Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

[Alex112]

Im unsaved trash so all other threads are locked so I can only post this here.

Question


In your view is it okay for a Christian to practice BJJ. Even if its only for exercise

[Alex112]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

BJJ is brazillian jiu jitsu i apologize for not clarifying

I mean i don't think any spiritual is tied to it so...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Hello Alex, the other threads are not locked and you are welcome to participate in any one of thousands upon thousands of conversations we have here on God's Favorite Forum. The only restriction you have is starting a thread, and this is because we find the unsaved also tend to be unreasonable, uncivilized, and uncouth. For example, a reasonable person would read the instructions at the top of the page and introduce themselves amicably by telling us a little about themselves. After all, this isn't some Christian Tech Support community to answer questions like "If I were to open the bible and read it myself, would I find the answer to this question?"

Anyway, we don't condone oral sex because the Bible doesn't condone oral sex. Oral sex is a habit of the Gay Man whose deepest drive is to corrupt the youth and find ripe, virgin rectums to defile. I understand they keep score and compare conquests and this is what different tattoos represent. In any case, you will not find supporters of this abomination in this fine church.

I hope that helps.

[Alex112]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Hello Alex, the other threads are not locked and you are welcome to participate in any one of thousands upon thousands of conversations we have here on God's Favorite Forum. The only restriction you have is starting a thread, and this is because we find the unsaved also tend to be unreasonable, uncivilized, and uncouth. For example, a reasonable person would read the instructions at the top of the page and introduce themselves amicably by telling us a little about themselves. After all, this isn't some Christian Tech Support community to answer questions like "If I were to open the bible and read it myself, would I find the answer to this question?"

Anyway, we don't condone oral sex because the Bible doesn't condone oral sex. Oral sex is a habit of the Gay Man whose deepest drive is to corrupt the youth and find ripe, virgin rectums to defile. I understand they keep score and compare conquests and this is what different tattoos represent. In any case, you will not find supporters of this abomination in this fine church.

I hope that helps.

I meant brazillian jiu jitsu I guess you didn't see my added message clarifying the question I'm sorry


I just want to know if brazillian jiu jitsu is okay and if its not is it okay for exercise (theirs no spiritual in it or anything its like mma


Ill ask this next time in another thread thats similar to this topic thanks for the help

[Isabella White]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Im unsaved trash so all other threads are locked so I can only post this here.

Question

In your view is it okay for a Christian to practice BJJ. Even if its only for exercise

Dear Miss Alex: I'm not sure that we have met; or, have we? Goodness, gracious; it can be so hard to keep track of the youngsters these days. If you are new to our friendly forums, please remember to post an introductory message that includes this information:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Now, then, to answer your question: I am not sure what BJJ stands for, so perhaps you could spell that out when you make your introductory message. But, I suspect that it might have something to do with food. Everybody loves food -- who doesn't? I don't know anyone who does not enjoy good food. So, if you are asking about how to make Baked Juniper Jelly (a personal favorite of Sister Victoria!), then you are in the right place. I shall be pleased to include my very own recipe once you confirm that this is, indeed, what you're asking. And, yes, it is perfectly fine to make this delicious dessert.

May bless you, Dear, for reaching out to -- here, at .

[Alex112]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Dear Miss Alex: I'm not sure that we have met; or, have we? Goodness, gracious; it can be so hard to keep track of the youngsters these days. If you are new to our friendly forums, please remember to post an introductory message that includes this information:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Now, then, to answer your question: I am not sure what BJJ stands for, so perhaps you could spell that out when you make your introductory message. But, I suspect that it might have something to do with food. Everybody loves food -- who doesn't? I don't know anyone who does not enjoy good food. So, if you are asking about how to make Baked Juniper Jelly (a personal favorite of Sister Victoria!), then you are in the right place. I shall be pleased to include my very own recipe once you confirm that this is, indeed, what you're asking. And, yes, it is perfectly fine to make this delicious dessert.

May bless you, Dear, for reaching out to -- here, at .

I know I didn't specify and used the short version I apologize i fixed that in a following emanate


I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma. Is that acceptable to practice for a christian if its just for exercise. (Its not violent its just sparring)


I apologize for not spelling it out im just curious

[Isabella White]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

I know I didn't specify and used the short version I apologize i fixed that in a following emanate

I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma. Is that acceptable to practice for a christian if its just for exercise. (Its not violent its just sparring)

I apologize for not spelling it out im just curious

Oh, I see, and I do thank you, dear Miss Alex. I have heard of jiu jitsu, I think. Or, am I thinking of Jews Gyp You? Anyway, I don't know about the Brazilian variety, but I suspect that it's likely tainted, due to the prevalence of the Cathyolick religion in Brazil. If you should find a version that is more pleasing to , then it is likely permissible; although, one should proceed with caution.

Are you quite sure that you wouldn't require my recipe for Baked Juniper Jelly?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

BJJ is brazillian jiu jitsu i apologize for not clarifying

I mean i don't think any spiritual is tied to it so...

Alex, the question, like so many you young people have in this fast paced life is in the Bible, as is every single answer to life. God made it so.
However, I know today's home schooling is not what it used to be and many of today's youth such as you do not have a basic understanding of the written word, instead 'tweeting and TikToking' everything.
As a gracious person who loves God in a manner you will never fathom, let me tel you this in a simple manner. If any activity involves manhandling, it is queersexual and a perversion, as such it does not have the God Seal Of Approval®
So Alex, I strongly suggest you stop looking for ways to touch other men. Find a nice young woman (not too young, make sure she is at least of child bearing age, say over 13) with wide hips and a nurturing full bosom. Procreate in natural manner. Give God a reason to care about you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma.

I am none the wiser, but I don't like the sound of anything that involves brazilians. God gave you body hair for a reason.
As for the mma, you should take Nancy Reagan's wise advice on drugs, dear.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

I meant brazillian jiu jitsu I guess you didn't see my added message clarifying the question I'm sorry


I just want to know if brazillian jiu jitsu is okay and if its not is it okay for exercise (theirs no spiritual in it or anything its like mma


Ill ask this next time in another thread thats similar to this topic thanks for the help

Jesus does not support MMA or any homer play. And If it's anything like wrestling, I think it's a very dangerous "pastime."

[Alex112]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Alex, the question, like so many you young people have in this fast paced life is in the Bible, as is every single answer to life. God made it so.
However, I know today's home schooling is not what it used to be and many of today's youth such as you do not have a basic understanding of the written word, instead 'tweeting and TikToking' everything.
As a gracious person who loves God in a manner you will never fathom, let me tel you this in a simple manner. If any activity involves manhandling, it is queersexual and a perversion, as such it does not have the God Seal Of Approval®
So Alex, I strongly suggest you stop looking for ways to touch other men. Find a nice young woman (not too young, make sure she is at least of child bearing age, say over 13) with wide hips and a nurturing full bosom. Procreate in natural manner. Give God a reason to care about you.

Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art


But if that's your belief ill respect that

[handmaiden]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art


But if that's your belief ill respect that

Alex, if you need exercise there are plenty of Bible-approved ways to get it. Have you seen Jesus' abs?


The more important point, here, though--Where is your proper introduction? Are you reading the Bible? Do you love Jesus and want to serve Him with your whole heart and mind?


This is the sort of thing that we concern ourselves with here at . If you are bothering to visit here and writing posts, those concerns should be reflected in your life.

[Alex112]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Alex, if you need exercise there are plenty of Bible-approved ways to get it. Have you seen Jesus' abs?


The more important point, here, though--Where is your proper introduction? Are you reading the Bible? Do you love Jesus and want to serve Him with your whole heart and mind?


This is the sort of thing that we concern ourselves with here at . If you are bothering to visit here and writing posts, those concerns should be reflected in your life.

I mad my introduction here. I was posting questions here until I was notified I can post them in the appropriate ongoing threads. I wasnt doing that as I was thinking I couldn't post the questions at all because it said I can't make threads. I was confused

[Isabella White]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Oh, that's understandable, dear Miss Alex. I must admit that I have not gone through enough of your records, to learn more of your introduction. But, I am wondering: how are you getting on in matters that pertain to the eternal state of your soul? Have you accepted the as your personal and only ? Are you confident that your sins have been washed away in precious ? If you were to die tonight, do you know if you will escape the raging fires of -- which you so surely deserve?

Please, do remember that you can reach out to the people here for assistance, with regard to issues within the . We are eager to help, and you will find that there are very valid reasons as to why we are -- truly -- .

[Basilissa]

Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here

Welcome back, Alex. Were you able to pray away your toothache which you had some time ago?

I don't know much about martial arts, but they seem to me like a rather extreme way of getting rid of aching teeth.