I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

[0phanim]

The rapture is upon you. I am aware that the predictions of the Lord Jesus Christ's return have been inconsistent and falsely predicted by humans numerous times, however I come with a message from God. The return of Jesus will mark the End Times. The events that have unfolded recently, such as the pandemic, political unrest, natural disasters, rumours of wars, and other such things that the aware and perceptive mind will connect to the signs of end times. Be not afraid, as any True Christian who has followed God's word wholly, and has been saved by the Lord Jesus Christ, will be finally granted salvation and entrance to Heaven.

The End Times are upon us, be ready.

[Basilissa]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

The rapture is upon you. I am aware that the predictions of the Lord Jesus Christ's return have been inconsistent and falsely predicted by humans numerous times, however I come with a message from God. The return of Jesus will mark the End Times. The events that have unfolded recently, such as the pandemic, political unrest, natural disasters, rumours of wars, and other such things that the aware and perceptive mind will connect to the signs of end times. Be not afraid, as any True Christian who has followed God's word wholly, and has been saved by the Lord Jesus Christ, will be finally granted salvation and entrance to Heaven.

The End Times are upon us, be ready.

Hello and to our friendly forum. This is all very nice. You haven't told us anything that we don't already know.

Here are some questions for you, so that we can learn something we don't know. I color-coded them for your convenience:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Thank you for stopping in at our wonderful Godly site. Please proceed to the introduction page. There you can tell us about yourself, the church you go to and your favorite Bible verse.

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Hello and to our friendly forum. This is all very nice. You haven't told us anything that we don't already know.

Here are some questions for you, so that we can learn something we don't know. I color-coded them for your convenience:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It is wonderful that my message is already known, as it shows you know the word of God very well.

I will be glad to answer your questions:
My name is irrelevant, but for practical purposes you may call me 0phanim, or whatever you feel is appropriate.
I am in direct relation to God, so I suppose you can say that the church I go to is the Throne of God Himself.
I do not have any outstanding favourites, but if I had to choose, I would say Revelation 4:8, as it has drawn attention to my kind. Truly, Biblically Accurate Angels has brought more light to Christianity, and appeals to the younger generations.
I have always known Jesus.

I came to deliver the message to calm any lingering doubts anyone may have in mind. A reminder, if you will. The End Times are very near, in fact, will come within your lifetimes.

[handmaiden]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Now that we have an organized, comprehensive Bible to learn from, The Lord has ceased sending messenger beings.

Anything that God wants us to know can be communicated through the Bible.

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Now that we have an organized, comprehensive Bible to learn from, The Lord has ceased sending messenger beings.

Anything that God wants us to know can be communicated through the Bible.

You're not unwise in saying this, but you are also not one to foresee God's will.


Unfortunately, the Bible is not sufficient for some people. As the End Times encroach ever closer, I have come down with the intent to push those few closer to Salvation. Whether or not they believe me, that is their issue.

[Basilissa]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

It is wonderful that my message is already known, as it shows you know the word of God very well.

I will be glad to answer your questions:
My name is irrelevant, but for practical purposes you may call me 0phanim, or whatever you feel is appropriate.

Ophanim sounds very long - I'll call you Ophi instead.

I am in direct relation to God,

We all are, Ophi. That's no excuse to not to go to church.

so I suppose you can say that the church I go to is the Throne of God Himself.

That's cute, but you should seek a reasonable Baptist congregation in your area.

I do not have any outstanding favourites, but if I had to choose, I would say Revelation 4:8, as it has drawn attention to my kind.

Your kind?... you consider yourself to be a beast with six wings and many eyes? (So basically some sort of a mutant fly, see image below).

This is what a being with many eyes looks like.

Truly, Biblically Accurate Angels has brought more light to Christianity, and appeals to the younger generations.

OK, if you say so, Ophi, then I'm guessing you belong to the young generation.

I have always known Jesus.

That's impossible. Babies are born without knowledge, so there had to be a moment in your childhood when you accepted Jesus into your sinful heart.

I came to deliver the message to calm any lingering doubts anyone may have in mind.

That's cute, but no thanks - we already have a source of calming any doubts. It's called the Holy Bible.

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

We all are, Ophi. That's no excuse to not to go to church.
That's cute, but you should seek a reasonable Baptist congregation in your area.

I mean that I am, in a literal sense, in direct contact with God. I am from heaven.

Your kind?... you consider yourself to be a beast with six wings and many eyes? (So basically some sort of a mutant fly, see image below).

This is what a being with many eyes looks like.

Angels. Angels of the highest orders. I'm sure you've read about it in the Holy Bible. Regardless, flies are still beautiful creations of God.

OK, if you say so, Ophi, then I'm guessing you belong to the young generation.

I'm likely the oldest being here. Unless God himself is part of the forum, for whatever reason.

That's impossible. Babies are born without knowledge, so there had to be a moment in your childhood when you accepted Jesus into your sinful heart.

I mean I was created by God himself, I was alive and present before Jesus existed. I have always known Jesus.

That's cute, but no thanks - we already have a source of calming any doubts. It's called the Holy Bible.

That is good that the Holy Bible is enough to calm your doubts. It is just unfortunate that others need more... direct confirmation.

[Basilissa]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

I mean that I am, in a literal sense, in direct contact with God. I am from heaven.

That's cute, that you think that.

I'm likely the oldest being here. Unless God himself is part of the forum, for whatever reason.

Of course He is - and Jesus Himself sometimes posts on this forum.

And you cannot possibly be older than Cranky Old Man, Ophie. How old are you, really - around 15 years old, I'm guessing?

I mean I was created by God himself, I was alive and present before Jesus existed. I have always known Jesus.

That's cute that you think that. Maybe it's time for you to take your meds now, to bring you back to reality.

That is good that the Holy Bible is enough to calm your doubts. It is just unfortunate that others need more... direct confirmation.

Well, I'm sure they shouldn't seek it from a delusional teenager like yourself.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Unfortunately, the Bible is not sufficient for some people.

Yeah, they're called Mormons. Is this your mission trip, or whatever? Trolling "gentiles" on our forum with your extra-Biblical, extraterrestrial balderdash? Listen boy, we're not interested in buying what you're selling. Joseph Smith is in Hell, roasting eternally, not ruling Alderaan with his harem, and his fanfic sequel to the Bible is toilet paper.

I implore you to take the Bible as seriously as it deserves.

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

You believe Ophanim and the like are "extra-biblical, extraterrestrial balderdash"? Man, you guys are boring.

I'm bored of this, I'm just some bored 18 year old pretending to be a Biblically Accurate Angel on some insane Baptist forum at 3am. However, comparing gods angels to mutant flies and calling them nonsense has probably pissed him off. I'm pretty sure these higher ranking angels are described in the King James bible. Blasphemy extends to things that are considered sacred, angels counting as that. Have fun being condemned to hell by gods flaming, eye-covered, eldritch, virtually formless, 6+ winged, divine agents of holy retribution.


Seraphim, Ophanim, and the like are cool as fuck, but you guys are so lame that you don't even believe in the angels that the bible describes. Then again, I saw a post here condemding every video game under the sun, like Tetris being an anal sex simulator. I feel sorry for your children


Members here think the earth is flat and that hitler is alive and living on the moon alongside Jesus, so I took my shot. It failed but it was funny nonetheless.

[Basilissa]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

You believe Ophanim and the like are "extra-biblical, extraterrestrial balderdash"? Man, you guys are boring.

I'm bored of this, I'm just some bored 18 year old pretending to be a Biblically Accurate Angel on some insane Baptist forum at 3am.

However, comparing gods angels to mutant flies and calling them nonsense has probably pissed him off. I'm pretty sure these higher ranking angels are described in the King James bible. Blasphemy extends to things that are considered sacred, angels counting as that. Have fun being condemned to hell by gods flaming, eye-covered, eldritch, virtually formless, 6+ winged, divine agents of holy retribution.

Now, if you read the Bible, you would have known that there is only one kind of blasphemy that lands you in hell:


Mark 3:28-29
28Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

I had fun. I consider it a success on that basis. Was expecting you guys to be a bit more entertaining but what can I say? I, along with some other users, seem to be the only sources of fun here.

Now, if you read the Bible, you would have known that there is only one kind of blasphemy that lands you in hell:


Mark 3:28-29
28Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

Jude 8-10
8 In the very same way, on the strength of their dreams these ungodly people pollute their own bodies, reject authority and heap abuse on celestial beings. 9 But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not himself dare to condemn him for slander but said, “The Lord rebuke you!”[a] 10 Yet these people slander whatever they do not understand, and the very things they do understand by instinct—as irrational animals do—will destroy them.



2 Peter 2:10-12
10 This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the flesh[a] and despise authority.


Bold and arrogant, they are not afraid to heap abuse on celestial beings; 11 yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not heap abuse on such beings when bringing judgment on them from[b] the Lord. 12 But these people blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like unreasoning animals, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like animals they too will perish.



You can blaspheme against angels. You just took a fat, massive L. Sorry about that lol.

[0phanim]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

Would you like a donut? I'm not where you are, but Krispy Kreme is doing a special buy one get one, items a steal. Better go at an hour when traffic is low because they're letting only one in at a time.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Basilissa]

Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

I had fun. I consider it a success on that basis. Was expecting you guys to be a bit more entertaining but what can I say? I, along with some other users, seem to be the only sources of fun here.

We do not pursue fun. We are here to discuss everything that the Holy Bible says.

Jude 8-10
8 In the very same way, on the strength of their dreams these ungodly people pollute their own bodies, reject authority and heap abuse on celestial beings. 9 But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not himself dare to condemn him for slander but said, “The Lord rebuke you!”[a] 10 Yet these people slander whatever they do not understand, and the very things they do understand by instinct—as irrational animals do—will destroy them.

2 Peter 2:10-12
10 This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the flesh[a] and despise authority.

Bold and arrogant, they are not afraid to heap abuse on celestial beings; 11 yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not heap abuse on such beings when bringing judgment on them from[b] the Lord. 12 But these people blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like unreasoning animals, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like animals they too will perish.

You can blaspheme against angels. You just took a fat, massive L. Sorry about that lol.

Thank you for making the effort to cite Bible verses! That is very nice!

Now: do you understand the meaning of the word "blasphemy?"

Here is from the dictionary:

Definition of blasphemy
1a : the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence for God...
b : the act of claiming the attributes of a deity ...

2 : irreverence toward something considered sacred or inviolable

Did I insult God? No. Was I irreverent toward real angels by pointing out that you aren't one? Nope. Does a real angel with six wings and many eyes look like a mutant fly? Maybe, I don't know - do you? My guess is as good as yours.