VIOLENT protests if they are dressed like CHEAP POOR PEOPLE. I have an IMAGE to maintain!!! Preferred dress is a BUSINESS SUIT for men and a MINISKIRT for women.

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                • realDonaldTrump
                  A Loser and a Pussy™
                  Twice impeached
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Jan 2021
                  • 405

                  #308
                  Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                  I intended my Last Post to be in BOLDFACE, like the Sharpies they used to STEAL the election in Arizona. Now people WON'T Think I wasn't SERIOUS. I was SERIOUS. I'm Always SERIOUS. Sometimes I just Joke Around, but now I'm SERIOUS. Why can't I EDIT my posts? CANCEL CULTUER!!! What if I make a Tiepo?? Zeke MUST STOP THIS NOW!!!!

                  ***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

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                  • realDonaldTrump
                    A Loser and a Pussy™
                    Twice impeached
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Jan 2021
                    • 405

                    #309
                    Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                    Impeached?? Total BS!!!! I'm going to VETO the impeachment. Rudy Giuliani said I could do That!!!

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                    • realDonaldTrump
                      A Loser and a Pussy™
                      Twice impeached
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jan 2021
                      • 405

                      #310
                      Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                      Hope Hicks just left the Whitehouse. Totally, completely pre-planned before the Capitol Protest. Still, NOT HAPPY about it!!! Who will steam WRINKLES out of my pants now? Plus, she was my HOTTEST aid. Mark Meadows? Much smaller breasts.

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11504

                        #311
                        Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                        Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

                        How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • realDonaldTrump
                          A Loser and a Pussy™
                          Twice impeached
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jan 2021
                          • 405

                          #312
                          Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                          Zeke, I need your Prayers now. And a BIG cash infustion to my Leadership PAC. Send the MONEY first. God can wait! Use Bitcoin. Credit cards don't WORK anymore.

                          ***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

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                          • realDonaldTrump
                            A Loser and a Pussy™
                            Twice impeached
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jan 2021
                            • 405

                            #313
                            Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                            They DIDN'T impeach me -- I impeached THEM. How's Deze Nuts taste dems? *** Dirty cock and balls pic awaiting Pastorly inspection ***

                            One of the most striking golf courses in the Carolinas, Trump National winds along the shores of gorgeous Lake Norman for much of its journey.

                            699 SECONDS?! Christ! AT A TIME LIKE this? That's Longer than I spent in National Security briefings.

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11504

                              #314
                              Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                              Dear Mr. President. I understand that you released the following statement:
                              “In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for, and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank you.”


                              I can't help but feel that it might go over better if you added : "America Stands For Jesus and His Return." This is such a wonderful opportunity to win souls for Christ. Don't you think?




                              P.S. By not mentioning Jesus, you run the risk of people thinking that your Jew son-in-law wrote your statement for you. Sooner or later, the reckoning on the whole Jew-association thing is gonna come due.





                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Isabella White
                                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                                 
                                • Mar 2019
                                • 4374

                                #315
                                Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

                                How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.
                                Oh, isn't this just too terrible for words, dear Sister Handmaiden? Why, I can scarcely believe that this has taken place, although we must not forget: the is still on the Throne! He will not tolerate this impeachment nonsense. He will not stand for it!

                                I was packing up some goodies for the ladies to take home, after our prayer meeting this afternoon when, all of a sudden, Sister Hortense shrieked and then fainted. She was listening to the radio broadcast in the parlor when the news about the dreaded "I"-word came on.

                                When I checked an online news site, I noticed it has a banner at the top, counting down the time until you-know-what is supposed to happen. Those Demonrats are doing their worst work at showing just how disgusting they are!

                                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

                                But, as I've said so many times before, this is the Work of the and He will remain faithful to our dear President Trump. We shall see the victory!
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