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  • Frothy Soda
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    • Mar 2009
    • 16

    #16
    Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

    Oh, my mistake Jenny D, thank you for the time line. (its huge!)

    And Captain A. Portway, are you talking about me? I'm sorry you must misunderstand me. I don't mean to troll, just to talk. And if you must know, I am an 18 year old teenager and a senior in high school. Kind of stereotypical, no? The teenager and his rock music and long hair. :p I love sports, I played football for four years and started varsity my junior year, I have run track for two, and im pretty darn good and powerlifted this year until i got hurt. Ive recently taken up boxing and Ill compete in that this upcoming month. Other than sports, I like to discuss imporant things like what we talk about on this message board. Religion, philosophy, science, whatever. I like to hear every side of the story, and judge no one. I dont know, I guess its just a hobby or interest or something. Nearly all of my friends are Christians and they know I am agnostic. We poke fun at each other all the time for laughs. I am a member of FCS and FCA (fellowship of christian studens/athletes) at my school. I know you are thinking this is hypocritical, but I don't detest Christianity, in fact, my grandfather is a pastor and owns a church. I still get useful knowledge from Christianity despite my being agnostic. I take a little bit from all walks of life. I live and let live.
    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
    23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
    lucky for rule 44

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    • Frothy Soda
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      • Mar 2009
      • 16

      #17
      Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      No, nobody would call it chronologically correct.

      The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood, over two thousand years before God came to Earth as Jesus so He could sacrifice Himself to Himself and forgive our sins. Everybody knows that!

      Here's a timeline for you: http://www.popamericana.com/!/Bible%20Timeline.gif

      oh, hang on, i just found the source oif my avatar!
      Dad, did dinosaurs really exist? Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths". But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true? Of course not, son. Then how old are they? Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son. Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark? Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark. Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus? Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die- Dad! No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view. That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart? Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible. I don't want to be a scientist! Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad? Yeah! larger one here. ref. Answers in Genesis Conservapedia Bible, et al [Update 5/25/07: www.creationmuseum.org . "Prepare To Believe."]

      go figure :p but apparently, some people do think that Jesus and dinosaurs were alive at the same time. and that He even rode one possibly? Odd..

      but anyway, im going to track practice now, so Ill respond more tonight, I hope I hear more from you guys. Peace.
      1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
      23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
      lucky for rule 44

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      • Frothy Soda
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        • Mar 2009
        • 16

        #18
        Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

        oops, that might have been a sarcastic image after all haha! I look like a jackass dont i? oh well, you guys forgive me, right?
        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
        lucky for rule 44

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #19
          Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

          Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post
          Hello, [...]I am not Christian in the least. [...] I would say that many people on this site are f[...] extremely ignorant to the highest degree. [...] I won't judge;
          You suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder don’t you? You said you wouldn’t judge but you did judge. This is probably why you are unable to concentrate on Jesus and become a True Christian™.
          do unto others, am i right?
          Not entirely. I don’t know what you would like done to you and, thank you, I don’t want to know.
          I find useful teachings in many religions, including Satanism, Christianity, Buddhism, Yogaism, Judaism, and others like atheism,
          So basically you pick and choose things that suit you and reject the word of authority, i.e. God.
          and of course, agnosticism.
          What? Teachings of agniosticism? What’s that? “Er… er…. I don’t know!”?
          I haven't found anything redeeming in Scientology as of yet, but I think we all feel the same about Scientology, am I right?
          Self-evidently no one likes Scientology – yet it has a unifying force:
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Frothy Soda
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            • Mar 2009
            • 16

            #20
            Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

            this is to ezekiel bathfire:

            ah, yes, youve caught me in a hypocrisy. Ill also point out another hypocrisy ive made. I said i am in no way a Christian but I still say that I can take meaningful lessons from it. Contradictory, I know. Im not perfect, sorry. Yes, I do stand by the ignorance comment and yes, I do try not to judge. Im not perfect and I apologize. I do, however, accept your right (and by your I mean anyone's) to believe in your faith no matter how absurd I find it. I find faults in religion and also redeeming qualities. As for this endless bickering between us, I think it is pointless. Im going to stop being so false and stop veiling my "heathen" beliefs and intentions with kindess now.

            I have a question for you, ezekiel, and everyone else that is so ready to condemn me for not being Christian. would you really be this way to me in real life? if you met me in the grocery store, would you hate me? From the heart, honest, I really only have understanding and compassion for you if youre willing to take it. And i KNOW that you are taught to love thy "enemy". I know because I was a Christian for nearly all of my life! Gandhi himself said that "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." I feel the same way as him.

            Im a person too. With feelings and emotions. I may not look at the world the same way as you, but I think that we can all learn something from one of the world's most influential men, whose tolerance amazed and shocked those he encountered.

            Don't hate me.


            and as for "teachings" of agnosticism, yes, it is the religion of "I don't know" and I like that.

            and lol at the scientology thing, Ive always like that picture and honestly as much as I detest blind faith in religion, Ill be honest with you, I cannot stand scientology. I still accept that they have their right to believe as they do, but I just plain out dont like that "religion." we should still treat them fairly though
            1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
            23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
            lucky for rule 44

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #21
              Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

              Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post
              From what I've seen, I would say that many people on this site are fairy ignorant. Ok well I'm actually being polite, I believe they are extremely ignorant to the highest degree. But we all have our opinions, don't we? I won't throw insults and I won't judge; do unto others, am i right?
              It's nice to see you didn't throw insults nor judge in your very first post. I see a bright future for you here.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post
                if you met me in the grocery store, would you hate me?
                This is not a grocery store. It is a forum for True Christians to gather and fellowship together. Non-believers are not welcome here, although we do our best to try to show you the Light of Jesus. Can you not see Him even though the words are right there in front of your face?

                I don't go to the grocery store and ask everyone if they're a Christian. Usually, I can tell.

                If you want to argue about religion you should go to college or move to Berkeley.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Frothy Soda
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 16

                  #23
                  Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                  will someone please just talk with me? Nobar King, your sign says "unsaved welcome" I get insult after insult even when I apologize. please. I dont even know how to work this website fully yet. Ive received two infractions in one day and I dont even know how to reply!!

                  And Nurse Clampett, YOU ARE RIGHT im sorry. forgive me, please! everyone here, I AM SORRY. I was a hateful bigot, ok? all I want is someone to listen to me, or be my friend.

                  Ive even gone back to capitalize everyones names, because ive got an infraction for that, and its just forgetfulness. ive changed my avatar, and my profile picture to a picture of me, as a sign of good faith!
                  1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                  23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
                  lucky for rule 44

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                    All of those things are forgivable, brother. Hopefully this is the beginning of the right path for you. Like everyone, you still have much to learn. Don't fret. There is still time.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                      Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post
                      will someone please just talk with me? Nobar King, your sign says "unsaved welcome." I get insult after insult even when I apologize. please. I dont even know how to work this website fully yet. Ive received two infractions in one day and I dont even know how to reply!!

                      And Nurse Clampett, YOU ARE RIGHT im sorry. forgive me, please! everyone here, I AM SORRY. I was a hateful bigot, ok? all I want is someone to listen to me, or be my friend.

                      Ive even gone back to capitalize everyones names, because ive got an infraction for that, and its just forgetfulness. ive changed my avatar, and my profile picture to a picture of me, as a sign of good faith!
                      Pal, you need to be on your knees begging JESUS to be your friend. He's the best friend any boy could have!

                      Don't expect anyone to befriend you here. The Bible warns us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. Nothing personal, that's just how Christians live according to God's Divine Plan.

                      Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                      If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

                      2 Chronicles 15:13
                      Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Frothy Soda
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                        • Mar 2009
                        • 16

                        #26
                        Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        All of those things are forgivable, brother. Hopefully this is the beginning of the right path for you. Like everyone, you still have much to learn. Don't fret. There is still time.

                        THANK YOU THANK YOU

                        Ugh that is a relief. I wasn't sure if anyone would believe me. I honestly am sorry. I keep my same opinions, but Ive still learned something from talking to everyone here: not to be a hypocrite. Im glad you have forgiven me, Nobar. I know that you don't accept me for being what I am, but that, too, is your right. I really got off to a bad start, though.
                        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
                        lucky for rule 44

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                          I didn't say that I forgive you. You need to apologize to Jesus and ask Him to forgive you.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Frothy Soda
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                            • Mar 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                            but Pastor Ezekiel, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. And Jesus was a friend to everyone, rich, poor, sinner, saint. And as a matter of fact, I have been saved. I actually find it offensive that you would call me unsaved scum when Ive been a Christian for the majority of my life. Of course I don't claim to be Christian now, but it isn't like I don't know what it is like.
                            1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                            23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
                            lucky for rule 44

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #29
                              Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                              Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post
                              LOTS OF WORDS THAT MEANT NOT MUCH SNIPPED


                              Son, Agnosticism is the ultimate wimp out. You ask an Agnostic:

                              Is there a God?

                              I dunno.

                              What do believe?

                              Lots of stuff. A little of this, a little of that.

                              What happens when you die?

                              Uhm, my soul like lives on or something. Like my spirit or whatever is like immortal I guess.


                              RUBBISH!

                              Make fist boy! Get off the damn fence! You are either with God or you're against Him. If you're with God, it means you believe EVERY WORD of the King James Bible v. 1611, have accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and you've joined an Independent Baptist Church like ours! All the True Christians™ here are bound for Glory for eternity.

                              Everyone else is headed straight to Hell boy!



                              So which is it? Do you want eternal bliss or eternal torment? The choice is yours!
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                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                              • Frothy Soda
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                                • Mar 2009
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                                #30
                                Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

                                Alright, Captain, ask me those questions then. Ill give you my answers.
                                1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                                23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
                                lucky for rule 44

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