Greetings, God bless

[slug man]

Took forever to find the intro area sub-board, but I knew I'd get to it eventually.

A bit about me, I am a faithful believer that God's word is law, and that Obama is a terrorist like in the Manchurian candidate. I pray that America elects the one true believer, Mr. McCain and Mrs. Palin.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Greetings, God bless

Hello sir. Why do you have the "anime" as your avatar? Why not put a picture of yourself there? What's your favorite verse? What church do you attend?

[slug man]

Re: Greetings, God bless

Hello sir. Why do you have the "anime" as your avatar? Why not put a picture of yourself there? What's your favorite verse? What church do you attend?

I don't understand why I must pick a singular verse from the bible when all of the LORD's word should be understood fully, not to pick and choose favorites. You ask many questions, which the devil frequently uses to persuade others to dissuade their faith. I am not easily fooled. After all, have you no faith?

My picture is not that of anime, rather a picture I have drawn. I only use it to display my previous fallacy and unhealthy habit that I may lay myself before your rebuke. Please, this is merely for my benefit, and beg of your swift punishment.

[slug man]

Re: Greetings, God bless

Please excuse the double post.

I also apologize to you all for not previously explaining the meanings of my actions. I hope that you all understand.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Greetings, God bless

Friend, when a member of this forum asks you a question, we don't expect you to rebuke, we expect you to do as you are told.

When we say "jump": you jump.

Now, the DoF is investigating your file, and it seems that you are not completely honest with us (and Baby Jesus ). It appears that you are still addicted to so called "video games".

The complete report isn't in yet, but this does not bode well I'm afraid.

You better start confessing your sins (and yes, we've heard them all, don't worry) and accept the hot love of Jesus our Lord. Even though you are likely to be a homersexural, our best True Christian(tm) Betty Bowers has this wonderful B.A.S.H program for you.

Proverbs 6:6
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, God bless

Took forever to find the intro area sub-board, but I knew I'd get to it eventually.

A bit about me, I am a faithful believer that God's word is law, and that Obama is a terrorist like in the Manchurian candidate. I pray that America elects the one true believer, Mr. McCain and Mrs. Palin.

I'd like to hear more about you slug boy. What's your major in college? What perverted sins do you currently wallow in (besides chink cartoon porn I mean)? Do you attend a church of some kind?

Tell us about yourself, heathen.

[slug man]

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I understand the reasoning behind a report, but why did my name change to that of my email adress? Is there something about me email you prefer?

Friend, when a member of this forum asks you a question, we don't expect you to rebuke, we expect you to do as you are told.

When we say "jump": you jump.

Now, the DoF is investigating your file, and it seems that you are not completely honest with us (and Baby Jesus ). It appears that you are still addicted to so called "video games".

The complete report isn't in yet, but this does not bode well I'm afraid.

You better start confessing your sins (and yes, we've heard them all, don't worry) and accept the hot love of Jesus our Lord. Even though you are likely to be a homersexural, our best True Christian™ Betty Bowers has this wonderful B.A.S.H program for you.

Proverbs 6:6
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:

Also, why must I continually be attacked by questions? Appears to me that I receive plenty of questions daily about my faith, and yet the faithful respond in kind? Clearly we cannot accept each other as friends in Christ. I shall accept this assault on my faith a first time, but it appears that this is an innappropriate place to be discussing my faith.

I only confess my sins to a single priest, one which knows me. The internet as I understand it is a profoudly sinful place, and broadcasting sins to dogs as well as enlightened hardly seems functional. One of which you assume from me is that I have a profound interest in the "video game." Please tell me how you draw these conclusions, because that appeared to come from entirely left field.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings, God bless

I only confess my sins to a single priest, one which knows me.

Boy, you sure are uppity for someone who just got here! And unless I'm misreading the above, you are a Hell-bound Catholic! We get quite a few arrogant Mary-Worshipping Pagans of your ilk invading our Godly interweb church.

Off with you! Go play your homer computer games with your homer friends and leave us True Christians™ alone! The only reason for you to stay would be if you were planning on abandoning your Papist ways and accepting the real Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

The Jesus you ring-kissers worship hardly resembles God's Son who is Himself and who temporarily sacrificed Himself so that True Christians™ like ourselves could serve Him for eternity in Heaven! Praise!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, God bless

I understand the reasoning behind a report, but why did my name change to that of my email adress? Is there something about me email you prefer?

We thought it was more descriptive of how you self-identify. You might also want to have a look at our famous "Welcome to Landover Baptist Church Forums" thread HERE.

Also, why must I continually be attacked by questions?

How do our questions attack you? Are you that delicate? I don't see that anyone here has attacked you. We naturally want to know more about you.

What are you trying to hide?

Appears to me that I receive plenty of questions daily about my faith, and yet the faithful respond in kind?

Our beliefs can be seen HERE for all the world to see. What are you trying to hide?

Clearly we cannot accept each other as friends in Christ. I shall accept this assault on my faith a first time, but it appears that this is an innappropriate place to be discussing my faith.

You are not a Christian as far as I can see. And I know one when I see one, believe me. And you have not been assaulted in any way. You seem to have some hesitation to openly discuss your church and your beliefs. What are you trying to hide?

I only confess my sins to a single priest, one which knows me.

BINGO! You shall know them by their speech! You're a damnable papist, aren't you! You worship mary and count beads and bow down to statues! You papists aren't even Christian!

The internet as I understand it is a profoudly sinful place, and broadcasting sins to dogs as well as enlightened hardly seems functional.

If you believe that the Internets are such a sinful place, why are you here? Why do you own a computer? Can you show us in the Holy KJV Bible where it says that computers are inherently evil? And can you prove that dogs read posts made on the Internet?

One of which you assume from me is that I have a profound interest in the "video game." Please tell me how you draw these conclusions, because that appeared to come from entirely left field.

Your DOF report tells us that you are a mario queer. Can you deny the fact in God's presence?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings, God bless

I only confess my sins to a single priest, one which knows me. The internet as I understand it is a profoudly sinful place, and broadcasting sins to dogs as well as enlightened hardly seems functional. One of which you assume from me is that I have a profound interest in the "video game." Please tell me how you draw these conclusions, because that appeared to come from entirely left field.

"Confess your sins" Friend, are you a Catholic?