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  • Brother Ishmael
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    • Sep 2020
    • 13
    #1

    Brother Ishmael

    I am a former Muslim that escaped Syria and i am now looking to become a True Christian, i currently am looking for a new church because the i went to in Des Moines got invaded by the chinks, the gays, and the Mormons, i would love to visit Landover Baptist Church some time, but i dont know how to get there, my favourite bible verse is John 1:4-9
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23765
      #2
      Re: Brother Ishmael

      That is a wonderful and inspiring verse of the Living Word of God! Glory! I'm so glad you've repented of your disgusting religion. Tell us, were you forced to drink the camel pee or did you grow up thinking it was tasty?

      Anyway, do tell us how you came to choose Christ over the promise of 42 virgins! I can't wait to hear your testimony!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4276
          #3
          Re: Brother Ishmael

          Well, hello to you, Mr. Ishmael, and may I extend to you a very warm to . We are so pleased that you have found our blessed place in the vast interwebs galaxy, and, I must say, it is terribly fascinating to learn of your desire to leave a religion that will take you straight through the gates of eternal .

          I must mention to you that here, at , the servants of study only the one, true -- none of those watered-down versions for us!

          It is my prayer that you will seek the Face of wholeheartedly, and that your time with us will be enriched, as you serve . Please, do feel free to browse our other many fascinating forums, and be sure to ask for advice whenever you have a question. We love to help the newcomer find the path to and
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29433
              #4
              Re: Brother Ishmael

              Welcome friend. Are you a normal person or some sort of stinky towel head. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I just like learning new things.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12909
                  #5
                  Re: Brother Ishmael

                  Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
                  I am a former Muslim
                  Glad to hear it! Do you use toilet paper or your left hand for you-know-what?

                  I was told this was the best test to know if a person really had abandoned his wicked Muslim ways.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Brother Ishmael
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                      • Sep 2020
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: Brother Ishmael

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      That is a wonderful and inspiring verse of the Living Word of God! Glory! I'm so glad you've repented of your disgusting religion. Tell us, were you forced to drink the camel pee or did you grow up thinking it was tasty?

                      Anyway, do tell us how you came to choose Christ over the promise of 42 virgins! I can't wait to hear your testimony!
                      i just thought that 42 virgins was kinda unrealistic, and that there is no reason i would need 42 of them, so i just kind of left, they did almost kill me for leaving though, i never did drink camel pee, the idea was dumb to me, and i always poured it out while nobody was watching

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                        • Brother Ishmael
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                          • Sep 2020
                          • 13
                          #7
                          Re: Brother Ishmael

                          And i also saw some of the men fornicating with some animals, without a care in the world, and that made me feel gross

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