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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666

    #61
    Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

    Originally posted by christi View Post
    Pray for me while you are at it because obviously I am exactly everything ^^^^^She^^^^ said....while I do free running
    and smoke weeed. ....oh yes I get lots of pussy all the time
    oh baby....I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK WITH ALL MY LESBIAN LOVERS.
    Don't worry about my homosexual escapades....I've already spilled the beans on this forum about them....it's YOUR turn...

    YOU TELL US...What kind of sick, depraved lesbian acts have you done? And please be as graphic and descriptive as possible, so we may understand the depths of your perversity.
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
      Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
      Forum Member
      • May 2009
      • 666

      #62
      Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

      Originally posted by laurenloveschrist View Post
      ATHEISM FOR THE MOTHER FVCKING WIN BITCHES!
      Cleanup on Aisle Five. Another /b/tarded 4chan troll pissed his pants again.
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      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

      Hosea 9:7
      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • laurenloveschrist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2009
        • 9

        #63
        Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

        In addition, if your church were real, I would bring a god damned paintball gun to the good old LBC and BAP BAP BAP!

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        • Tertius The Scribe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 452

          #64
          Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

          Originally posted by christi View Post
          Pray for me while you are at it because obviously I am exactly everything she said.

          actually I am.
          I would listen to such horrible music. I do free running
          and smoke weed.

          yes I get [censored] all the time

          PLEASE BAPTIZE ME IN MY LIVING ROOM.
          I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK WITH ALL MY LESBIAN LOVERS.
          Aha! A public admittal! Time to adminster the ducking test!

          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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          • christi
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2009
            • 20

            #65
            Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            Don't worry about my homosexual escapades....I've already spilled the beans on this forum about them....it's YOUR turn...

            YOU TELL US...What kind of sick, depraved lesbian acts have you done? And please be as graphic and descriptive as possible, so we may understand the depths of your perversity.

            you just want to jack off to them.
            while you stare a jesus, you sick f*ck.

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            • Tertius The Scribe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 452

              #66
              Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

              Originally posted by laurenloveschrist View Post
              In addition, if your church were real, I would bring a god damned paintball gun to the good old LBC and BAP BAP BAP!
              Wow, what a rebel.

              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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              • Shinigami
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 116

                #67
                Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                Originally posted by laurenloveschrist View Post
                In addition, if your church were real, I would bring a god damned paintball gun to the good old LBC and BAP BAP BAP!
                The Department for the Defense of the Faith has every bit of dox that exists on you and everything you have done is known. There is a room full of files on psych reports and even school grades from 1st grade to college. We know you and what you do every night and who you've been with. Maybe it's not a good idea to think that you can pull a fast one on us. Making threats and saying you would chose Hell is to show ignorance. You don't know Hell and you wouldn't attack us with anything. A paintball gun? Don't make me laugh.

                I will pray for you and hopefully you will repent.
                I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                • laurenloveschrist
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 9

                  #68
                  Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                  I am going to beat the hellfire out of you when the revelations come.

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                  • Brother Jessup
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 137

                    #69
                    Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                    Originally posted by christi View Post
                    I enjoy listening to folk music
                    while I do free running
                    and smoke weeed.
                    I'm not surprised......so you're just another dumb, pot smoking hippie who listens to Joan Baez.



                    Originally posted by christi View Post
                    oh yes I get lots of pussy all the time
                    oh baby!
                    Again, I'm not surprised. We all knew you were a lesbian from the beginning anyway.



                    Originally posted by christi View Post
                    actually I like dick a whole lot
                    I like dicks everywhere.
                    I'm glad you like dick. That's probably your real name and you probably have one between your legs......A very small one.



                    Originally posted by christi View Post
                    PLEASE BAPTIZE ME IN MY LIVING ROOM.
                    I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK WITH ALL MY LESBIAN LOVERS.
                    I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
                    This is probably the most truthful thing you've revealed yet.



                    The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.........Amen!
                    The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

                    And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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                    • laurenloveschrist
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 9

                      #70
                      Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                      I don't need repentance. Look up my files, or "dox", as you would say. Please find out everything about me that you can. You will discover that throughout my entire, non-believing lifetime, I have committed far less sins than yourself or anyone you know.

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                      • Tertius The Scribe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 452

                        #71
                        Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                        Originally posted by christi View Post
                        you just want to jack off to them.
                        while you stare a jesus, you sick f*ck.
                        Now you're just being ad hominem. (Or, in this case, ad homonim.)

                        You have no defense for your sinful, perverse ways, and as such, your only method is to insult the person. How childish and typical of atheist trash like you.

                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                        • Tertius The Scribe
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 452

                          #72
                          Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                          Originally posted by laurenloveschrist View Post
                          I don't need repentance. Look up my files, or "dox", as you would say. Please find out everything about me that you can. You will discover that throughout my entire, non-believing lifetime, I have committed far less sins than yourself or anyone you know.
                          You forget one thing: morality does not exist for you atheists. You merely alter the definition of "right" and "wrong" to suit it to your own purposes and only do true good when it is convenient for you and your damned soul.

                          May you repent, blasphemer.

                          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                          • christi
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 20

                            #73
                            Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                            Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                            Now you're just being ad hominem. (Or, in this case, ad homonim.)

                            You have no defense for your sinful, perverse ways, and as such, your only method is to insult the person. How childish and typical of atheist trash like you.

                            I would rather be consider atheist trash
                            than follow your brainwashed cult.


                            and while your looking up laurenloveschrist "dox"
                            look up mine too! I would love to know the information you find.
                            and im sure she is right, about the whole she's commited less sins then all of you.

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                            • laurenloveschrist
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 9

                              #74
                              Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                              I have slept with many less men than your mother has.


                              lolz

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                              • Tertius The Scribe
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 452

                                #75
                                Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

                                Originally posted by laurenloveschrist View Post
                                I have slept with many less men than your mother has.


                                lolz
                                I wouldn't be surprised. She was a Catholic whore.

                                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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