Nice parody site

[JamboJamba]

You atheists have nothing better to do, huh? Why don't you make a parody site for Islam or Hinduism? Because you know Christianity is the truth.

Losers.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Step away from the glue, Karen, and think about the accusations you are making. If you can provide one single bit of evidence that a True Christian^tm has spoken in opposition to the Holy Bible, I will personally donate $500 dollars to the false-Christian charity of your choice. My guess is it's some hippie Jesus garbage, the kind that promotes that woke mind virus that killed Elon Musk's son and countless others.

[Johny Joe Hold]

You atheists have nothing better to do, huh? Why don't you make a parody site for Islam or Hinduism? Because you know Christianity is the truth.
Losers.

So you claim to be a Christian and then do not quote from the Bible. Only an atheist putting up a smoke screen of being "Christian" does that. Sorry, atheist, we're on to you. We were called to run this Christian site for True Christians^TM.

[Isabella White]

You atheists have nothing better to do, huh? Why don't you make a parody site for Islam or Hinduism? Because you know Christianity is the truth.

Losers.

Dear Miss Jumbo: I will be thanking you not to speak disrespectfully of , and the followers of the who congregate here. Clearly, Satan has inspired you to write those hateful words — particularly since you are recommending that we should make sites for Hindoos or Mooslimes. What you need to do — instead of picking on — is to repent of your sins and blasphemy. Only then will you ever have a chance when you stand before the on Judgment Day!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sister Isabella, I think your forceful sign did the job. The atheist accusing us of sin has been sent packing.

[Isabella White]

Sister Isabella, I think your forceful sign did the job. The atheist accusing us of sin has been sent packing.

Well, praise the for that, dear Brother Mayor Hold. We cannot be having the devil's children attempting to disrupt the sanctity of . will not tolerate it — He will not stand for such foolishness!

Proverbs 12:1 "Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish."

I Timothy 5:20 "Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Because you know Christianity is the truth.

Christians also know that Christianity is the truth.
This makes atheists and Christians the same people.
I assure you that they are not.

Losers.

The only losers around here are those who have created a god in their own image and are worshipping him.

You will find that the entire site is Biblically correct and supported by scripture. If you deny this, you are calling God a liar.

[handmaiden]

Brother Bathfire, pointing out that our erstwhile visitor has-- in his foolishness-- essentially equated atheists with Christians is so astute.

As 2 Corinthians 6:14, 15 tells us:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

[Johny Joe Hold]

We at Landover Baptist treat Christian parody with contempt. REBUKE is what we have to say about an enactment of the Last Supper be heathens in drag at the Olympic Games:

Christians react to drag Last Supper, debauchery at Paris Olympic | Entertainment (christianpost.com)

[Prayer Warrior]

You atheists

you know Christianity is the truth.

So are we atheists, or do we know Christianity is the truth?

Let me rephrase your post.

It's kind of like saying "Why are you people who don't believe in Jesus pretending to believe in Jesus? Because you know there is a Jesus and that Jesus is the truth!"

Please walk me through the logic of how you determined that we're atheists and that we can simultaneously be atheists while also knowing Christianity is the truth.

If you can't, then just take our statements at face value and acknowledge that we're sincere in our devotion to Jesus.

[Isabella White]

So are we atheists, or do we know Christianity is the truth?

Let me rephrase your post.

It's kind of like saying "Why are you people who don't believe in Jesus pretending to believe in Jesus? Because you know there is a Jesus and that Jesus is the truth!"

Please walk me through the logic of how you determined that we're atheists and that we can simultaneously be atheists while also knowing Christianity is the truth.

If you can't, then just take our statements at face value and acknowledge that we're sincere in our devotion to Jesus.

Oh, I don't think that we shall see this troubled, sinful, piece of UNSAVED TRASH at again, dear Brother Warrior. It appears that she has realized the error of her ways. And, it is entirely possible that the showed that He had no time for such blasphemous shenanigans — one cannot help but marvel at how quickly Almighty honors precious promises!

Romans 12:19 "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the ."

[DarwinFishTrueChurch]

Agree with all our doctrines or burn.

[James Hutchins]

Great, another person that thinks The Truth(tm) is a big joke. When you die, we will see if you are still laughing.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[GanduHindu]

I'm a newbie too. I don't think this is a parody site. I read some of the threads before joining, and these people seem to have the courage of their convictions. In their worldview, they're living their lives by the examples mentioned in the Bible. If anyone can pull that off in the modern age without changing their stripes, I find it very impressive. I also think it's not good to accuse anyone of anything wrong on a forum if you're new.

Take care. May Krishna guide you to a better mind.