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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #16
    Re: Percy's Introduction.

    Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
    Percy is a man. And Percy is not, in fact, 12. He is 21 years old.
    Percy, do the nurses know you are on a computer?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • I'm not Percy, he is
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2009
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Percy's Introduction.

      "Uppity negra day"...? Percy doesn't even understand that.

      Percy is not trolling anyone... But Percy will not repeat that, and is clearly not welcome here to get any help...

      All Percy asked was for help. He will find it here on his own, but not from you, Wide-Open.

      Percy will search for "Brother BaB" and find ut what it means on my own. And if anyone else will be nicer to Percy, that would be great.

      Also, Ezekiel, Percy would like to know what you mean...Percy has his own computer, there are no nurses around him?

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      • I'm not Percy, he is
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 13

        #18
        Re: Percy's Introduction.

        Percy's name was changed?

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #19
          Re: Percy's Introduction.

          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Brother_Percy
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 1359

            #20
            Re: Percy's Introduction.

            Originally posted by I'm not Percy, he is View Post
            "Uppity negra day"...? Percy doesn't even understand that.

            Percy is not trolling anyone... But Percy will not repeat that, and is clearly not welcome here to get any help...

            All Percy asked was for help. He will find it here on his own, but not from you, Wide-Open.
            Dear Lord... I do hope nobody thinks i'm related to this whacko-freak! But to clarify any confusion, Percy is my Surname - NOT my first name.

            Anyone who calls a child 'Percy' as their forename, obviously wants that child to grow up to be some sort of sissy homer.

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            • Billy Ram
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 220

              #21
              Re: Percy's Introduction.

              When I was growing up there was someone named Percy in our town. He was a 34 year old retarded man who thought he was Knight Rider and his bicycle was named Kit. I'm not making this up.

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              • Mrs. Rogers
                compassion personified
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2692

                #22
                Re: Percy's Introduction.

                Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                When I was growing up there was someone named Percy in our town. He was a 34 year old retarded man who thought he was Knight Rider and his bicycle was named Kit. I'm not making this up.
                I imagine that were I an unsaved, satan-worshipping atheist, I would find that imagery very funny. However, True Christians™ do not laugh at such matters, especially when it involves bicycles. As revolting as it is, it would seem Percy is not alone in forming a dubious relationship with a two-wheeled "friend".
                True Christians are Perfect!

                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                • Billy Ram
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 220

                  #23
                  Re: Percy's Introduction.

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                  I imagine that were I an unsaved, satan-worshipping atheist, I would find that imagery very funny. However, True Christians™ do not laugh at such matters, especially when it involves bicycles. As revolting as it is, it would seem Percy is not alone in forming a dubious relationship with a two-wheeled "friend".
                  I must confess, Mrs. Rogers, that being a unsaved hellbound little boy at the time, my friends and I did tease and throw rocks at Percy. Rest assured he was not hurt as he always wore a helmet while on or off his bicycle.

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                  • Mrs. Rogers
                    compassion personified
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2692

                    #24
                    Re: Percy's Introduction.

                    Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                    I must confess, Mrs. Rogers, that being a unsaved hellbound little boy at the time, my friends and I did tease and throw rocks at Percy. Rest assured he was not hurt as he always wore a helmet while on or off his bicycle.
                    Wearing a helmet is a fine thing, Billy, as Satan throws spiritual rocks at us everyday.

                    And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God (Ephesians 6:17)

                    If all Christians wore physical helmets too, everyday and everywhere, what a magnificent statement it would make: "We are protected by our Lord, whom you cannot see; we are not ashamed of JESUS". Unsaved trash would give us a wide berth, and we would be able to easily identify other Christians.

                    What a wonderful world that would be.
                    True Christians are Perfect!

                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • Billy Ram
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 220

                      #25
                      Re: Percy's Introduction.

                      What a great idea. Surely we will gain back the fear and respect of the unbelievers if we wore big helmets. Maybe even plastic toy swords that say Sword Of The Lord on the blade. That would make the mockers and scoffers think twice.

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