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  • #31
    Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

    Originally posted by Stella LaForte View Post
    Originally Posted by The Examined Life
    You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
    I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
    I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
    Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
    What could this be, I wonder?
    Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
    I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
    Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
    Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
    Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
    Likely not.
    You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
    You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
    You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
    Tell me, "Reverend":
    What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
    Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
    Surely it is ONLY bible study.
    Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
    You give Christians in general a bad name.
    You are not even a Christian.
    But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
    And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
    And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


    "False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
    How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!
    Is this some kind of trick? You are an admitted atheist witch. Are we now to believe you have had a sudden conversion like St. Paul, or are you an epileptic falling in and out of religious hallucinations?

    Explain this sudden change in your behavior.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • #32
      Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

      Originally posted by The Examined Life View Post
      See what you've done for me? You saved me.
      With pie.
      The pie is a lie. The cake, on the other hand, is genuine.

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      • #33
        Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

        So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

        Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

        Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

        And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.

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        • #34
          Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

          Originally posted by TheRapture View Post
          So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

          Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

          Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

          And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
          What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

          I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

          Janine Walker

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          • #35
            Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

            Originally posted by TheRapture View Post

            Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

            And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
            What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?

            "The (TM) and SM can be used with a mark by anyone who is claiming rights to that mark. There is no need to have a federal registration with the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) in order to use either the (TM) or SM symbols. Instead, a belief that the entity owns a distinctive mark as used in connection with certain goods or services is sufficient."
            Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • #36
              Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
              What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

              I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

              Janine Walker
              You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?



              Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.
              I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.

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              • #37
                Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                I came here with the wrong reasons in mind*

                .. having read Ms. Walker's statement.*

                Sorry, I just had to correct those spelling mistakes.

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                • #38
                  Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                  Originally posted by TheRapture View Post
                  You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.



                  I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.
                  Apology more than accepted. Please feel free to ask questions. We are more that eager to answer them! If you have not done so yet, please introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum!
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                    Originally posted by TheRapture View Post
                    I came here with the wrong reasons in mind*

                    .. having read Ms. Walker's statement.*

                    Sorry, I just had to correct those spelling mistakes.
                    Not to worry about spelling, my friend. Picayune issue in God's plan.

                    What matters is your Salvation. Have you been on your knees in prayer to Jesus? Have you let Him inside you to displace the "wrong reasons"?

                    In Christ
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • #40
                      Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                      Not to worry about spelling, my friend. Picayune issue in God's plan.

                      What matters is your Salvation. Have you been on your knees in prayer to Jesus? Have you let Him inside you to displace the "wrong reasons"?

                      In Christ
                      I posted my .. I guess, testimony? In a separate thread. You can help me figure things out from there.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                        Originally posted by The Examined Life View Post
                        You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
                        I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
                        I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
                        Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
                        What could this be, I wonder?
                        Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
                        I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
                        Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
                        Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
                        Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
                        Likely not.
                        You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
                        You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
                        You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
                        Tell me, "Reverend":
                        What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
                        Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
                        Surely it is ONLY bible study.
                        Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
                        You give Christians in general a bad name.
                        You are not even a Christian.
                        But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
                        And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
                        And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


                        "False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
                        Amen to that brother!...Rev. Jim Osborne is a low life piece of scum and it wont be long before he is once again exposed and jailed...what then..will he be re-born again and again and again...what o jerk...all that money and his wig still looks like it fell out of a tree..lmao!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                          What is wrong with you. Rev. Osborne was born again! Jesus Christ washed away all his sins and now he is clean as baby seal's bottom.

                          It does not matter anymore what sins he did, he is now free of all sins, Shout Glory!

                          This is what the Christianity really is. Once you repent, take Jesus in your heart and follow the Bible (KJV1611) to the LETTER, you are True Christian and you cannot sin anymore!

                          I can only have humble wish that I could be even half as much holy man as Rev. Osborne one day.

                          YiC, M
                          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                          • #43
                            Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                            ...I can only have humble wish that I could be even half as much holy man as Rev. Osborne one day...
                            Cupcakes. Thousands of them. That'll do it.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                              Welcome back, Reverend. Don't let the naysayers get you down. Remember that Brother Swaggart was born again X 3 and seems to be lapping it up on cable these days.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                              King James Bible v1611

                              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

                                Glory!!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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