Hello there!

[Bernadette Cassidy]

Nice to meet y'all! There seems to be alot of the right kind of folks in this forum, a rarity on the heathen Internet (or heathernet, as I like to call it). Hope I can make some new friends here!

In Christ,

Sister Bernadette

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Welcome, Bernadette! You will find this place is an enlightening oasis in a desert of internet stupidity! Please elaborate on yourself. What are you like? What church do you go to?

[Professor Bessemer]

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Welcom Sister! What brings you here? Do you have questions about Jesus?

Well ask away, we are here for you!

[Miss April]

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Welcame Bernadette Cassidy To Gods Favourite Forum What's your Name? How old are? Which Chruch Church Do You go to? Please Tell Us more about yourself and if you have any questions Feel Free to ask Me or Anyone Else

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Bernadette Cassidy? That sounds Papist and Irish. Are you one of Satan's minions come to tell us about the vileness that takes place in the darkness of "the confessional booth"? Because if you are you can clear off, there are women on this forum!

Anyhoo, what do you consider to be your least likeable trait? The one for which you need Jesus' help?

[Bernadette Cassidy]

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Oh my! I can see in my womanly foolishness I've negelected to fully inform everyone about my background and intentions! Thank you kindly to Brothers Helmholtz and Bessemer, and Sister April for the questions and especially to Brother Bathfire for his stern reprimand!

Some quick facts about myself:
I am the loving, submissive wife of Jed Cassidy
Sadly, I am currently without a church, as the Baptist church I was attending here in Kansas suddenly agreed to let a whore of a Catholic start teaching our innocent children about their religion in order to "broaden their theological understanding." Needless to say, Jed and I withdrew our flock straight away, and I now read to them every night from the King James Bible while Jed (currently preparing for our move to Freehold) calls home every Sunday afternoon to reiterate the surmon he heard from y'all at Landover. We'll be joining you soon as a good, moral, anti-pope and kill-the-Irish family, but for now I can at least get to know everyone on this wonderful forum!

Also, in response to Brother Helmholtz's post- I like obeying my husband, raising my children, and (I hope this isn't too brazen) baking baking soda biscuits for my husband to eat with sausage gravy (family recipe, mind you!)

Lastly, to Brother Bathfire- My biggest problem is of course that of the original sin: 1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Is there anyway I can ever be forgiven of the sins of my kind?

It was really nice to meet y'all! I hope to see everyone around!

In Christ,

Sister Bernadette

[Joe Rolandowsky]

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Sadly, I am currently without a church, as the Baptist church I was attending here in Kansas suddenly agreed to let a whore of a Catholic start teaching our innocent children about their religion in order to "broaden their theological understanding."

I assume you have removed your children from that pit.

[Bernadette Cassidy]

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Oh my goodness, of course we did Brother Rolandowsky! By the way, you have such an exotic sounding name. I hope this isn't too bold, but do you have any ties to Israel?

[Joe Rolandowsky]

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I hope this isn't too bold

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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To be fair, Brother Joe, you look a little Jewish in your avatar pic. Is that a yarmukle you're wearing? And I hope you're not reading the Torah behind that newspaper.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

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@Rev Jim

I'm no joo. The part of my hair that looks like a Yarmulke was a result of my follicles fusing together as a result of an unfortunate barbecuing accident.

I'm no joo sir!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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@Rev Jim

I'm no joo. The part of my hair that looks like a Yarmulke was a result of my follicles fusing together as a result of an unfortunate barbecuing accident.

I'm no joo sir!

LOL, I'm only teasing you, brother!

Yea, I've had my share of hair problems. My toupee natural hair sometimes get stuck together because of my liberal usage of hairspray. I don't care if it's eco-friendly or not, what matters is that Jesus wants me to look my best when I go out to preach to millions on television. No one would listen to me and accept Christ as their Savior if my hair was a tangled mess like Alan Ginsburg, would they?

[John Bois Ward]

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@Rev Jim

I'm no joo. The part of my hair that looks like a Yarmulke was a result of my follicles fusing together as a result of an unfortunate barbecuing accident.

I'm no joo sir!

Are you sure? That does look like the New York Times you are reading.

[John Bois Ward]

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Nice to meet y'all! There seems to be alot of the right kind of folks in this forum, a rarity on the heathen Internet (or heathernet, as I like to call it). Hope I can make some new friends here!

In Christ,

Sister Bernadette

Welcome. Does your husband approve of the attire you are wearing in your picture? It reveals too much flesh and may lead myself some of our weaker visitors to sinful thoughts.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome. Does your husband approve of the attire you are wearing in your picture? It reveals too much flesh and may lead myself some of our weaker visitors to sinful thoughts.

I have thought the same ideas, Brother John. However I am reluctant to judge her character on a single picture. Perhaps if Sister Bernadette posted more pictures of her, then I would be inclined to come to a conclusion.