[JennyD]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

And neither am I. Zeke is the most GOD fearing, law abiding man I have ever known.

Not to mention cuddly!



... er, I hear.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Sorry for not providing verses, it has been so long since I bothered to read the bible that I just cannot remember. But I have remembered damn well that they are there!

I think the simple solution to all this might be to take up that dusty Book again and make it your True Blue, Tried n' True Friend. I know it's a hard book, but many things in life are hard. We've all experienced that at one time or another.

You mustn't think that everyone here is perfect. They're not. "Frailty, thy name is woman." (Maybe that's Shakespeare, actually.) But my point is, they're all willing to help. And there's even a special thread for people like you called "Bible in a Year" where it breaks it all down into little digestable pieces.

Just above all, don't get discouraged, 'kay?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

My team of joo lawyers, on the other hand, are not quite so understanding.

And neither am I. Zeke is the most GOD fearing, law abiding man I have ever known.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I'm surprised that the Pastor has allowed these fools to continue slandering him like this.

I am nothing if not a tolerant, humble True Christian(tm) Pastor, who is always prepared to forgive the vilest of sins.

My team of joo lawyers, on the other hand, are not quite so understanding.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is going on here?!??! My precious Pastor Zeke would NEVER, EVER, EVER cheat on me.

Who are you? Why are you doing this again? He is a good man, who treats me like gold (the way GOD intended). What do you want? Leave my Zekey alone!!!!!!!! Do you HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Sister Jenny,
I think we established yesterday that he is a retarded.

[JennyD]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

"How can Pastor Ezekiel commit adultery? He's not married".

How bout fornification then you syntax nazi...

"Fornification"?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

First of all, I told you he would ban me!

Your first lie.

There is a way pator zeke, submit to a dna test cause I know that the kid is yours and then so will the rest of the flock... YOU WILL BE EXPELLED SINNER!

So your girlfriend cheated on you, got knocked up, and blames Pastor Zeke for that? Boy, are you in trouble.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

"How can Pastor Ezekiel commit adultery? He's not married".

How bout fornification then you syntax nazi...

Please go away.

[I.am.a.tool]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

"How can Pastor Ezekiel commit adultery? He's not married".

How bout fornification then you syntax nazi...

[I.am.a.tool]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Present the slut in question. Let Brother BJ and his boys in security examine her for the signs.

Put up or shut up, abo.

Just the thing to do hey... First of all, I told you he would ban me! Secondly, with comments like that no wonder she is scared shitless of you gun totting hillbilly inbreds... There is a way pator zeke, submit to a dna test cause I know that the kid is yours and then so will the rest of the flock... YOU WILL BE EXPELLED SINNER!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I never stated I was talking about your Peter... I am talking about the one and only pastor here you all worship!

Nobody here worships a Pastor. We worship Jesus.

Why don't you worship Jesus, too?

Don't play dumb... You know who you have been committing adultery with!

How can Pastor Ezekiel commit adultery? He's not married.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

And you know what, I think some of those pictures in that video might have been modified on a computer! In some of them, the curtains didn't match the drapes, if you know what I mean.

[Nobar King]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I'm surprised that the Pastor has allowed these fools to continue slandering him like this.

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I feel so dirty from the video, I must get in the shower and wash all this dirt off of me.