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  • Reynald
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    • Nov 2008
    • 24

    #46
    Re: hello...

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Son, you have NEVER seen a Russian tank in America, and if you did, we wouldn't have a bunch of unarmed hippie peasants standing around singing at them. Now in 1236 a slave trader named Mindaugas was appointed by the European pagans to run a place for exiled criminals. He named it Lithuania, which means 'a place for exiled criminals'.

    Currently there is some electricity in Lithuania, but when the last Russian nuclear power plant shuts down next year or, more likely, melts down, the place will be a dark wasteland again. Lithuania is almost as well known in the world as Tierra Del Fuego.
    An attempt to look smart. We have our own nuclear plant.

    Mindaugas called it Lituae, genious, witch is named after a river.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #47
      Re: hello...

      Originally posted by Reynald View Post
      here is a good question.
      Why did god, let the The Order of the Teutonic Knights of St. Mary's Hospital in Jerusalem, be slauthered by Lithuanians in the Battle of Grunwald? Lithuanians where pagans, and the knights marched under a holly cross. Why did god let them loose?
      The Knights were not christians, they were catholic. I told you catholics were not Christians. God is not too bothered when 2 lots of heathens start killing each other.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #48
        Re: hello...

        Originally posted by Reynald View Post
        Hate Jesus? Who exacly told you that? I think I mentioned in a couple of posts before that i love jesus with all my heart and soul.

        I hate the bible.
        REALLY! Then where did you hear of Jesus?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #49
          Re: hello...

          Originally posted by Reynald View Post
          An attempt to look smart. We have our own nuclear plant.

          Mindaugas called it Lituae, genious, witch is named after a river.
          You have Ignalina-2, a 21 year-old Russian RBMK plant which is going downhill fast. The only chance you have to stay out of the stone age is to let POLAND build you a nuclear plant and, as I am sure you know, Pollocks are only marginally smarter than Lithuanians.

          The name 'Lithuania' may well be named after a river. 'The river which keeps the banished bastards of Bohemia out of Europe'.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #50
            Re: hello...

            Hi, Reynaud,
            I'm sorry that you haven't received as warm a welcome as you were hoping. We do care about you (if you are a Christian), but we don't always believe everyone who comes here and tells us that they are Christians. Many lie to mock God.

            What is the name of your Church? How many people attended service today?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #51
              Re: hello...

              Приветствуйте Сестру. Почему Вы ненавидите Иисуса?


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Reynald
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                • Nov 2008
                • 24

                #52
                Re: hello...

                "You have Ignalina-2, a 21 year-old Russian RBMK plant which is going downhill fast. The only chance you have to stay out of the stone age is to let POLAND build you a nuclear plant and, as I am sure you know, Pollocks are only marginally smarter than Lithuanians." - Thats not bad knowelage. We do have the power plant yu mentoned, but we will close it in 5 years. A new project is being worked on. Thats where your knowelage ends. Stone age? thats just plain stupid and you know it.

                How would you like if i would start saying that Mexicans are smarter than Americans?

                It seems i wont find peace with your church.

                Mister Ezekel, admit it, you are the one who started insulting, not me. One of your first words was "twat".

                Your church members kept insulting me, my nation and my friends in every post.

                Mister Nobar King, i will pray for you.

                I will try to simply forget the rest of you, and your wicked ways. The sad thing is that most of you just think that "its gods will" or "thats what bible says" is an excuse for being racist or ignorant.

                We are all human, and our race, gender or apperiance does not matter. Thats what I believe. That is what I hope you will understand someday.

                I guess you need to know loss, I guess you need to know pain to understand that.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #53
                  Re: hello...

                  Dear Mr. Renault, I appreciate your offer of prayer. You are probably a pretty good person at heart. If you like I will join you in a prayer for the other members of this Church who you feel have wronged you in some way that their eyes are opened to the True Nature of Jesus. Would you agree to that?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #54
                    Re: hello...

                    Originally posted by Reynald View Post
                    i love jesus with all my heart and soul. I hate the bible.
                    What?

                    This is like saying "I love the divine Pastor Pistle with all my heart and soul, I just hate Landover Baptist Church™". Or, "I love Scarlett O'Hara, but I can't stand Gone With the Wind."

                    We can't have it both ways.

                    It reminds me of something a fellow Landover™ sister said at church this morning. When we were fellowshipping afterwards, she said she didn't care for coffee -- after I'd helpfully brought her some, BTW.

                    This is belied by the time we were on a bake sale committee together, and her eyes lit up when she dug into Sister Vicki's chilled mudpie and squealed, "I loooooooooove coffee ice cream!"

                    We can't hate coffee but loooooooooove coffee ice cream. We can't love Jesus Christ, Our Lord And One True Savior, and "hate" the Bible.

                    1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #55
                      Re: hello...

                      Пожалуйста не уходите только все же. Какова самая отвратительная вещь, которую Вы когда-либо помещали в ваш рот?

                      Originally posted by Reynald View Post
                      "You have Ignalina-2, a 21 year-old Russian RBMK plant which is going downhill fast. The only chance you have to stay out of the stone age is to let POLAND build you a nuclear plant and, as I am sure you know, Pollocks are only marginally smarter than Lithuanians." - Thats not bad knowelage. We do have the power plant yu mentoned, but we will close it in 5 years. A new project is being worked on. Thats where your knowelage ends. Stone age? thats just plain stupid and you know it.

                      How would you like if i would start saying that Mexicans are smarter than Americans?

                      It seems i wont find peace with your church.

                      Mister Ezekel, admit it, you are the one who started insulting, not me. One of your first words was "twat".

                      Your church members kept insulting me, my nation and my friends in every post.

                      Mister Nobar King, i will pray for you.

                      I will try to simply forget the rest of you, and your wicked ways. The sad thing is that most of you just think that "its gods will" or "thats what bible says" is an excuse for being racist or ignorant.

                      We are all human, and our race, gender or apperiance does not matter. Thats what I believe. That is what I hope you will understand someday.

                      I guess you need to know loss, I guess you need to know pain to understand that.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • Bob4God
                        Moderator
                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #56
                        Re: hello...

                        Mister Nobar King, i will pray for you.

                        I will try to simply forget the rest of you, and your wicked ways. The sad thing is that most of you just think that "its gods will" or "thats what bible says" is an excuse for being racist or ignorant.

                        We are all human, and our race, gender or apperiance does not matter. Thats what I believe. That is what I hope you will understand someday.

                        I guess you need to know loss, I guess you need to know pain to understand that.
                        Don't bother praying for Brother King, as he is already in good standing with the one TRUE God and His three personalities.

                        You will never forget us. Even if you are banned or leave, the Holy Ghost will continue to impress our morals on you until you cannot handle the guilt any longer and will return to be saved.

                        Do you have scripture to make your points? Where in the Bible does it say gender doesn't matter? The Bible says women are worth less than men.

                        From Leviticus 27:6

                        And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver


                        It also says they're dirtier, by stating that a woman is unclean longer after giving birth to a girl than a boy. From Leviticus Chapter 12:

                        12:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean. 12:3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised. 12:4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. 12:5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
                        Any questions?
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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #57
                          Re: hello...

                          Originally posted by Reynald View Post
                          I guess you need to know loss, I guess you need to know pain to understand that.
                          You are wrong to assume we have not experienced pain or loss.

                          Do they have this phrase in your country? "When you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME." (Get it?) (Sorry, don't mean to be mean.)

                          But you see, many of us here have had to disown or disinherit non-believing relatives...oftentimes, close family relatives. Do you think that feels good?

                          We've let go of some of our most favorite worldly possessions for tithing, in order to spread His word. We do not live amongst the ungodly, for though we feel compassion, we cannot risk infection from the unsaved.

                          Some of us (no names) have even had to give up Sister Vicki's chilled mudpie because our figures no longer pleaseth the Lord.

                          The list goes on and on....but believe me, we have sacrificed.

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                          • Reynald
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                            • Nov 2008
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                            #58
                            Re: hello...

                            Bob, i am impressed by your knowelage, but i am sadened by the lack of true wisdom.

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                            • Reynald
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                              • Nov 2008
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                              #59
                              Re: hello...

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              You are wrong to assume we have not experienced pain or loss.

                              Do they have this phrase in your country? "When you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME." (Get it?) (Sorry, don't mean to be mean.)

                              But you see, many of us here have had to disown or disinherit non-believing relatives...oftentimes, close family relatives. Do you think that feels good?

                              We've let go of some of our most favorite worldly possessions for tithing, in order to spread His word. We do not live amongst the ungodly, for though we feel compassion, we cannot risk infection from the unsaved.

                              Some of us (no names) have even had to give up Sister Vicki's chilled mudpie because our figures no longer pleaseth the Lord.

                              The list goes on and on....but believe me, we have sacrificed.
                              Had you ever felt the death whisper? Had you ever woke up covered in blood of your love? Had you ever seen how a group of medics tries to bring you from the claws of death? Had you ever heard medics, whispering to eatch other about the condition of your love? Thats what i've been through.
                              That is pain. You know nothing.

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                              • Bob4God
                                Moderator
                                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                Hands folded for Jesus
                                 
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 5274

                                #60
                                Re: hello...

                                Originally posted by Reynald View Post
                                Bob, i am impressed by your knowelage, but i am sadened by the lack of true wisdom.
                                What is that supposed to mean?
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                                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                                - Proverbs 15:3

                                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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