[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

YOU ARE JUST PISSED BECAUSE MORE GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME THAN YOU AND YOUR WHOLE MOLESTER PASTOR MAN LOOK.

You have the audacity to insult a Landover elder? Now I know you are sick in the head.

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

You have the audacity to insult a Landover elder? Now I know you are sick in the head.

I don't care who the hell you are.

So, I'm just wondering is this a real church?
I mean do you actually have a building and services?
Where you actually worship God?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

YOU ARE JUST PISSED BECAUSE MORE GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME THAN YOU AND YOUR WHOLE MOLESTER PASTOR MAN LOOK.

So you ARE a lesbian? And here I trusted you.

You dont even know what I look like.

Should we care?

nor do you know anything about me.

You've shown enough.

I am soon going to be married to a TRUE CHRISTIAN
WHO ISN'T piffleED UP IN THE HEAD

He must have some sort of mental illness to be fooled by you.

LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

We are all True Christians. The AV1611 is our guide.

and I have been responding to
what you have been saying.
you guys just dont realize it
and are stuck on thinking im lesbian.
quit lusting for it is a sin.

It wasn't until this last post of yours that I thought you were a lesbian. I have no lust. It is a sin.

The University of Pittsburgh is not good enough for me
but thank you for asking me.

So you are some sort of elitist like Professor X?

and God did not comand it you dumbass.

God commands everything. It is not wise to taunt God by calling Him a "dumbass".

and im sure Jesus led me to some piffleed made up website.
maybe for entertainment?

Perhaps to save you from Hell.

I have nothing better do to.

Jesus is making sure of that.

and this is cracking my shit up.

I suggest more fiber in your diet. And watch that language!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

YOU ARE JUST PISSED BECAUSE MORE GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME THAN YOU AND YOUR WHOLE MOLESTER PASTOR MAN LOOK.

Whoa, slow down missy! (See, gentlemen...this is what happens when females post without their boyfriend's or husband's permission) I am NOT a Child Molestor!

I will be the first to openly admit my sinful ways of my past. Yes I've done some ungodly disgusting unnatural perverted acts, but molesting children is not one of them! I am an ex-Gay and have had sex with thousands of men. I've even been arrested for soliciting handjobs in K-Mart bathrooms. I've done a lot of sick stuff, yes.

But shame on you for calling me a molestor!

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Are you a hot lipstick lesbian, or a hairy butch? I need to know for a special Biblical study that I am conducting.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I don't care who the hell you are.

You should.

So, I'm just wondering is this a real church?
I mean do you actually have a building and services?
Where you actually worship God?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Jessup]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

You are obviously a deranged lunatic.

Go ahead and marry your so called "Christian" lesbian lover. The Federal Government does not recognize gay marriages now anyway. Thank the Lord!

Enjoy your trip to hell bimbo! I hope that you end up marrying a true Christian man who makes sure to give you a proper beating every day in order to keep that big fat mouth from going off every few minutes.


Like my dear old Christian pappy you say:

A woman without grace,
who don’t know her place,
needs a firm spanking…..
plus a punch in the face!



The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.........Amen!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I don't care who the hell you are.

So, I'm just wondering is this a real church?
I mean do you actually have a building and services?
Where you actually worship God?

Landover Baptist Church is a real church located in Freehold, Iowa. Are you willing to admit that you are wrong and come down to our great church to be Saved(c)? It is not too late to repent your wanton, lesbian ways, Christi.

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Whoa, slow down missy! (See, gentlemen...this is what happens when females post without their boyfriend's or husband's permission) I am NOT a Child Molestor!

I will be the first to openly admit my sinful ways of my past. Yes I've done some ungodly disgusting unnatural perverted acts, but molesting children is not one of them! I am an ex-Gay and have had sex with thousands of men. I've even been arrested for soliciting handjobs in K-Mart bathrooms. I've done a lot of sick stuff, yes.

But shame on you for calling me a molestor!

You are one sick FUCK aren't you?!

AND I DONT NEED PERMISSION
OR TO BE WATCHED WHEN I DO THINGS.
I AM A HUMAN, I AM AN ADULT
I DO NOT NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE A KID.




I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian, EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT WHATSOEVER A LESBIAN, dumb fucks.


and where is this church?
Me and my soon to be husband would LOVE to attend
and see all you warm welcoming faces.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

^^^She may be a Cuban spy. I will refrain from judgment as she may also be a hot lipstick lesbian. I am awaiting photographic evidence brother.

[Shinigami]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

i am not a lesbian

do you all really pull this shit out of your ass?

this is a cult for real.

We are not a cult. We are Christians and that is a NOT a CULT. Why do you hate us for telling you that you need to change your ways? Why do you spew such hate and make so degrading comments to us. Helping you is what we want to do and you don't even have a hint of courtesy! Is it too much to ask for some politeness! You came to us and not us to you, listen up little girl! There is no salvation outside of Christ. You should leave if all you want to do is keep this up and spew hate on us. We are happy to know that we have made your demons manifest with so little work. Maybe you can still repent and make a donation/tithe via PayPal! God wants you to spend your money wisely and there is no wiser way to spend it than a tithe via Paypal. Come on and do it!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

That's all I need to hear!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

You are one sick piffle aren't you?!

MP tends to be a bit eccentric but Jesus speaks to him directly, so he has to deal with that.

AND I DONT NEED PERMISSION

Yes you do. From your father now and from your husband when you marry.

OR TO BE WATCHED WHEN I DO THINGS.

Amateur pornograhpy is not a suitable topic of discussion here.

I AM A HUMAN, I AM AN ADULT
I DO NOT NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE A KID.

When you behave as an adult you will be treated as an adult.

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian, EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT WHATSOEVER A LESBIAN, dumb piffles.

So you are bi-sexual? Same thing as a lesbian. You're bound for Hell.

and where is this church?
Me and my soon to be husband would LOVE to attend
and see all you warm welcoming faces.

Freehold, Iowa. You will be welcomed.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian

She told me that photographic evidence is on the way. My project is almost complete. Bless her for her forthcoming.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I DONT NEED PERMISSION OR TO BE WATCHED WHEN I DO THINGS.
I AM A HUMAN, I AM AN ADULT
I DO NOT NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE A KID.

No, you need to be treated like a heterosexual woman, with a husband that has such a generous heart that he can give discipline after discipline to keep you in line.

Tell me, has your dyke lover been abusing you? Is that why you are taking out your insecurities out on this board?

Well, too bad. That's what you reap after sowing the seeds of homosexuality.