HOW CAN I FIND A GOOD HACKER

[Motanachristian]

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[WWJDnow]

Nobody here is going to click your spam link. When we lose track of our crypto accounts, we ask Jesus for help, not some shady hacker group. Prayer cures all ills.

However, I don't want you to feel bad that nobody is contacting you. Since you were kind enough to publish your phone number here, I have submitted it to spamthisphone.com. You certainly won't be lonely with all the calls you are going to get from them.

[Basilissa]

That 100,000 dollars worth of crypto currency might be worth under 10 dollars tomorrow, so the joke is still on you, Monochrostian.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I never take financial advice from anyone who can't spell Montana.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I could not follow your story. Did a Catholic Alter Boy steal your crypto worth $100 K?

[MitzaLizalor]

$100 K · 100,000 dollars · under 10 dollars tomorrow · et cetera.

OP was quite specific on an amount of $100,345+ so with depreciation would that be ≤ 10$ 3½¢ ?

Vatican requirements (payroll, cleaning, building maintenance, wine cellar, assorted castles operating as exclaves, Swiss guard uniforms don't look cheap, then there's the ridiculous hats/necklaces/crowns/popemobiles/railway/helicopter [LOOKS LIKE ITALY SUPPLIES THAT]/robes & thrones & 3,391 cathedrals stuffed full of marble, gold, gem-encrusted skeletons: could a Notre Dame even be built for $1bn?) would swallow all the world's crypto without a hiccup.

[Isabella White]

Honestly, I have no idea of what on Earth you are going on about, MotanaChristian, but all I know is that the has some very dedicated, staunch moderators on this, ; and, for that, I give endless Hackers: be banished to eternal !

[MitzaLizalor]

Visitor Message for Motanachristian† originally posted by MitzaLizalor
.Hello. I haven't been to Montana. What sort of music is played in Churches there?
.I Corinthians 10:23
.All things are lawful for me,
.but all things are not expedient:
.all things are lawful for me,
.but all things edify not.
.Perhaps you could comment in your introduction.


In Christ.

† https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member/71008-motanachristian

Hi! how do you think your intro. is going so far? Now I made a silly mistake, thinking you'd replied to my visitor message, when in fact your profile page had a link to your post here. Landover does offer poverty grants to qualifying members of the Pastoral team (and to the deaconess) including recommendations from then where congregants may have needs. Whether your discrepancy of #100,334·96½ qualifies for relief is up to them.

Hopefully my replying here is OK, rather than in the visitor messaging, since here is where you raised your fiduciary concerns. Alerting us to charlatans masquerading as financial advisors was unnecessary though – because any such info. would come from the relevant Pastoral office and, in any event, is unlikely to include a crypto. (I don't know what one is and neither do "investors" apparently, although the mining industry is better informed as I understand it especially in beryllium, cobalt and iridium: have you seen an iridium brooch? Quite lovely, especially with marcasite, not gaudy.)

Mitza.

[Nobar King]

Just wanted to chime in in case anyone didn't know that I can hack it up with the best of them.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Motanachristian

I am a little concerned, whether Motanachristian has been abducted? I'm not proposing aliens but surely anyone could get a costume and feed LSD to such a person? Especially if they're roaming around with a 100 grand in their pocket. Or sewn into their Scottish tweed overcoat.

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lining for concealment of grands

I have never been inside a catholic church so don't know how much they have in common with aliens. Almost certainly they'll have better taste in hats than Rome's insane milliner, for the simple reason of less tasteful headwear being impossible to exist. As an incentive to give up popish pageantry, I've included a Scottish hat because The Church of Scotland is thoroughly divorced from Rome.

[Isabella White]

Re: Motanachristian

I am a little concerned, whether Motanachristian has been abducted? I'm not proposing aliens but surely anyone could get a costume and feed LSD to such a person? Especially if they're roaming around with a 100 grand in their pocket. Or sewn into their Scottish tweed overcoat.

I have never been inside a catholic church so don't know how much they have in common with aliens. Almost certainly they'll have better taste in hats than Rome's insane milliner, for the simple reason of less tasteful headwear being impossible to exist. As an incentive to give up popish pageantry, I've included a Scottish hat because The Church of Scotland is thoroughly divorced from Rome.

Oh, you have said it all so very nicely, dear Sister Mitza. I do believe that aliens could come up with much better headwear than what ever is being made for the Popes in Rome. The hat in the photo below looks it could do double-duty, though. I am sure that a tasty chicken salad sandwich could be hidden between the folds of the hat, with room left over for a few French fries and a muffin!



And, as you shall see below, it is as though the aliens know that they can do better; and, therefore they have come up with a much better design — based on a very personalized style!

[vespra781]

HI!

[James Hutchins]

Drugs and not believing in Christ. That and the joos .It makes me weep.