Hi i'm new

[Ryan2021]

hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor.

Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

[Ryan2021]

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Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor.

Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!

[Ryan2021]

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Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!

The UK is not a nice country to live in in a lot of ways, its embraced this awful woke culture and hating on white males (such as myself) which gets on my nerves. I've never liked the Royals.


Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.

Welcome, Ryan. If you have looked at our site here you already know those with the honor of being True Christians™ are experts in sin. We help people by identifying their sins and putting them on the track of Holiness. May I ask what you find to be the worst sin against Jesus and whether you have committed this sin?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young man. While you may find most pf the male members of this Church to be stiff, rigid to the point, we are always open to new members and guiding them to new experiences, erupting in joy while covering them with God's turgid Love. I hope to have the opportunity to come unto you as well. So, even if you just need a hand, please ask.

[Ryan2021]

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Welcome, Ryan. If you have looked at our site here you already know those with the honor of being True Christians™ are experts in sin. We help people by identifying their sins and putting them on the track of Holiness. May I ask what you find to be the worst sin against Jesus and whether you have committed this sin?

Honestly i think the worst sin is doubting him/lack of faith in him. All sins are bad but when we have faith and repent we can be forgiven. When we lack faith and don't repent we don't get forgiven. I think ultimately doubting Jesus and lacking faith means eternal punishment in Hell can't be avoided. Hell can be avoided for all other sins through faith, worship and repentance.


I have committed that sin because i didn't find my faith until i was 14, so i have to accept that for the first 13 or so years i committed this sin.

[Ryan2021]

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I just want to say as well that from the moment we are born to the moment we die and then for all eternity, whether its in Heaven or Hell, we are slaves. When we don't find God we are slaves to sin and Satan and the material world on earth. When we accept Jesus as our lord and saviour we swap one form of slavery for the other as at the moment we accept Jesus we submit to serve the LORD for eternity, so we never stop being slaves. In our eternal life in Heaven we are slaves in worship to God. If we go to Hell we are still his slaves, its just that he hands us over to Satan to be punished. We never stop being slaves, its just up to us who we choose to serve.

[Dennis Lukes]

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hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.

[Ryan2021]

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Also if we love family members, pets, celebrities etc more than God that deserves eternal punishment in Hell. We have to love the LORD our GOD with all out hearts and all our souls, he comes first at all times.

[Ryan2021]

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It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.

Welcome young man. While you may find most pf the male members of this Church to be stiff, rigid to the point, we are always open to new members and guiding them to new experiences, erupting in joy while covering them with God's turgid Love. I hope to have the opportunity to come unto you as well. So, even if you just need a hand, please ask.

Thank you both. I noticed all of the men here so far are older than i am which makes me happy as i prefer being around older men and i always welcome advice, guidance and at times discipline when needed.


i'm going to be offline for a few hours soon because its time for me to do 3 hours lying face down on the floor, i try to do 3 hours with my face on the floor every day, i figure if i want to be lying with my face on the ground in Heaven for eternity i need to be getting a lot of practice in in the mean time so i'm prepared for when i'm doing it for eternity

[Isabella White]

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hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.

And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm , dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found , within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the , if you remember to put first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of , and righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding , but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve with us.

[Ryan2021]

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And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm , dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found , within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the , if you remember to put first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of , and righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding , but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve with us.

Thank you very much.


I did answer those questions in post #3

[Basilissa]

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I did answer those questions in post #3

Not all of them:

I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.

i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened

There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.