[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

Percy is a man. And Percy is not, in fact, 12. He is 21 years old.

Percy, do the nurses know you are on a computer?

[I'm not Percy, he is]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

"Uppity negra day"...? Percy doesn't even understand that.

Percy is not trolling anyone... But Percy will not repeat that, and is clearly not welcome here to get any help...

All Percy asked was for help. He will find it here on his own, but not from you, Wide-Open.

Percy will search for "Brother BaB" and find ut what it means on my own. And if anyone else will be nicer to Percy, that would be great.

Also, Ezekiel, Percy would like to know what you mean...Percy has his own computer, there are no nurses around him?

[I'm not Percy, he is]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

Percy's name was changed?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

"Uppity negra day"...? Percy doesn't even understand that.

Percy is not trolling anyone... But Percy will not repeat that, and is clearly not welcome here to get any help...

All Percy asked was for help. He will find it here on his own, but not from you, Wide-Open.

Dear Lord... I do hope nobody thinks i'm related to this whacko-freak! But to clarify any confusion, Percy is my Surname - NOT my first name.

Anyone who calls a child 'Percy' as their forename, obviously wants that child to grow up to be some sort of sissy homer.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

When I was growing up there was someone named Percy in our town. He was a 34 year old retarded man who thought he was Knight Rider and his bicycle was named Kit. I'm not making this up.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

When I was growing up there was someone named Percy in our town. He was a 34 year old retarded man who thought he was Knight Rider and his bicycle was named Kit. I'm not making this up.

I imagine that were I an unsaved, satan-worshipping atheist, I would find that imagery very funny. However, True Christians™ do not laugh at such matters, especially when it involves bicycles. As revolting as it is, it would seem Percy is not alone in forming a dubious relationship with a two-wheeled "friend".

[Billy Ram]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

I imagine that were I an unsaved, satan-worshipping atheist, I would find that imagery very funny. However, True Christians™ do not laugh at such matters, especially when it involves bicycles. As revolting as it is, it would seem Percy is not alone in forming a dubious relationship with a two-wheeled "friend".

I must confess, Mrs. Rogers, that being a unsaved hellbound little boy at the time, my friends and I did tease and throw rocks at Percy. Rest assured he was not hurt as he always wore a helmet while on or off his bicycle.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

I must confess, Mrs. Rogers, that being a unsaved hellbound little boy at the time, my friends and I did tease and throw rocks at Percy. Rest assured he was not hurt as he always wore a helmet while on or off his bicycle.

Wearing a helmet is a fine thing, Billy, as Satan throws spiritual rocks at us everyday.

And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God (Ephesians 6:17)

If all Christians wore physical helmets too, everyday and everywhere, what a magnificent statement it would make: "We are protected by our Lord, whom you cannot see; we are not ashamed of JESUS". Unsaved trash would give us a wide berth, and we would be able to easily identify other Christians.

What a wonderful world that would be.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Percy's Introduction.

What a great idea. Surely we will gain back the fear and respect of the unbelievers if we wore big helmets. Maybe even plastic toy swords that say Sword Of The Lord on the blade. That would make the mockers and scoffers think twice.