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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666

    #121
    Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

    Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
    Moreover "Thou shall have no other gods before me" implies that there ARE, in fact, Other gods. instead of claiming to be the One true God and commanding not to put any before him, why did God not just say "I am the only God, there are no other gods"?
    Let me quote some scripture to flatten your case...

    Originally posted by The Next Testament, Motel Revelation 8:23
    There is only one God but SPACESHIP JESUS and the MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ is his prophet.
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • Mechanix
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2009
      • 122

      #122
      Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

      Wow, Helmholtz, that's pretty out there. Pretty sure the other members of this forum don't even buy into that spaceship stuff.

      Do they call you crazy too??

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #123
        Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

        Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
        Do they call you crazy too??
        MDI is a protected class, now. Be nice to MP. What did he ever do to hurt you?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Mechanix
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2009
          • 122

          #124
          Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

          last post didn't seem to appear. anyway lets try again. does spaceship Jesus count as accepting Christ as your savior?

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #125
            Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

            Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
            What about the whole "Commandments" thing?? It only applies to God's chosen people.

            Moreover,
            Originally posted by God
            "Thou shall have no other gods before me"
            implies that there ARE, in fact, Other gods. instead of claiming to be the One true God and commanding not to put any before him, why did God not just say "I am the only God, there are no other gods"?
            True, if you want to go to heaven you have follow God's Law. The rest of them chose to burn in Hell.

            If you are trying to push some stupid idea that the Old Testament applies only to Jews give it a rest. Jesus made it clear that deal is open to everyone now.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 666

              #126
              Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

              Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
              Wow, Helmholtz, that's pretty out there. Pretty sure the other members of this forum don't even buy into that spaceship stuff.

              Do they call you crazy too??
              It may be "out there", but whoever said the Truth would be palatable?

              No one else on this forum has accepted my preachings as truth, however, everyone here at Landover is very warm and generous and they accept me despite our religious differences. It really irks me when newbie trolls come here and say things like "You guys are intolerant! You hate all other beliefs" because that's such a pile of horse feces. I am proof that Landover is open-minded and courteous, for I speak what could be deemed heresy in their eyes, yet they let me stay and leave me in peace.

              And no, I'm not crazy. Why would you say that???
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              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • Mechanix
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2009
                • 122

                #127
                Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                I never said that the Old Testament applied only to the Jews. Your pastor said that it only applies to God's chosen people. see for yourself

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekeil
                To help you along the path toward Salvation©, I'll give you this much; The Ten Commandments were given to God's chosen people, and they applied only to them. It's just like "love your neighbor," God doesn't mean we should love a queer or some witch scum. He means each other, as in His chosen.


                I catually posted the exact same quote on the previous page. I'm not pushing anything. those are your pastor's exact words. It was his justification for saying "Thou Shall Not Kill" doens't apply when talking about people who are not God's Chosen

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                • Mechanix
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2009
                  • 122

                  #128
                  Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                  I also wanted to reply to you, Helmholtz. I'm fairly certain that I've never talked about people here being completely intolerant and I don't think I used the word "hate" either. I'm not about to go back thru 13 pages to make sure, but If I did, feel free to call me out on it if I did and I will gladly rescend that statement

                  I'm glad to see that they accept you. Its a shining ray of hope.

                  Oh and for Mary. I meant no offense by saying "Rock". (Mary cited me with an infraction for accusing her of being old enough to need a rocking chair)

                  What I meant by that is that I agree with what you said and appreciate it. I find you to be an intriguing individual that is destined for greatness.

                  With greatest respect.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #129
                    Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                    Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                    I never said that the Old Testament applied only to the Jews. Your pastor said that it only applies to God's chosen people. see for yourself

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                    I catually posted the exact same quote on the previous page. I'm not pushing anything. those are your pastor's exact words. It was his justification for saying "Thou Shall Not Kill" doens't apply when talking about people who are not God's Chosen
                    And?

                    If you think that exempts you Goat Worshiping Witch from God's law think again. Jesus will make sure you are damned for worshiping false gods as well as killing people along with being damned for not being one of His Chosen.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Mechanix
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2009
                      • 122

                      #130
                      Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                      my point is that I am not the one saying that the commandments apply to every one. your people are. I'm simply pointing out the flaw in that

                      that flaw being that it can't apply ONLY TO GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE and everyone. hence the word ONLY.

                      You, (Bobby-Joe) said that Jesus made it clear that deal is open to everyone now.

                      Your Pastor seems to disagree. Otherwise "Thou Shall not Kill" would apply to everyone. As would "Love thy Neighbor".

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #131
                        Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                        Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                        my point is that I am not the one saying that the commandments apply to every one. your people are. I'm simply pointing out the flaw in that

                        that flaw being that it can't apply ONLY TO GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE and everyone. hence the word ONLY.

                        You, (Bobby-Joe) said that Jesus made it clear that deal is open to everyone now.

                        Your Pastor seems to disagree. Otherwise "Thou Shall not Kill" would apply to everyone. As would "Love thy Neighbor".
                        Listen very carefully Mechanix since your baby blood drinking mind is clearly confused.
                        • EVERYONE is damned to hell for the crime of existing due to the fall of Adam. No EXCEPTIONS
                        • However God has decided to be merciful and sent His son Jesus Christ to save us.
                        • This only happens if you turn your life over to Jesus and follow ALL of His laws and commandments.
                        • Because God has perfect knowledge He already knows who will do this. That is why the saved are the Chosen Elect. God chose to make us this way when He created the world.


                        Additionally; we TRUE Christians(tm) do not kill anyone. Those who break God's law kill themselves using us Christians as their suicide instrument.

                        Got it?

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Mechanix
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2009
                          • 122

                          #132
                          Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                          Yeah. still waiting for that to happen too. I love how you people justify murder by saying that non-True Christians choose to die by the hand of True Christians.

                          and I repeat. Open invitation. come and get me.

                          The point I was making is that YOUR God acknowledges that there are other Gods. those Gods have shown themselves to THIER people in different ways. Every religious doctrine claims to be the single truth.

                          Ever think that maybe God, being all knowing, could possibly have realized that many hundreds of thousands of people would not have had access to what was given to the Hebrew people so long ago, and as a result, have different traditions and beliefs

                          This is just me hypothesising. I know you will not accept it as truth. Ignore it if you like.

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                          • Mechanix
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • May 2009
                            • 122

                            #133
                            Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                            Just a thought. If God did not want all of us to be damned to hell, why did he put the stupid tree in the garden to begin with? and why did he allow Lucifer to get anywhere near Eve? He knew it was going to happen, didn't he? Sounds like a sick, twisted trick to me.

                            If God truly loves all of his people, why did he allow that? Furthermore, Did he create man for the sole purpose of having someone to worship him? Knowing full well that he planned to destroy all he created further down the line?

                            Not mocking, simply looking for Clarification.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #134
                              Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                              Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                              Just a thought. If God did not want all of us to be damned to hell, why did he put the stupid tree in the garden to begin with? and why did he allow Lucifer to get anywhere near Eve? He knew it was going to happen, didn't he? Sounds like a sick, twisted trick to me.

                              If God truly loves all of his people, why did he allow that? Furthermore, Did he create man for the sole purpose of having someone to worship him? Knowing full well that he planned to destroy all he created further down the line?

                              Not mocking, simply looking for Clarification.
                              God is perfect so there for God is good so therefor God hates evil. That is why He creates evil people and gave them free will; so He can punish them.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Mechanix
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2009
                                • 122

                                #135
                                Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                                God creates people with the sole purpose of punishing them??

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