Hello from the United States!

[John 8:32]

Hello everybody! I am very happy to be here and to learn more about the right morals. My name is Andrew and I'm 22 years old.

My very verse is John 8:32 (Which is my name).
And ye shall know the truth. Disciples are learners. Their object is to know the truth. The way to know the truth is to obey the truth.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hello from the United States!

Hello everybody! I am very happy to be here and to learn more about the right morals. My name is Andrew and I'm 22 years old.

My very verse is John 8:32 (Which is my name).
And ye shall know the truth. Disciples are learners. Their object is to know the truth. The way to know the truth is to obey the truth.

And, hello to you, too, dear Mr. Andrew. to our little corner in the interwebs galaxy, where we worship the , in all that we do! We are so happy that you have found us, and I do thank you for such a nice introductory message. May I ask, Dear, how you came to find the , accepting as your , forsaking all of your hideous sins?

Do feel free to browse through our many interesting forums. I am sure that you will find much to help you in your daily walk with Almighty .

May He bless you, richly, as you serve — here, at .

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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My name is Andrew and I'm 22 years old.
My very verse is John 8:32 (Which is my name).

Andrew, we don't ask about your "very" verse. And also please clear up whether you want to be called Andrew or John. This kind of inconsistency reeks of a troll.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello from the United States!

Originally Posted by John 8:32
Disciples are learners. Their object is to know the truth. The way to know the truth is to obey the truth.

John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

People talk about Christians inventing a belief system with no foundation. That is obviously ridiculous. Before anyone can be a Christian the belief system must already exist. God communicates First, then either His information is accepted by faith or rejected Second, after which others can be told the Good News Third. Any other sequence is nonsensical.

Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

Welcome to the forum. I look forward to fellowship in the future.

[WWJDnow]

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Greetings, Andrew, and welcome to God's Favorite Church™! I see from your favorite Bible passage that the truth is quite dear to your heart. There is no better place to explore the Truth of Christianity than right here at Landover!

[Dennis Lukes]

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"Hello from the United States?" You make it sound like you're addressing the foreign hordes beyond our borders. I assure you, most of us here are Americans. Who do you think you're talking to?

[WWJDnow]

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Maybe they're an enemy spy?

"They're?" We don't use "they" as a singular pronoun around here; we speak English. Please don't try to sneak your bs woke philosophy into discussions here on God's Favorite Forum(TM). It makes Jesus weep.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Oh well you're from New York, so maybe you say it in a more Brooklyn-y way, "Maybe theys some enemy spy r sumthin"

Attention Seeker, I've been reading your posts and am not sure you know which site you are on. This is Landover Baptist Church.

This is a site where we discuss serious issues like the Bible and sin. It is not a place to amuse yourself or just mess around. Perhaps you have some personal sin issue you are reluctant to reveal here.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Oh well you're from New York, so maybe you say it in a more Brooklyn-y way, "Maybe theys some enemy spy r sumthin"

No, you imbecile. The correct grammatical form would be "maybe he's an enemy spy" as he is a man, and thus not "she" or "it." We do not respect the preferred pronouns of those who, like Legion, claim to be many (Mark 5:9).

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I should add that our new guest Andrew/John has clearly been put off by derailment of his/their Introductory thread.

[WWJDnow]

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Oh well you're from New York, so maybe you say it in a more Brooklyn-y way, "Maybe theys some enemy spy r sumthin"

I live in New York because God has called me to save souls in the greatest cesspool of sin in America, Greenwich Village, the jazz and sodomy capital of the East Coast. But I'm fourth generation Landover Baptist Church, and I was raised in Freehold, Iowa. I try to avoid folk from Brooklyn whenever I can, since they're mostly Negroes and Jews and Catholics and even worse ethnicities who are all destined to burn for eternity in the Lake of Fire.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I should add that our new guest Andrew/John has clearly been put off by derailment of his/their Introductory thread.

Thanks alot Jen. We should of known her complete unability to use the American language right would cause trouble.

[WWJDnow]

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Okay, you got me. I've been pretty bad with sloth lately. I'm on paid medical leave and https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...ection/620843/ mostly been lying in bed a lot, getting up for basic necessities, like eating and talking with other Christians here.

The Bible does not say that sloth is a sin (unless you are a man who does not support his family). Have you been listening to false Catholic doctrines? Also, as a white person, aren't you ashamed of being on welfare like this?

[Dennis Lukes]

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Okay, you got me. I've been pretty bad with sloth lately. I'm on paid medical leave and I've mostly been lying in bed a lot, getting up for basic necessities, like eating and talking with other Christians here. It could be herniated disk. It really hurts!

Obviously, I didn't want to discuss this and drawn unwanted attention on myself, but since you hinted towards it, it's out of the bag, I guess.

It's good to hear that you manage to roll yourself out of bed before stuffing your face instead of just lying there like a walrus gorging itself to death. A lazy fatass landwhale trolling Trump-voters with her Internet connection paid for by Citizen Taxpayer, that's a snapshot of Joe Biden's America right there. Surely Jesus weeps.

Look what you've done, tubby! You photobombed this thread and scared off Andrew! He might have been somebody we actually wanted to fellowship with, unlike you.

[Basilissa]

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I didn't want to discuss this and drawn unwanted attention on myself,

Proverbs 19:9 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.


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