Introduction

[NormanFlann]

Hello, my name is Norman. I wish only to read and learn quietly on this Godly forum so I will keep my introduction brief.

I live in Omaha in Nebraska and was raised in a Calvinist family. I earnestly believed it in my teenage years but after my mother refused to answer questions I had, I left it.


I'm actually not new to this church at all. I have known about your godly church since 2014 but I prefer to simply read and learn from the much wiser senior members' posts. After my introduction I wish to go back to my silent learning.


As there are no churches such as yours near me, I do the next best thing and learn from yours online. I will not insult the Lord by attending a fake "Christian" church where they preach lies.


My favorite Bible verse is Leviticus 19:19 KJV, since it is so frequently ignored by fake "Christians", and I see it violated daily.
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello Norman, and welcome. Thank you for your civil introduction.

I prefer to simply read and learn from the much wiser senior members' posts. After my introduction I wish to go back to my silent learning.

Based on the above, I assume we will not be communicating again. So I will now also wish you goodbye.

[Isabella White]

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I'm actually not new to this church at all. I have known about your godly church since 2014 but I prefer to simply read and learn from the much wiser senior members' posts. After my introduction I wish to go back to my silent learning.

As there are no churches such as yours near me, I do the next best thing and learn from yours online. I will not insult the Lord by attending a fake "Christian" church where they preach lies.

And, to you, dear Mr. Flann, I do extend a most gracious We are so pleased that you have decided to come out from "under the wraps", to say hello to us; and, I must thank you for providing us with such a pleasant -- and interesting -- introductory message.

You are most certainly correct in wishing to associate with us, here at . Fake "Christian" churches are but a dime a dozen, and I am so happy that you have followed the leading of the to .

As for your desire to remain anonymous, well, I suppose that that is your business, but may I present you with a few verses from the blessed , to illustrate that it would be in your best interest to interact with us:

Hebrews 10:25: "Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching."

I John 1:3 "That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son ."

Matthew 18:20 " For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them."

It is my prayer that we will hear more from you, Dear, and that will bless you richly.

[Basilissa]

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I have known about your godly church since 2014 but I prefer to simply read and learn from the much wiser senior members' posts. After my introduction I wish to go back to my silent learning.

Well, hello and goodbye, then. At least you had the decency of introducing yourself - most stalkers don't.

If you do change your mind (it's had to have a conversation without actually having a conversation), you can post everywhere on the forum, but you can start new threads only here in the Introduction forum.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Norman, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm so sorry to hear that your mother will be roasting forever like a pig on a spit at the end of Satan's tallywacker in Hell, but as Jesus so wisely said, let the dead bury the dead (Luke 9:60). We shall cry no tears over the sinners when we are called to Glory, but we shall receive news of their torment with joy (Psalm 2:4). After all, what can be more joyful than experiencing God's Just Righteousness for all eternity?!?

Omaha has become a liberal cesspool in the Midwest. Would you like to share with us what you do to spread the Good News to the throngs of sinners there that the World will soon come to an end, storms and war and famine culminating in a wondrous cavalry from space led by Christ Jesus Almighty Himself? Please don't be shy. We don't bite.

[NormanFlann]

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Omaha has become a liberal cesspool in the Midwest. Would you like to share with us what you do to spread the Good News to the throngs of sinners there that the World will soon come to an end, storms and war and famine culminating in a wondrous cavalry from space led by Christ Jesus Almighty Himself? Please don't be shy. We don't bite.

Yes. It's quite terrible here. This place truly is a second Minneapolis. And I guess I will try and interact more, since I don't like being bitten.






As for preaching to the blind, I hold out signs on the sidewalk informing them that Jesus has a place very warm in store for them if they don't change their wicked ways. I do end up being yelled at quite a lot for my displays of Jesus's love however I never waver. I find that Westboro's bright and colorful signs are excellent at catching the eyes of sinners so I model mine after theirs. Though of course they will end up in the same fires of hell as every other sinner. They have a woman pastor!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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They have a woman pastor!!!

Scripture describes rulership of a woman over men as a curse, akin to being defeated by children (Isaiah 3:12). A curse is a fitting inversion to God's intended order, as a judgement on rebellion against it (Romans 1:18). Israel and the church are God's model for a rightly ordered society (Deuteronomy 4:6-8; Psalm 19:7; Matthew 5-7, etc), which is why we are commanded to teach all the nations to conform to this model (Matthew 28:18-20). Thus we must preach to all nations to reject females usurping headship over churches. Maybe if she tried to pretty herself a little, a decent Christian man would take her and give her a home where she can embrace her nature as a help meet (Genesis 3:16).

Also, I find a good quality stoning bucket at my feet to be an effective deterrent from sinners getting too close.

[NormanFlann]

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Thank you for the advice and Bible verses. I will bring a stoning bucket on my next preaching trip. Bricks aren't quite the same as stones but they still work just as well!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Thank you for the advice and Bible verses.

Certainly you may remain a lurker. Personally, I worry about a Christian by himself in a city up to its neck in sin. You are close to the LBC home state of Iowa. That is why I'm aware your city is a magnet for homers. If you are aware of the homer night club, The Max, where men dress as women and perform on stage you are then in the midst of temptation. Please be careful.


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[NormanFlann]

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I never knew about that place, Johny. But I wish I never did. It's utterly disgusting that such filth is allowed in Jesus's favorite country! How does He keep his patience?

[Isabella White]

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Certainly you may remain a lurker. Personally, I worry about a Christian by himself in a city up to its neck in sin. You are close to the LBC home state of Iowa. That is why I'm aware your city is a magnet for homers. If you are aware of the homer night club, The Max, where men dress as women and perform on stage you are then in the midst of temptation. Please be careful.

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I never knew about that place, Johny. But I wish I never did. It's utterly disgusting that such filth is allowed in Jesus's favorite country! How does He keep his patience?

Oh, my, my, my! I had no idea of such a place being in existence, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and I do thank you for alerting us to this sinful den of iniquity.

It's as we all know: those perverts are trying their darnedest to take over our beloved . First, they said all they wanted was job security. Then, they wanted parades, to flaunt their true colors down the Main Streets of . Then, they wanted the right to get "married", which is nothing other than a complete travesty, and one designed by Satan himself! And, now, with not-my-President Burden in charge, they will get whatever else they want, including destroying the very fabric of religious freedom that makes our nation so great!

And, Mr. Flann, you can be so glad that you have never heard of the club that the Mayor has mentioned; and, as well, you must be so happy to finally be with the type of Godly people who will help you stay close to the , in these, the last days!

The attached photo should give us all reason to worry. This will be the way of life in -- if the lie-berals have their way!

[James Hutchins]

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Hello, my name is Norman. I wish only to read and learn quietly on this Godly forum so I will keep my introduction brief.

I live in Omaha in Nebraska and was raised in a Calvinist family. I earnestly believed it in my teenage years but after my mother refused to answer questions I had, I left it.


I'm actually not new to this church at all. I have known about your godly church since 2014 but I prefer to simply read and learn from the much wiser senior members' posts. After my introduction I wish to go back to my silent learning.


As there are no churches such as yours near me, I do the next best thing and learn from yours online. I will not insult the Lord by attending a fake "Christian" church where they preach lies.


My favorite Bible verse is Leviticus 19:19 KJV, since it is so frequently ignored by fake "Christians", and I see it violated daily.
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

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