Howdy Y'all

[Jethro]

I was directed to this forum by the spirit of my Pastor and Mentor Rev. R.J. Rushdoony. I've been reading some of the posts here and I think y'all seem to be some real fine folks.

I'm not sure why y'all support McCain and that Alaskan woman because our Lord is the only guvment we need but what the heck.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus and welcome to our Godly forum. I hope you will take the time to read through our many threads and get to know what we're about. I can tell you this much: We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally, word for word.

Please tell us about yourself, freind. Who is that beauty in the picture with you, your wife? Can she bake a good pie?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I was directed to this forum by the spirit of my Pastor and Mentor Rev. R.J. Rushdoony. I've been reading some of the posts here and I think y'all seem to be some real fine folks.

I'm not sure why y'all support McCain and that Alaskan woman because our Lord is the only guvment we need but what the heck.

A couple of points in what is otherwise a promising start:

1. When you speak of “the spirit of my Pastor and Mentor Rev. R.J. Rushdoony” may I take it that you are not speaking literally, but figuratively, and it is the good Reverend’s inspiration rather than an unearthly manifestation speaking in sepulchral tones? Communing with the dead is of no avail and is to be avoided.

De:18:10: There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
De:18:11: Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
De:18:12: For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

2. do you not see that there are “formalities” through which one must go before establishing a theocracy? McCain is symbolic of the patriotism of the honest citizen of the USA and Mrs Palin, may the Lord bless her, is symbolic of motherhood, apple pie* and the church?

(*Although in her case it might be moose pie.)

[Jethro]

Re: Howdy Y'all

Praise Jesus and welcome to our Godly forum. I hope you will take the time to read through our many threads and get to know what we're about. I can tell you this much: We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally, word for word.

Please tell us about yourself, freind. Who is that beauty in the picture with you, your wife? Can she bake a good pie?

That there is my lovely wife. She bakes the best apple pie there is but we sometime have problems with darkies (inffen you know what I mean) when she's bakin em.

A couple of points in what is otherwise a promising start:[/font][/color]

1. When you speak of “the spirit of my Pastor and Mentor Rev. R.J. Rushdoony” may I take it that you are not speaking literally, but figuratively, and it is the good Reverend’s inspiration rather than an unearthly manifestation speaking in sepulchral tones? Communing with the dead is of no avail and is to be avoided.

De:18:10: There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
De:18:11: Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
De:18:12: For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

2. do you not see that there are “formalities” through which one must go before establishing a theocracy? McCain is symbolic of the patriotism of the honest citizen of the USA and Mrs Palin, may the Lord bless her, is symbolic of motherhood, apple pie* and the church?

(*Although in her case it might be moose pie.)

Nossir I don't talk to no ghosts he was the inspiration for my life. He was the guiding force for McCain too but I shur hope he will give over our country to our Lord once he is president. Ms Palin is a lovely woman and will make a good addition to the White House kitchen.

[Nobar King]

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Why do you rite funy? Are your fingers broken?

[Jethro]

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Why do you rite funy? Are your fingers broken?

Nossir this is jest how we talk around here.

[Lithium]

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It gives me headaches to read your posts
I know my English isn't that good but this is just hard to read

[Jethro]

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W'all ma'm I am genuwinly sorry but this is jest how we talk hereabouts.

Y'all can certainly not read my posts, I won't be hurt.

Y'all have a fine day ma'm

It gives me headaches to read your posts
I know my English isn't that good but this is just hard to read

[Bob4God]

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W'all ma'm I am genuwinly sorry but this is jest how we talk hereabouts.

Y'all can certainly not read my posts, I won't be hurt.

Y'all have a fine day ma'm

Bein' a good ol' southern boy mesself, I got no problems readin' what yer typin', I tell you what.

Welcome Brother!

[Jethro]

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Bein' a good ol' southern boy mesself, I got no problems readin' what yer typin', I tell you what.

Welcome Brother!

Thank yew sir, it is good to know there is another Son of the South hereabouts.

Y'all have a fine day,
Jethro

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Welcome, Jethro. You appear to be a man of God. What kind of a church do you attend, Brother?

[Jethro]

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Howdy Mr Tool, I attend the Church of Christian Reconstruction. Y'all shud consider lookin at it. We'all are fixin to set this fine country on the true path of Gods Law.

Y'all have a fine day,
Jethro

Welcome, Jethro. You appear to be a man of God. What kind of a church do you attend, Brother?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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That there is my lovely wife. She bakes the best apple pie there is but we sometimes have problems with darkies(if you know what I mean)when she's baking them.

No sir I don't talk to no ghosts he was the inspiration for my life. He was the guiding force for McCain too but I sure hope he will give over our country to our Lord once he is president. Mrs Palin is a lovely woman and will make a good addition to the White House kitchen.

No sir, this is just how we talk around here.

Well ma'am I am genuinely sorry but this is just how we talk around here.

You all can certainly not read my posts, I won't be hurt.

You all have a fine day ma'am

Thank you sir, it is good to know there is another Son of the South hereabouts.

You all have a fine day,
Jethro

Howdy Mr. Tool, I attend the Church of Christian Reconstruction. You all should consider looking at it. We are fixing to set this fine country on the true path of God’s Law.

You all have a fine day,

Jethro

Listen hick, this is God's Favorite Forum™, and we speak God's Favorite Language here, American English. I really don't give "two shakes of a lamb's tail" about how you and your under-educated hillbilly "pals" talk "thereabouts".

If you must use that colloquial way of speaking, at least spell the words themselves correctly. I have taken the liberty of correcting the just the spelling in your posts above. If you really love Jesus, you will study, or "cipher" them. Maybe you should print this post out to use as a reference for later.

From now on, spell correctly or suffer the wrath of an angry God. As it says here:


Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.

The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself.

The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.

Ecclesiastes 10:11-13

Learn to speak American English or God won't understand you, and worse yet, you will not understand God and he will turn you into a madman! Amen!

[Jethro]

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Listen hick, this is God's Favorite Forum™, and we speak God's Favorite Language here, American English. I really don't give "two shakes of a lamb's tail" about how you and your under-educated hillbilly "pals" talk "thereabouts".

If you must use that colloquial way of speaking, at least spell the words themselves correctly. I have taken the liberty of correcting the just the spelling in your posts above. If you really love Jesus, you will study, or "cipher" them. Maybe you should print this post out to use as a reference for later.

From now on, spell correctly or suffer the wrath of an angry God. As it says here:


Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.

The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself.

The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.

Ecclesiastes 10:11-13

Learn to speak American English or God won't understand you, and worse yet, you will not understand God and he will turn you into a madman! Amen!

Wellsir I am sorely troubled that y'all are offended, I apologise. I know y'all are one of them high falootin pilots and all. Y'all and them tower fellers you talk to probly don't talk like a good ol southern boy does.

I'm just a lowly cement truck driver but it pays the bills an provides for my beautiful wife an children.

Y'all have a fine day,
Jethro

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Look Jethro, we speak American English here, just like Jesus. What you're speaking looks like ebonics. Are you a colored?