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You're the one who is not real, Lissie. There is no proof of your existence.
You're the one who is not real, Lissie. There is no proof of your existence.
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Jethro, that was completely inappropriate.Originally posted by Jethro View Post
This is a Christian church forum, not Joe's Truck Stop!
If I see any further behavior like this from you, you'll find yourself on Moderation like your pal Lissy!
I believe his name is Jethro, not Mike Harper.Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
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Wow! I didn't know that you knew that's what she said jokes.... Good times... Also, fixed your post. YEAH, DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, NOW DID YOU?????????? =P You know, for someone who has free time, this is pretty fun to fill it up...Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Somehow I'm sure he did.Originally posted by thatguy View Post
The joke is on you, Pinky.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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I don't have a cell, but I might be able to take pictures of my visible piercings that you could see (yay, for digital cameras!). That other one is not to be seen by just anybody.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You're still not entitled to see it. You can see the other ones, though, and they're lovely. I'm in love with my newest one (a vertical lip piercing).Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostLandover Pastors are not 'just anybody!"This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I'm sorry, but I'll have to be the judge of what I can see and what I can't. The dirtbag who put in saw it...right?Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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So that's the clicking sound one hears when people try to book a hotel?Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Well, yes, but I was skinnier back then, so it wasn't so bad.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
It actually doesn't click, unless I'm playing with it (which I shouldn't do because it's too new for that). The clicking sound is the reservationist typing in dates, names, codes, and moving through screens, and such.Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostSo that's the clicking sound one hears when people try to book a hotel?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Look, Jesus sees them all, so Pastor Pistle and I should be able to as well. We are men of God after all. We've seenOriginally posted by WickedWitch View Postfatter pigs thanworse than anything you've got to show us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostLook, Jesus sees them all, so Pastor Pistle and I should be able to as well. We are men of God after all. We've seen fatter pigs than anything you've got to show us.
*Gasps* OUCH! Well, that does it, you (both of you) are definitely never going to see it now! *Nurses wounded self-esteem*
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How did you see that? He crossed it out. But nevermind. I think I got a whiff. The tradewinds are blowing from that direction.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post *Gasps* OUCH! Well, that does it, you (both of you) are definitely never going to see it now! *Nurses wounded self-esteem*Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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