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  • #76
    Re: KlaireBear

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    It's Christmas. I'm being polite. You know, like when your old senile grandmother is sitting at the table drooling in the gravy and she mumbles something nonsensical...you just smile and agree with her.
    nope dont have that. must be just you then and your "special" family "pastor"
    My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

    I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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    • #77
      Re: KlaireBear

      It's amazing how the dyslexia goes away completely for the first sentence, but returns in spades for the second. I think perhaps she is trying to pull a fast one.
      DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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      • #78
        Re: KlaireBear

        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
        The reason i havn't been "fixed" is God has blessed me with being creative. you take away dyslexia when my creativity goes to. I dont understand why i'm Dyslexic most days but if i wasnt Dyslexic i woudl eb liek everyone else and i'm made unique in his image!
        Most creative people are not dyslexic. Why do you think that your creativity relies upon your inability to spell or to craft coherent sentences? Certainly Robert Frost was creative, but not dyslexic.

        Are you sure you're not simply making up excuses for God, to explain to yourself why He cursed you with a sporadic disability?

        Also, could you demonstrate this vaunted "creativity" of yours? I haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #79
          Re: KlaireBear

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          [...]Also, could you demonstrate this vaunted "creativity" of yours? I haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
          You must have noticed the spelling, Brother Rodimer; creative is hardly the word...

          Klaire is probably also very good with wax crayons.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #80
            Re: KlaireBear

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Klaire is probably also very good with wax crayons.
            Er . . . eating them?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #81
              Re: KlaireBear

              Originally posted by Clare the Spazz View Post
              The reason i havn't been "fixed" is God has blessed me with being creative.
              My dear, you can be neutered and still remain as "creative" as you are! It is the only good and decent option for you, as it will prevent your breeding of creativity-afflicted offspring.

              Please, think of the children; make the unselfish decision for Christ's sake. Make Him proud.
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • #82
                Re: KlaireBear

                Klaire, if you ever want to visit Landover for a lobotomy, I'll talk to Dr. Kauffmann and get him to open some time for your case. This might help you tremendously.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #83
                  Re: KlaireBear

                  Originally posted by Clare the Spazz View Post
                  but i am gifted in other ways.
                  Anything you can post photos of ?


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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