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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #106
    Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

    Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
    I can sort of understand why some people here would totally cast me out, but you, I just don't get. I mean, if the only criteria for going to heaven is accepting Christ, then I think you qualify. Hey, there was even a thread on here that said that if Hitler accepted Christ, he's in heaven.

    Anyway, that's why I hang out here; to attempt to understand how it is that some people just want to watch the world burn, and strongly believe that there are only a select few that get to be saved
    Far more than just accepting Christ friend; you must turn your life over to Jesus and show Jesus how much you love Him by Tithing to His church. Only then will you escape the pits of hell and burning like Gandi.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Mechanix
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2009
      • 122

      #107
      Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

      How does that not apply to our new Catholic friend? (or more to the point, how do you KNOW that doesn't apply to our new Catholic friend??)

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #108
        Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

        Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
        How does that not apply to our new Catholic friend?
        Catlix are not Christians
        (or more to the point, how do you KNOW that doesn't apply to our new Catholic friend??)
        Search for "Why Catholics are not Christian" using the search facility above.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Mechanix
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2009
          • 122

          #109
          Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

          I did. I am not saying that I myself adhere do Catholisicm in the least. They too, believe that my kind are devil worshipers and should be killed. I was just wondering. but thanks for the insight on your views of Catholics.

          I also found a number of other things whilste combing through your forum. For example, you all damn homosexuality,(and have here) but there was a thread in september of 2006 when Sister Mary spoke of the Lesbianism she saw and took part in while in the convent. This was followed by several members of this church including Pastor Zeke drooling for full details and video of it.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
          Sister, I have a rather urgent request. Would you please continue with your testimony?.... PLEASE, PLEASE continue your narration, that we might read and re-read (in our prayer closets) the specifics of the perversions you were forced to indulge in. Leave no details out.

          Waiting anxiously with a circle of earnest, excited Brothers, faith as hard as a rock for Jesus....

          Hurry please!
          Or perhaps a video narration? Would it be too much to ask for a person, private recital, say tonight right after our Brother's Prayer Circle

          You don't even all live by your own standards. Is lust not a sin? as well as hypocracy? The good pastor was not the only one to respond in such a manner, I just thought it was the most relevant. Even the dumbest person can see the innuendo present there. not to say that any of you are dumb, I do not believe that in the least. I'm just saying, its there for all to see.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #110
            Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

            Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
            [...]You don't even all live by your own standards. Is lust not a sin?
            You have lost me completely. If someone were to seek spiritual guidance from you on a matter of, say theft, would you not want to know the fullest circumstances or would you just say, "Ah Yes, theft, don't steal." and leave it at that?
            Even the dumbest person can see the innuendo present there. not to say that any of you are dumb, I do not believe that in the least. I'm just saying, its there for all to see.
            A few verses from Romans:
            8:26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
            8:27 And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the mind of the Spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God.
            8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Ovomaltine(R)
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2009
              • 9

              #111
              Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

              @ Mechanix : I certainly don't think you deserve death nor damnation !!! Nor does, as far as I know, any catholic I know. You have a different religion, so what ? Should I hate you for that ? Of course no !
              Besides, Paganism isn't a harmful religion — if I got it right, it's about nature and living in harmony with everything. Sounds more balanced than many other religions, that's for sure !

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #112
                Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                Originally posted by Ovomaltine® View Post
                @ Mechanix : I certainly don't think you deserve death nor damnation !!! Nor does, as far as I know, any catholic I know. You have a different religion, so what ? Should I hate you for that ? Of course no !
                Besides, Paganism isn't a harmful religion — if I got it right, it's about nature and living in harmony with everything. Sounds more balanced than many other religions, that's for sure !
                You feel that way because Catholicism is just paganism dressed up as Christianity. Heck, the Pope is just the old chief pagan priest of Rome.

                Paganism puts nature before man (God's image) Therefore paganism is an attack up on God so pagans are evil people who hate Christians.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Mechanix
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2009
                  • 122

                  #113
                  Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                  You got it all wrong, Bobby-Joe. Paganism does not put nature before man, but rather views the world in such a way that both are equal. divinity is seen in the essence of all things that live, and in the harmony in which the universe operates. I believe that I am one with the Earth (was not Adam created from the Earth).

                  @Ovaltine. I appreciate your kind words. I have, in fact met many a Catholic that feel as the people on this forum do. I did not intend to judge all Catholics, as I have also met many that are rather kind and open-minded.

                  @ Ezekiel Bathfire. Theft and pornography are two different things. And do you really need to know the full details of theft anyway? In general, stealing is wrong. I might ask why that person felt the need to steal something, but I don't think it would be necessary to have them describe to me every footstep, every action during the course of the theft.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #114
                    Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                    Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                    Theft and pornography are two different things.
                    Yet they both land you into the very same Lake of Fire if you don't repent.
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                    • Mechanix
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2009
                      • 122

                      #115
                      Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                      That's my exact point, Mary! Thank you so much for agreeing with me! To get excited over the things you spoke of in that forum long ago (and going as far as asking for a private recital, and video), is sinful, is it not?

                      Thanks so much, Mary. You Rock

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #116
                        Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                        Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                        That's my exact point, Mary! Thank you so much for agreeing with me! To get excited over the things you spoke of in that forum long ago (and going as far as asking for a private recital, and video), is sinful, is it not?

                        Thanks so much, Mary. You Rock
                        Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but the only "rock" you're going to see down in hell is the molten kind. Being a heathen witch is going to land you in the lake of fire for all eternity, even if you never steal.

                        Personally, as a True Christian(tm) Pastor who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul, I can't wait to watch you burn.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Mechanix
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2009
                          • 122

                          #117
                          Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                          Hey! Pastor! I was wondering if I was ever gonna hear from you again. I thought you'd chosen to ignore me. Glad to have you back! Maybe you can explain some of the questions I've been pondering since we last spoke

                          For example, you said

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekeil
                          To help you along the path toward Salvation©, I'll give you this much; The Ten Commandments were given to God's chosen people, and they applied only to them. It's just like "love your neighbor," God doesn't mean we should love a queer or some witch scum. He means each other, as in His chosen.
                          wouldn't that also mean that the First Commandment, "Thou shall have no other gods before me", would only apply to God's Chosen People??

                          Oh and you referred to me as a witch again. Does that mean that I can re-open the challenge??

                          I appreciate your apathy toward my eternal soul. You said "I'm sorry to tell you this, but...." Which I take to mean that you don't actually WANT to see anyone burn. you'd rather everyone be "saved". Maybe I'm wrong, but I'd like to think that you're not really the kind of people that honest and truly want to watch the world burn to the ground.

                          Glad you're back, Pastor. You're knowledge of Theocracy has provided many an anwer to my questions.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #118
                            Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                            Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                            I appreciate your apathy toward my eternal soul. You said "I'm sorry to tell you this, but...." Which I take to mean that you don't actually WANT to see anyone burn. you'd rather everyone be "saved". Maybe I'm wrong, but I'd like to think that you're not really the kind of people that honest and truly want to watch the world burn to the ground.
                            Of course we don’t want to see you burn in the hereafter, that is why we are trying to help you to salvation you horrible monster. You do not know how close you are to bobbing on Satan’s barbed tallywacker for all eternity. Repent before it is too late.

                            If you do burn, which seems very likely, Jesus promises He will console us over your everlasting pain.
                            Isaiah 25:8 ,..and the Lord GOD will wipe away tears from off all faces;…

                            So we will be able to endure site of the pain you so richly deserve (if you don’t repent)

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Mechanix
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2009
                              • 122

                              #119
                              Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                              What about the whole "Commandments" thing?? It only applies to God's chosen people.

                              Moreover,[QUOTE=God] "Thou shall have no other gods before me"[QUOTE] implies that there ARE, in fact, Other gods. instead of claiming to be the One true God and commanding not to put any before him, why did God not just say "I am the only God, there are no other gods"?

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                              • Mechanix
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2009
                                • 122

                                #120
                                Re: Mechanix Defends Paganism; Spits on Jesus

                                to correct,
                                Originally posted by God
                                Thou shall have no other gods before me

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