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  • I am saved by lord Jesus.

    I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic moron, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.



    One day I decided to read the bible, to prove myself that I am "openminded and progressive", what I discovered in that book changed my life, I accepted Jesus as my savior.



    Damn, I love the Bible and Jesus.



    Sorry if sometimes I swear or use profanity words. I am trying to cleanse my mind from all the impurity (I am also doing nofap noporn), and this process is not yet completed.

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    Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

    Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
    I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.



    One day I decided to read the bible, to prove myself that I am "openminded and progressive", what I discovered in that book changed my life, I accepted Jesus as my savior.



    Damn, I love the Bible and Jesus.



    Sorry if sometimes I swear or use profanity words. I am trying to cleanse my mind from all the impurity (I am also doing nofap noporn), and this process is not yet completed.
    Welcome to our site. Please provide the sorts of specific details that we specifically requested. This would include where you go to church and which is your favorite Bible verse. Also, you need to write out actual words and not entries for the Urban Dictionary.


    But, hey, not a bad start.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • #3
      Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
      Welcome to our site. Please provide the sorts of specific details that we specifically requested. This would include where you go to church and which is your favorite Bible verse. Also, you need to write out actual words and not entries for the Urban Dictionary.


      But, hey, not a bad start.
      I totally love this quote here.


      "In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"


      It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.


      I like the San Francesco d'Assisi church in Turin (city of Italy). Why do I like it? It's a nice place where you can concentrate and study.


      I think I added all the details. Thanks for the welcoming message.

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      • #4
        Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

        Hello

        Welcome to the forum. I was curious, reading your intro., have you read any other religious texts? It's important to read The Bible so that we know if we're disagreeing with God.

        Various dogmatic positions have emerged from other sources, all very concerning. Idol manufacture is one idea "oh but we don't worship them" and because they don't know what God actually commanded, they don't get it, that God said not to make them whether you worship them or not. Obviously if there aren't any idols manufactured in the first place, nobody can worship one even if they want to.

        Other temple cults have other ways to mock God, I won't describe them but they involve various activities. Judges contains some examples..
        Judges 8:24-27 And Gideon said unto them, I would desire a request of you, that ye would give me every man the earrings of his prey. (For they had golden earrings, because they were Ishmaelites.) And they answered, We will willingly give them. And they spread a garment, and did cast therein every man the earrings of his prey. And the weight of the golden earrings that he requested was a thousand and seven hundred shekels of gold; beside ornaments, and collars, and purple raiment that was on the kings of Midian, and beside the chains that were about their camels' necks. And Gideon made an ephod thereof, and put it in his city, even in Ophrah: and all Israel went thither a whoring after it: which thing became a snare unto Gideon, and to his house.

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        • #5
          Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

          Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
          I totally love this quote here.


          "In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"
          That verse is literally the beginning of the Bible. Have you read any further than the first line of the first paragraph in the first chapter of the first book?

          It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.
          From Genesis?! Really? Gee, thanks for letting us know where you found that obscure, seldom used verse.

          I like the San Francesco d'Assisi church in Turin (city of Italy). Why do I like it? It's a nice place where you can concentrate and study.
          Going out on a limb here and assuming that is a Catholic church. Please understand that this is not considered a Bible-believing church by the members of our church.

          I think I added all the details.
          As details go--no, you didn't.
          Thanks for the welcoming message.
          And thank you for disappointing me.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            Hello
            have you read any other religious texts?
            No I am just reading the bible now.

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            • #7
              Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

              That quote isn't even the right one. It's "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."


              There's no "when" going on. That implies other stuff was happening that the KJV does not specify.
              READ THE BIBLE

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              • #8
                Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
                I totally love this quote here.


                "In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"


                It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.
                Hello and to our friendly forum - or should I say benvenuto?

                Genesis is indeed an excellent book. So much to love there - gender inequality (Genesis 3:16), racial/ethnic inequalities (Genesis 9:21-26), social inequalities (Genesis 25:23-25), drowning kittens and babies (Genesis 6:13-17), killing pregnant women (Genesis 38:24), endogamy (Genesis 24:37-38, 28:1), directions on how to pimp out your own sister, who also happens to be your wife (Genesis 12:11-16, 20:11-12), etc, etc.

                I hope you will finish reading Genesis soon so that we can discuss Exodus next. No spoilers, but there are some really juicy parts regarding the proper treatment of your sex slaves!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  =your sex slaves!
                  How many advices and wise highIQ ideas in the bible. Yes I wanna be a sex slaves owner.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                    Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
                    How many advices and wise highIQ ideas in the bible. Yes I wanna be a sex slaves owner.
                    Awesome - keep reading the Bible, then. For your particular interests, you will find Exodus and Leviticus most relevant.

                    However, if you wish to put the Biblical laws on slavery into practice, you should consider moving to a jurisdiction where owning humans is legal, as the Bible requires us to obey secular laws:

                    1 Peter 2:13-14
                    13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                    14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                      Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                      a lot of white boys think he's nifty because he seems to have shedded his brutish Negro tendencies
                      Yes but it's a scam, like with Thomas Sowell. Somebody trained this negro to repeat some quotes and they showed him on TV to "prove" that negroes can think.



                      Well, it's just a trick.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                        Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
                        I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.
                        Welcome friend. Many of us here, like you, fell for the scientifical dark arts. They have some smart people but ultimately don't know they are merely tools of Satan and not Jesus.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                          @ERvengeanceDDR5 - How do you think the introduction thread's going? Several responses and one or two points have come up which I'll address in no particular order.
                          • Your reference sounds a bit like Genesis 2:4 which is a very interesting chapter.

                          • Ideal for understanding Exodus, Leviticus, Judges and the epistles of Peter.

                          • So-called IQ tests enable the aptitude of groups to be assessed. Two groups (of 100, say) would be given a range of tests and the results would indicate which group would be better suited to which responsibilities (in an office, on a submarine, designing clothes, keeping books, etc.) but for individuals the results are pretty meaningless. Too many variables.

                          • I had a look at the CHIESA DI SAN FRANCESCO D'ASSISI. There seem to be a lot of idols. Have I got the right place? It's in San Francesco d'Assisi Street, Turin. They seem to imagine God as a bird generating lightning somehow.


                          • How would you understand Psalm 91:4?
                          He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust. Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence. He shall cover thee with his feathers and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler. Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
                          • Psalms is another recommended read and Nº 91 is always encouraging, particularly its opening lines.

                          • That doesn't mean "The Most High," "The Almighty," "The Lord" and "God" are four different gods.

                          • However may gods people have made up over the years and however many demons have masqueraded as gods doesn't change the fact there is only one God.
                          James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                            Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                            Thank you for replying to me, and yes, you're right. I worked with many black people and they are incredibly underhanded and deceptive.
                            You are a racist. Black Negroes are underhanded and deceptive because most of them are false Christians or Muslims. True Christian™ Negroes are as honorable and decent as any White True Christian™, and are certainly better than you, scumbag landwhale!
                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • #15
                              Re: I am saved by lord Jesus.

                              Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
                              Yes but it's a scam, like with Thomas Sowell. Somebody trained this negro to repeat some quotes and they showed him on TV to "prove" that negroes can think.
                              Hi ER,

                              You seem to have forgotten to post the Bible verses that prove your argument. That is a thing on this forum if you want to be taken serious as a Christian. I am sure there are plenty of references to the daughters of Canaan or the daughters of the Canaanites in the Bible, even in Genesis that you seem to have read.

                              Well, you did manage to mess that verse up too but never mind, I am sure you will manage to complete your post.


                              Kind regards, Roland
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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