Who is Jesus again??

[666yum]

Wow. I can not believe that there are still people who actually believe in god. You are dumb. However, the part in the bible where Jack grows the beanstalk is amazing. Oh never mind that was not in the bible; I was thinking of the part where Jonas lives in a whale for two days. I sometimes mix up the bible with fairytales. Immaculate conception is not possible, Mary was just a whore. But its alright, immaculate conception was written out of the New Testament so maybe we can rewrite the entire bible every time an aspect is proven wrong by science. The bible was written before modern science so there can not be any scientific facts in it. Regarding this post: masturbation reduces the risk testicular and cervical cancer (proven by science) so god must want you to increase your chances of getting cancer and you don't have the right to judge people or punish them for anything (according to the law and the bible). The bible also infers that the Earth is only about 5000 years old. Carbon dating that correlates with the depths of fossils found proves that Earth is about 4 billion years old. Also evolution has been proven, anyone who has taken a general biology course in college can see that genetic mutations change all of the DNA after the point of mutation and with the right combo... monkey-->human happens. There aren't any variances because it wouldn't work otherwise, its just chance. Infinite time = infinite possibilities (4 billion years is almost infinite). People just stick with religion because they want to believe that there is something more out there for what they can not explain. You only became a christian because people around you were also Christians so it was the popular thing to do and they influenced you in some way. If you grew up in an Islamic community you would be Muslim (but still wrong). It doesn't matter how YOU "found god" he did not come find you. He doesn't talk to you either and if you have voices speaking to you...that's just crazy. Miracles are bullllllshit. It is also psychologically deteriorating restrict your life and to guilt yourself for "sinning." If I am wrong and go to hell (with all the cool people and bands), oh well, I am just one person. If you are wrong...so is a huge population of the world and you wasted your life for a religion that is fake. fartlickers.

[Natashia]

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Wow. I can not believe that there are still people who actually believe in god. You are dumb. However, the part in the bible where Jack grows the beanstalk is amazing. Oh never mind that was not in the bible; I was thinking of the part where Jonas lives in a whale for two days. I sometimes mix up the bible with fairytales. Immaculate conception is not possible, Mary was just a whore. But its alright, immaculate conception was written out of the New Testament so maybe we can rewrite the entire bible every time an aspect is proven wrong by science. The bible was written before modern science so there can not be any scientific facts in it. Regarding this post: masturbation reduces the risk testicular and cervical cancer (proven by science) so god must want you to increase your chances of getting cancer and you don't have the right to judge people or punish them for anything (according to the law and the bible). The bible also infers that the Earth is only about 5000 years old. Carbon dating that correlates with the depths of fossils found proves that Earth is about 4 billion years old. Also evolution has been proven, anyone who has taken a general biology course in college can see that genetic mutations change all of the DNA after the point of mutation and with the right combo... monkey-->human happens. There aren't any variances because it wouldn't work otherwise, its just chance. Infinite time = infinite possibilities (4 billion years is almost infinite). People just stick with religion because they want to believe that there is something more out there for what they can not explain. You only became a christian because people around you were also Christians so it was the popular thing to do and they influenced you in some way. If you grew up in an Islamic community you would be Muslim (but still wrong). It doesn't matter how YOU "found god" he did not come find you. He doesn't talk to you either and if you have voices speaking to you...that's just crazy. Miracles are bullllllshit. It is also psychologically deteriorating restrict your life and to guilt yourself for "sinning." If I am wrong and go to hell (with all the cool people and bands), oh well, I am just one person. If you are wrong...so is a huge population of the world and you wasted your life for a religion that is fake. fartlickers.

You are misguided - I do not hate you, but I do pity you. I wish you luck on your future endeavors, and though you do not love me, I love you as Jesus loves you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wow. I can not believe that there are still people who actually believe in god. You are dumb.

You mean dumb like President Obama and Hillary Clinton? And dumb like nearly all Americans, given that less than 2% identify as either "atheist" or "agnostic"? Dumb like the vast majority of the world's population?

If your profanity- and grammatical error-laden run-on paragraph (sometimes referred to as a "Wall of Text") is indicative of the intellect to which we should aspire . . . I think I'd rather be "dumb".

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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tl;dr

and there were no paragraphs. I would be obliged if someone could knock out an executive summary of the above post - does it contain anything of interest?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Immaculate conception is not possible, Mary was just a whore. But its alright, immaculate conception was written out of the New Testament so maybe we can rewrite the entire bible every time an aspect is proven wrong by science.

You're confusing the virgin birth of Our Lord with the Romanist myth of immaculate conception. Before coming to our discussion board to attack our beliefs, maybe you could do a little research into what we believe.

[Natashia]

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You mean dumb like President Obama and Hillary Clinton? And dumb like nearly all Americans, given that less than 2% identify as either "atheist" or "agnostic"? Dumb like the vast majority of the world's population?

If your profanity- and grammatical error-laden run-on paragraph (sometimes referred to as a "Wall of Text") is indicative of the intellect to which we should aspire . . . I think I'd rather be "dumb".

President Obama is actually a well known Christian.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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President Obama is actually a well known Christian.

That was my point.

So is Hillary Clinton.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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President Obama is actually a well known Christian.

The next time you post on our discussion board, I suggest that you do so on a stepladder, so that the point to which you're responding won't go over your head.

[Natashia]

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That was my point.

So is Hillary Clinton.

My bad, I misread your original post. I apologize.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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President Obama is actually a well known Christian.

Unlike you and your fag buddies, who are well-known perverts and God-mockers.