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Hosanna! I have found you

02-05-2009, 01:09 PM

After years in the new Sodom that is London England, bereft of comfort and succour in desperation I logged onto a computer, I'd originally been led to believe that they are the tools of the fallen one, and lo I was led here.
Praise be.

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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02-05-2009, 01:18 PM

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Please tell us about yourself, friend. How old are you? Why do you have that pagan gibberish in your signature? What church do you attend? What are you favorite verses in God's Holy Word?

You talk funny. Are you a queer?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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02-05-2009, 01:53 PM

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Please tell us about yourself, friend.

I am British but please don't hold that against me I hope my heart is pure.

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How old are you?

In my 46th year

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Why do you have that pagan gibberish in your signature?

Where did those spewings of the idoliters tongue appear from....I was right to be wary of computers.

I have recited the Lords Prayer over and over the and that seems to have banished them. I will replace the perversion with a bible quote.

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What church do you attend??

I have trouble settling with one, they are all too liberal here in Britain, some have women leading the services and the one I did attend for a while started allowing Papists to worship there too!

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What are you favorite verses in God's Holy Word?

Difficult to choose but I have been draw to Mark 13 over the past month.

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You talk funny.

My British rural accent must be coming through my writing. Again, my apologies, I'll slow it down so as you can understand me.

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Are you a queer?

A Goddamned sodemite not even if you ask nicely

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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02-05-2009, 02:27 PM

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A Goddamned sodemite not even if you ask nicely

I totally did not understand that. Please type with both hands.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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02-05-2009, 02:36 PM

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The question from Pastor Ezekiel was 'Are you a queer?'

my answer was 'A Goddamned sodemite, not even if you ask nicely. '
Terribly sorry, I missed out a comma and a 'period' which I have now corrected. As I stated computers are new to me and I will, no doubt, make mistakes along the way but 'to err is human'.

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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02-05-2009, 02:42 PM

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Hymie is never one to quibble, but his brother-in-law (Shmuley Silverman of Bethnal Green) tells him that Englishmen never have periods, rather they employ "fullstops".

Is this correct?

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2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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02-05-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post

Hymie is never one to quibble, but his brother-in-law (Shmuley Silverman of Bethnal Green) tells him that Englishmen never have periods, rather they employ "fullstops".

Is this correct?

Hymie

Lookit, Hymie....that thing you use as an avatar is vaguely reminiscent of a plate of gefilte fish someone tried to feed me at one of those parties where JOOS get together and cut all their male children's penises off.

Which, I suppose, is why you all feel so guilty. Do the right thing, bubchik. Either hit the PayPal button or help us with free legal advice.

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02-05-2009, 03:09 PM

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Lookit, Hymie....that thing you use as an avatar is vaguely reminiscent of a plate of gefilte fish someone tried to feed me at one of those parties where JOOS get together and cut all their male children's penises off.

Which, I suppose, is why you all feel so guilty. Do the right thing, bubchik. Either hit the PayPal button or help us with free legal advice.

A gezunt der in pupik once more Pastor!

So you've enjoyed the catering at the odd bris or two why not? This doesn't surprise Hymie -- those lips of yours would make a decent mohel jealous they would!

Hmmmm. Free legal advice or a direct cash donation? Such questions to ponder. Better my accountant Myron should consider such things.

He'll advise me by Monday regarding the best rate of return.

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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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02-05-2009, 03:15 PM

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A gezunt der in pupik once more Pastor!

So you've enjoyed the catering at the odd bris or two why not? This doesn't surprise Hymie -- those lips of yours would make a decent mohel jealous they would!

Hmmmm. Free legal advice or a direct cash donation? Such questions to ponder. Better my accountant Myron should consider such things.

He'll advise me by Monday regarding the best rate of return.

Hymie

You should call our new accountant Bernie. Very experienced.

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02-05-2009, 03:18 PM

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Hymie is never one to quibble, but his brother-in-law (Shmuley Silverman of Bethnal Green) tells him that Englishmen never have periods, rather they employ "fullstops".

Is this correct?

Hymie

It is true that in English we use the term 'fullstop' but I translated it into American to avoid further confusion.

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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02-05-2009, 10:22 PM

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It is true that in English we use the term 'fullstop' but I translated it into American to avoid further confusion.

There's an English - American dictionary here.

We here at Landover accept (with humble gratitude) every word of KJV 1611 as the inerrant Word of God. We hope that you will too and that this will be reflected in your posts.

Being English, you are the remnants of those left behind when the Mayflower sailed and, as such, part of a land bereft of freedom and God, but useful as a refueling stop to Iraq and forward defense of God's Favorite Country.

Anyhoo, Jesus has led you here and he's done it for a purpose; what might that be?

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02-06-2009, 02:22 AM

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Gaa! This Baby Lee Loser looks like a Hindi! I thought I was the only pathetic loser sinner you allowed to darken (not that I'm black but this new guy looks swarthy,,) your webposting. . thingee.

now I know you let the joos help you cook the books but why did you let a lacto-ovo-vegitarian in here?

I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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02-09-2009, 02:51 PM

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I would check the colour....sorry color balance on your monitor as that is a image of Our Lord Jesus. Well the best image I could find at the time, as I have previously stated I'm new to this interweb thingy and computers. If images of Jesus Christ offend you I will remove it.

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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02-10-2009, 12:55 PM

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I would check the colour....sorry color balance on your monitor as that is a image of Our Lord Jesus. Well the best image I could find at the time, as I have previously stated I'm new to this interweb thingy and computers. If images of Jesus Christ offend you I will remove it.

That isn't a picture of Jesus. Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes like me. That looks like some kind of chink demon to me.

Don't come in here blaspheming.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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05-28-2009, 09:03 AM

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Now, y'see that's what I always believed but as this post http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13090 says
SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
So please help me out with the scriptural references as I've missed them in the many months I've been away searching my Bible (King James Version, the only correct version).

I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea."
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