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  • I'm not Percy, he is
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 13

    #1

    Percy's Introduction.

    Because the thread he alread posted says it was locked. So, he cannot post in it, and cannot use the one he already posted. Percy is very distraught over this...

    By the way, thank you Wide-Open for calling Percy a very bad name... This is a very confusing place when all Percy wants is help.
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Percy's Introduction.

    Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
    Because the thread he alread posted says it was locked. So, he cannot post in it, and cannot use the one he already posted. Percy is very distraught over this...

    By the way, thank you Wide-Open for calling Percy a very bad name... This is a very confusing place when all Percy wants is help.
    Can't Percy post for himself?

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    • I'm not Percy, he is
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Percy's Introduction.

      Percy knows his grammar is not well...this is one of the things he would like help with, please. Third person is natural to Percy.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Percy's Introduction.

        Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
        Percy knows his grammar is not well...this is one of the things he would like help with, please. Third person is natural to Percy.
        Do you sometimes think your wife is a hat?

        2 Thessalonians 2:11
        And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • I'm not Percy, he is
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2009
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Percy's Introduction.

          Uhm....what? Percy does not understand why he would this a wife is a hat. And Percy does not HAVE a wife...

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          • I'm not Percy, he is
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2009
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Percy's Introduction.

            Percy assumes that quote is frm the Bible, but he doesn't understand it...are you calling Percy delusional with it?

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: Percy's Introduction.

              Percy is the most delusional dingbat I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

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              • I'm not Percy, he is
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Percy's Introduction.

                Percy doesn't think God would like you insulting people in such a mean way....

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Percy's Introduction.

                  Look Patricia...
                  • You come to our Godly forum, where we praise Jesus.
                  • You state you are an abomination to the Lord.
                  • You call the Bible a "story"
                  • You talk about some "Percy" whom we don't know
                  • You don't even understand references to that sickular joo Oliver Sacks <spit>

                  Give me one reason why I shouldn't just ban your uneducated (and often abused) ass.

                  Are you a timewaster Patricia?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #10
                    Re: Percy's Introduction.

                    God loves it when we insult sinners! Stop sinning and I'll be just peachy with you. That's what being a loving Christian is all about

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22888

                      #11
                      Re: Percy's Introduction.

                      Having consulted the Landover Baptist University “Sen. Palin’s List of Banned Books”, I see that a character called “Dobby” in a Harry Potter book who also only spoke of himself in the third person. How old are you miss? 12?
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                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • I'm not Percy, he is
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: Percy's Introduction.

                        Percy has only heard bits of the Bible told at churches. He did not in any way mean to offend you by calling it a story. Percy did not come to waste time, and his name is PERCY!

                        Percy refers to himself in the third person...Percy is -->me<--

                        Percy came here asking why you believe being gay is wrong, and if it is...looking for help so he will not go to Hell. But Percy has gotten no help, so he is sad...and still doesn't think God would like insulting sinners. :/

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                        • I'm not Percy, he is
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Percy's Introduction.

                          Percy is a man. And Percy is not, in fact, 12. He is 21 years old.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #14
                            Re: Percy's Introduction.

                            Look Percy, if you really want help there is only ONE solution - stop being a perverted freakazoid and worship the Lord your God! I believe Landover has a special treatment to cure you ex-gays, if you are serious join that!

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: Percy's Introduction.

                              Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
                              Percy refers to himself in the third person...Percy is -->me<--
                              OK "Percy", repeat after me.

                              "I'm Percy, I'm an asscoholic."

                              Percy came here asking why you believe being gay is wrong, and if it is...looking for help so he will not go to Hell. But Percy has gotten no help, so he is sad...and still doesn't think God would like insulting sinners. :/
                              We don't believe it's wrong, we KNOW it's wrong. And as for being sad... are you an emo queer?

                              We understand you are trolling us Perky. Today is "uppity negra" day, and tomorrow it's "even more uppity negra" day. So you figured: "ahah, let's play with those dumb people".

                              Bad idea.

                              If you don't want to go to hell, I propose to do a Brother BaB. I'll leave it to YOU to find out what that means. There's a search function, so have fun. DON'T ASK ME, or you are banned. Thanks for your time. Say hello to Percy too.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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