Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

[QueerSatanworshipingTroll]

In the Bible, the word Antichrist is only used as a description of people who don't believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ. He is not described as one satanic entity - as the beast of Revelation which many people believe - but as a person, any person, who deviates from the Christian orthodoxy.

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Religions are easy to invent. Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith...

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Spiritual Satanism is a life loving religion. Satan accepts us as we are, but guides us to advance ourselves to where we evolve to a higher level. Spiritual Satanists are free to live their lives as they choose.

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There is something ticklish in "the truth" and in the search for the truth; and if a man goes about it too humanely, I wager he find nothing!

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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.

The biggest weakness of all is not knowing your weaknesses.

[QueerSatanworshipingTroll]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

Look at me I'm Bro Jeb Thurmond, harrassing and insulting people who have an opinion of their own. Sacrificing his whole life to avoid the reality. Please go on and live in a lie, live your only life restricted, oblivious and sad. Toleration is the word you failed to comprehend in your life time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

In the Bible, the word Antichrist is only used as a description of people who don't believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ. He is not described as one satanic entity - as the beast of Revelation which many people believe

Job:1:7: And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
Job:1:8: And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
Job:1:9: Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?-

Seems pretty much as if you have it wrong

but as a person, any person, who deviates from the Christian orthodoxy.

Oh Really? and you have Scripture for that?

Religions are easy to invent.

Of course, all ancient peasant societies, mired in ignorance and superstition invented gods, which is why we must ensure we worship the One True God. One with a proven provenance in the Bible - One Who created the Heavens and The Earth

Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith...

I think this is a little harsh; instead of obfuscation, this is the lack of understanding that many yhave who do not have faith; as far as interpretation is concerned, all Bible verses are clear to those who believe; as far as guilt is concerned, who would not want to give of their best through faith? And Unreasoned? Surely Faith is trust - we are asked to be trusting like little children. What is your point?

Spiritual Satanism is a life loving religion. Satan accepts us as we are, but guides us to advance ourselves to where we evolve to a higher level. Spiritual Satanists are free to live their lives as they choose.

Now I'm puzzled, you have already said how people invent religions, and here you are inventing one! (and you're not even an ignorant peasant.)

Where is your Holy Book, written at God's Command that tells us this?

There is something ticklish in "the truth" and in the search for the truth; and if a man goes about it too humanely, I wager he find nothing!

Gibberish!

The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.

"Logic" implies critical thinking, and God is ineffable - we therefore cannot comprehend nor apply earthly logic - surely any idiot can see that?

Look at me I'm Bro Jeb Thurmond, harrassing and insulting people who have an opinion of their own. Sacrificing his whole life to avoid the reality. Please go on and live in a lie, live your only life restricted, oblivious and sad. Toleration is the word you failed to comprehend in your life time.

You will receive a large juicy infraction - this spewing of personal hatreds is simply not permitted - think what Baby Jesus would think!

[Add Color]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

You seem to be one of those border bunnies I am hearing so much about. You lot multiply so rapidly.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

You seem to be one of those border bunnies I am hearing so much about. You lot multiply so rapidly.

Brother Bathfire is surely not a lazy wetback.

[Add Color]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

I was speaking to the original poster. Of course, I understand your lack of understanding. Your gender clearly explains that.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

I was speaking to the original poster. Of course, I understand your lack of understanding. Your gender clearly explains that.

A woman who can bake a fine pie can also suggest you quote the fool you are rebuking.
Do this and maybe I'll one day let you try my pie.

[Add Color]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

A woman who can bake a fine pie can also suggest you quote the fool you are rebuking.
Do this and maybe I'll one day let you try my pie.

I guess your request isn't too much to ask for, I thought this time it was obvious though, seeing as how I usually do use quotes. Pie sounds good, I am quite hungry after all.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

I guess your quest isn't too much to ask for, I thought this time it was obvious though, seeing as how I usually do use quotes. Pie sounds good, I am quite hungry after all.

This was the first of your posts I've read. I see a respectable Christian friendship developing. Perhaps one day I will even let you sample one of my best pies, young man. I call it The Mrs. Robinson.

[Add Color]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

I thank you kindly for posting the quote, you allowed me to see a type-o I had made earlier.

I also thank you for considering allowing me to try one of your pies.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

This was the first of your posts I've read. I see a respectable Christian friendship developing. Perhaps one day I will even let you sample one of my best pies, young man. I call it The Mrs. Robinson.

Sister Clampett, I advise a little discretion in who you let sample you baked goods. This Color person is new here, and you know how colored boys are, what with their penchant for pie thievery and whatnot.

Maybe invite him over for a slice, just a taste if you will. No need to lay out a whole spread right away. Let him earn a crack at an entire pie later, when he has proven he is worthy and righteous.

Just a bit of advice, one Christian to another. Go with God.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

Sister Clampett, I advise a little discretion in who you let sample you baked goods. This Color person is new here, and you know how colored boys are, what with their penchant for pie thievery and whatnot.

Maybe invite him over for a slice, just a taste if you will. No need to lay out a whole spread right away. Let him earn a crack at an entire pie later, when he has proven he is worthy and righteous.

Just a bit of advice, one Christian to another. Go with God.

Thank you Captain. I plan on being very cautious, especially since the Godly Husband is very jealous of my pie. He has had exclusive consumption of said pie for years and doesn't always give the pie the attention it deserves. At almost 35 years of age I wouldn't be at all adverse to training a young man in the fine art of pie appreciation. It will educate him in treating the pie of a young bride with love and respect. Pies must be savored properly, lest the sweetness turns to sour. I will have this young man prove himself just and true before allowing him even a crumb of pie.

[Add Color]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

Sister Clampett, I advise a little discretion in who you let sample you baked goods. This Color person is new here, and you know how colored boys are, what with their penchant for pie thievery and whatnot.

Maybe invite him over for a slice, just a taste if you will. No need to lay out a whole spread right away. Let him earn a crack at an entire pie later, when he has proven he is worthy and righteous.

Just a bit of advice, one Christian to another. Go with God.

I assure you, I am no colored boy.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

Nurse,

I would very much like to try your pie one day as well. My favorite is when they are nice and hot, and when it reaches my tongue, I embrace myself in the sweet moist flavor. I tend to be quite voracious when I eat pie as my mouth works every corner and my tongue reaches deep into the pie to capture the pleasure it brings to my mouth.

Perhaps, when your husband is away one day, I could swing by the house and try some?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Look at me, I'm smoking pot and writing stuff backwards!

Nurse,

I would very much like to try your pie one day as well. My favorite is when they are nice and hot, and when it reaches my tongue, I embrace myself in the sweet moist flavor. I tend to be quite voracious when I eat pie as my mouth works every corner and my tongue reaches deep into the pie to capture the pleasure it brings to my mouth.

Perhaps, when your husband is away one day, I could swing by the house and try some?

Goodness! So far three men have commented on my pie. Let's see;
The Mile High Club for the Good Captain
The Show Me Outer Space for MP Helmholtz
The Mrs. Robinson for Add Color

The Godly Husband will be on the Late Spring Homo Hunt with his pals for a couple of weeks. It looks like I'm going to be a busy little beaver.
Then I'm going to have to spend the rest of my life in my Prayer Closet.