[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Little butterflies are floating Around me like sugarplum fairies. See how their wings GLISTEN in the breeze? BEAUTIFUL!!!! Somebody call the Whitehouse EXTERMINATORS!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I have a Statement that Ivanka asked me to post:

"Religion is the backbone of our Society, both keeping our nation civil and moral and serving as the path to salvation. Rich people are rich because they have been blessed by God with intelligence, charm, and the willingness to work hard, which is why the rich should guide the rest of us. The rich pay far too much in taxes--give them their money and they will create jobs. I FULLY support the people and the mission of the Landover Baptist Church. The elites in Washington, however, need to be cleaned out. Drain the swamp!"

I suppose if rich people want to Screw Young Girls on an island, they COULD DO WORSE than choosing my luxury Resort at Mar-a-Lago. VERY DISCRETE!!!l Just ask my friend Ghislaine!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Sir, did someone put something in your Mt Dew this morning?

[Prayer Warrior]

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POWER corrupts. Your Beautiful religion is NO different -- READ the Bible.


While it has been twisted to reflect prevailing power structures (head of State = head of religion, REALLY?!), religion is actually an anti-gas lighting strategy. The prevailing power spouts bullshit like it always has -- the boss is morally superior, the rich deserve their wealth, etc. -- while screwing underage girls on private islands.

Wait, are you implying you, the rich boss, is not morally superior and that you're corrupted? I thought you were the least corrupt and most morally superior president ever. What's going on? Did someone hack Trump's account?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Wait, are you implying you, the rich boss, is not morally superior and that you're corrupted? I thought you were the least corrupt and most morally superior president ever. What's going on? Did someone hack Trump's account?

I heard the COVIDS could do that... brain demons, late stage.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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ZEKE! Send someone Over I think Paula did an AFRICAN inant.. intanti.. incastration on my BRAIN!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Sir, did someone put something in your Mt Dew this morning?

I KNEW I shouldn't have asked Fauci to FETCH it for me!!!! Miller, get me a fresh Mt. Dew! Make sure the STEWARD who gives it to you is WHITE, like you usually Do.



People are asking if I have ANYTHING to say to my Supporters who plan to Protest next week. I DO. I beseech ALL of my Supporters not to participate in VIOLENT protests if they are dressed like CHEAP POOR PEOPLE. I have an IMAGE to maintain!!! Preferred dress is a BUSINESS SUIT for men and a MINISKIRT for women.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I intended my Last Post to be in BOLDFACE, like the Sharpies they used to STEAL the election in Arizona. Now people WON'T Think I wasn't SERIOUS. I was SERIOUS. I'm Always SERIOUS. Sometimes I just Joke Around, but now I'm SERIOUS. Why can't I EDIT my posts? CANCEL CULTUER!!! What if I make a Tiepo?? Zeke MUST STOP THIS NOW!!!!

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Impeached?? Total BS!!!! I'm going to VETO the impeachment. Rudy Giuliani said I could do That!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Hope Hicks just left the Whitehouse. Totally, completely pre-planned before the Capitol Protest. Still, NOT HAPPY about it!!! Who will steam WRINKLES out of my pants now? Plus, she was my HOTTEST aid. Mark Meadows? Much smaller breasts.

[handmaiden]

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Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Zeke, I need your Prayers now. And a BIG cash infustion to my Leadership PAC. Send the MONEY first. God can wait! Use Bitcoin. Credit cards don't WORK anymore.

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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They DIDN'T impeach me -- I impeached THEM. How's Deze Nuts taste dems? *** Dirty cock and balls pic awaiting Pastorly inspection ***

One of the most striking golf courses in the Carolinas, Trump National winds along the shores of gorgeous Lake Norman for much of its journey.

699 SECONDS?! Christ! AT A TIME LIKE this? That's Longer than I spent in National Security briefings.

[handmaiden]

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Dear Mr. President. I understand that you released the following statement:
“In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for, and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank you.”


I can't help but feel that it might go over better if you added : "America Stands For Jesus and His Return." This is such a wonderful opportunity to win souls for Christ. Don't you think?




P.S. By not mentioning Jesus, you run the risk of people thinking that your Jew son-in-law wrote your statement for you. Sooner or later, the reckoning on the whole Jew-association thing is gonna come due.

[Isabella White]

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Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.

Oh, isn't this just too terrible for words, dear Sister Handmaiden? Why, I can scarcely believe that this has taken place, although we must not forget: the is still on the Throne! He will not tolerate this impeachment nonsense. He will not stand for it!

I was packing up some goodies for the ladies to take home, after our prayer meeting this afternoon when, all of a sudden, Sister Hortense shrieked and then fainted. She was listening to the radio broadcast in the parlor when the news about the dreaded "I"-word came on.

When I checked an online news site, I noticed it has a banner at the top, counting down the time until you-know-what is supposed to happen. Those Demonrats are doing their worst work at showing just how disgusting they are!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

But, as I've said so many times before, this is the Work of the and He will remain faithful to our dear President Trump. We shall see the victory!