[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello from England.

1. I am rewarded on Earth for what I do for myself.
2. It is my duty to take care of myself and my family - I, in my mind, owe nothing to the Church, except, perhaps, for showing me that I don't need them.
3. Oh, contrare. I get to pick my morals and the way I live - I haven't been "smote" by God yet - In fact, I'm a pretty lucky guy. Everything just happens to go my way in most situations. If I didn't get to pick my morals, then I'm not who I am.
4. Hey, everyone has secrets. Who says I'm still "doing" my secret? I could have done it many years ago, and never again. And also, I wouldn't have a secret if I stopped doing it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from England.

I can’t understand this. You wake up in the morning (or in the case of GMT, in the middle of the night) and you look around you and you see God’s Holy Creation and you deny the creator? Son, I know you're English and thus probably inbred – islands aren’t healthy places – but why, in the face of such overwhelming evidence, do you fail to believe?

3. Oh, contrare.

I'm glad you have no idea how to speak French - all Frogs are homers

PS you’re probably damned

[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello from England.

You know, being English and all does mean that I might just be related to you - In some far off, wild, crazy manner, as without us you wouldn't be in America in the first place.

And you follow the KJV bible, which was printed in Britain, may I remind you - And we do have the title "Great" Britain for a reason, you know.

Without Britain you wouldn't exist, give your relatives a bit of respect, you know? If we're inbred, relatives are normally inbred too, so perhaps we could have an inbred union some time?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from England.

You know, being English and all does mean that I might just be related to you -

I doubt it son, people like you were the reason my ancestors left.

In some far off, wild, crazy manner, as without us you wouldn't be in America in the first place.

Oh yes, that's right Christopher Columbus was English wasn't he?

And you follow the KJV bible, which was printed in Britain, may I remind you

No, you may not - any more of this impudence and you'll receive an infraction or two.

And we do have the title "Great" Britain for a reason, you know.

Yes, I believe it is a misspelling of 'Grate' - the part of the fire wherein all the rubbish falls

Without Britain you wouldn't exist, give your relatives a bit of respect, you know?

The Bathfires would have been successful (thanks to God) regardless of where they were.

If we're inbred, relatives are normally inbred too, so perhaps we could have an inbred union some time?

See my first comment.

Son, I want to hear why you love Jesus, not for some asswipe to give me a history lesson I don't need.

[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello from England.

England started the first mass-colonisation of North America. We had 13 colonies to begin with, and eventually you revolted over taxes, and the French (Remember how you refer to those "frogs" as "homers"?) helped you - Without the French, your rebellion would have been crushed with Britains superior Navy and firepower - The French you have just bad-mouthed helped you, and without them England would remain in control of you.

Christopher Columbus may not have been English, but he never mass-colonised North America. England did that, with a few other European countries having a few, small, colonies on America.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from England.

Without the French, your rebellion would have been crushed with Britains superior Navy and firepower

This changes nothing. The French are garlic smelling surrender monkeys. As I remember it, Britain was busy oppressing other free nations and this is the reason why Lord North gave up on the idea of George III continuing as a tyrant.

Christopher Columbus may not have been English, but he never mass-colonised North America. England did that,

…with people who did not want to be English (very understandable)

Your ability to use Google is amazing – I congratulate your parents on the choice of Special School but why did they not choose a True Christian™ School? Are you poor? If you are, it is because God is trying to tell you something.

[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello from England.

Excuse me? I did not use Google. Why would I? You jump to conclusions, and you dislike the people that made you what you are.

You even got that line "The French are garlic smelling surrender monkeys" from the Simpsons - How very typical.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello from England.

No one ever said that quote on the Simpsons. Maybe you were thinking of someone else?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from England.



Somebody wake me when this God-mocking narcissist says something that's even remotely interesting, OK?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello from England.

You know what kid? You're playing (very, very badly) at being the intellectual here. You're about as transparent a pane of glass. Go play somewhere else if you want nothing to do with God.

[JennyD]

Re: Hello from England.

You know what kid? You're playing (very, very badly) at being the intellectual here. You're about as transparent a pane of glass. Go play somewhere else if you want nothing to do with God.

May I suggest the nearest railyard or freeway, Lard Justice?

You may meet your Creator sooner than you think!

[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello from England.

Somebody wake me when this God-mocking narcissist says something that's even remotely interesting, OK?

Perhaps you could say something interesting and not as insulting, for me to dabate in an interesting manner with you. If all I get is insults and irrelavent subjects posted here, how can I say something interesting?

You know what kid? You're playing (very, very badly) at being the intellectual here. You're about as transparent a pane of glass. Go play somewhere else if you want nothing to do with God.

And perhaps you can tell me "how" I'm "playing" at being intellectual, before you start criticising me. In fact, I think that you were "playing" at being smart then, failing at that rather miserably too.

May I suggest the nearest railyard or freeway, Lard Justice?

You may meet your Creator sooner than you think!

May I suggest that you do the same, I think you'll find that you'll find a few pretty lights to play with whilst "God" is contemplating when the next lorry should hit you - Or perhaps one of those drivers just doesn't see you.

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Oh, and I do find it quite amusing that you've changed my name - Not a good way to win an argument fairly, is it? You have certain powers on these forums, and in my eye you are abusing them in an unfair way. In what way does my name being changed help you argue your point in any way?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from England.

Perhaps you could say something interesting and not as insulting, for me to dabate in an interesting manner with you. If all I get is insults and irrelavent subjects posted here, how can I say something interesting?

Friend, this is not a "dabate" forum. Take a look at THIS.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Hello from England.

Well mr. Justice, you sure seem eager to "debate". Are you one of those long haired guys from the beach that complain about everything?

[Trixxie]

Re: Hello from England.

Well as you is from England therefor you is a fag and unsavable anyway