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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #46
    Re: hey!

    If you want to look like a drunken Irish brawler or a drunken, cross-dressing Scotsman.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • mollychu
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 143

      #47
      Re: hey!

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      If you want to look like a drunken Irish brawler or a drunken, cross-dressing Scotsman.
      -gasp- how did you know!?

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #48
        Re: hey!

        Originally posted by mollychu View Post
        ohhh, thanku soooo much twink! <3

        you're a sweetie. -hug-
        Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
        27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
        28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
        29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
        30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
        31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
        32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

        It's not just homosexuals that God hates: He also hates all those who even like them. I'd keep better company if I were you, young miss.
        Originally posted by MollyJu
        oh my! i must go now, im dying my hair RED.<3

        -seriously- O:
        I don't know which idea is more revolting: the idea that that's just some sick feminine euphemism for you being afflicted by the monthly Curse of Eve, or that you're actually one of those weird punk freaks who dye their hair Communist colours. Either way, Jesus disapproves.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Brother Love
          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 403

          #49
          Re: hey!

          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          hehee<3

          yah, i wanted to leave this place...but i thought i'd tell you thanks for everything. (: and shauna-kins says hiiii too<3



          oh my! i must go now, im dying my hair RED.<3

          -seriously- O:
          Dying your hair red, hey? Let's see, RED the color of HARLOTS! Aha!!
          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          • Star Finder
            Rock Worshipper
            • Sep 2006
            • 1092

            #50
            Re: hey!

            i'm not giving out my age or location for safety purposes old
            You should be aware that LBC Security Services has WebCam monitoring of all IP addresses that connect to this site.

            That and face-recognition software means you already have a nice file in the LBC SS Office.
            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #51
              Re: hey!

              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
              You should be aware that LBC Security Services has WebCam monitoring of all IP addresses that connect to this site.

              That and face-recognition software means you already have a nice file in the LBC SS Office.
              Silly Rock-Worshipper.

              That's Father Mo with the WebCams.

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              • mollychu
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 143

                #52
                Re: hey!

                Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                You should be aware that LBC Security Services has WebCam monitoring of all IP addresses that connect to this site.

                That and face-recognition software means you already have a nice file in the LBC SS Office.

                ...is that legal?
                (heck, why am i even scared? why should i care if landover knows what i look like?)


                well, lets test it then.

                How old am i, you guys? lets see if you can guess it right...<3

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #53
                  Re: hey!

                  Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                  ...is that legal?
                  (heck, why am i even scared? why should i care if landover knows what i look like?)


                  well, lets test it then.

                  How old am i, you guys? lets see if you can guess it right...<3
                  Friend,

                  We never discloses confidental information about our members on the open Internet. There perverts out there, though with the amount of one handed typing you do friend you may be one.

                  Remember: other people are watching you while you surf the web!

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • mollychu
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 143

                    #54
                    Re: hey!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Friend,

                    We never discloses confidental information about our members on the open Internet. There perverts out there, though with the amount of one handed typing you do friend you may be one.

                    Remember: other people are watching you while you surf the web!

                    i dont think thats possible that you know so much information about me....considering Landover is only a church, not the FBI....
                    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-11-2007, 09:59 PM. Reason: Profanity removed

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                    • TwinkBoy
                      CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 212

                      #55
                      Re: hey!

                      I'm with Mollychu too!

                      Now, am I...OR...am I...NOT clothed at the moment, LBC security loves?
                      "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                      "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #56
                        Re: hey!

                        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                        I'm with Mollychu too!

                        Now, am I...OR...am I...NOT clothed at the moment, LBC security loves?
                        Well, you've covered the webcam, but by the girlish screams of terror, I'm guessing at least one of you is naked. Not sure which.

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                        • Brother Love
                          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 403

                          #57
                          Re: hey!

                          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                          I'm with Mollychu too!

                          Now, am I...OR...am I...NOT clothed at the moment, LBC security loves?
                          Read this regarding nakedness you two degenerates!

                          2 Corinthians 5

                          1 For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens. 2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven: 3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked. 4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life. 5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit. 6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord: 7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight 8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord. 9 Wherefore we labour, F11 that, whether present or absent, we may be accepted of him. 10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 11 Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.

                          NAKEDNESS is a SIN!
                          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                          • mollychu
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 143

                            #58
                            Re: hey!

                            Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
                            NAKEDNESS is a SIN!
                            Oh golly, how do you people change your clothes?

                            how do you take showers?


                            do i even want to know?

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #59
                              Re: hey!

                              With the lights off, and never removing all garments and the same time, and 'repenting' out loud to their god each time a bit of 'wicked, sinful' flesh gets exposed, most likely.

                              As to showers....they probably never bathe their whole body at once.
                              sigpic
                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • TwinkBoy
                                CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 212

                                #60
                                Re: hey!

                                Nakedness is sin? Oh my, loves, then I must sin OFTEN lol.

                                Shower anyone???

                                snicker...snicker
                                "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                                "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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