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  • Nemesis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 34

    #1

    Praise Be

    Thankyou Lord for guiding me to this place, may I find guidance from these good people. I'm chris and although I have sinned in the past I hope I am on the Lord's road to salvation through the teachings of his son Jesus
  • Tertius The Scribe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 452

    #2
    Re: Praise Be

    Please tell us more about yourself. Do you read the AV1611 KJV Bible? What church do you attend? Are you a God-faring Baptist? Are you female or male?

    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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    • JamieG
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Praise Be

      Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
      Thankyou Lord for guiding me to this place, may I find guidance from these good people. I'm chris and although I have sinned in the past I hope I am on the Lord's road to salvation through the teachings of his son Jesus
      Chris do not be of the impression that you no longer sin, we are all sinners and only God is without sin.

      Sin is born into man and salvation can only be found through the Lord.

      I am sure God and the Lord Jesus Christ have guided your finger toi find this wonderful place but do not be under any illusion that the journey from her in will be easy. You will be distracted by non belivers and hommers to name just two types of filth.

      "Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he showed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land" (1 Kings 22:45 KJV)

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      • Nemesis
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2009
        • 34

        #4
        Re: Praise Be

        Good evening good scribe, I am a son of the church and God fearing. I attend a small baptist Church in birmingham england which it has to be said is a cesspit

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        • Cath O'lic
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2009
          • 32

          #5
          Re: Praise Be

          Welcome....
          I have visited Birmingham, it is full of Taliban

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          • Tertius The Scribe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 452

            #6
            Re: Praise Be

            Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
            Good evening good scribe, I am a son of the church and God fearing. I attend a small baptist Church in birmingham england which it has to be said is a cesspit
            Which Bible version do you read? Which does your church read?

            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: Praise Be

              Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
              Good evening good scribe, I am a son of the church and God fearing. I attend a small baptist Church in birmingham england which it has to be said is a cesspit
              A Baptist church like a cess-pit? What sort of Baptists are they?
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              • Big Mary Hinge
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2009
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Praise Be

                Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
                Thankyou Lord for guiding me to this place, may I find guidance from these good people. I'm chris and although I have sinned in the past I hope I am on the Lord's road to salvation through the teachings of his son Jesus
                I have just found this thread by the luck of the lord, I too have sinned brother and wish to wash the evil from my soul.
                i wish you all the luck in the world!!

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                • Nemesis
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: Praise Be

                  Originally posted by Treeman View Post
                  Chris do not be of the impression that you no longer sin, we are all sinners and only God is without sin.

                  Sin is born into man and salvation can only be found through the Lord.

                  I am sure God and the Lord Jesus Christ have guided your finger toi find this wonderful place but do not be under any illusion that the journey from her in will be easy. You will be distracted by non belivers and hommers to name just two types of filth.

                  Why thankyou Treeman may God help you wield your chainsaw against the unbeliever and the filth and having read a few of the threads maybe the odd walnut tree. I know I am not without sin for I still enjoy the hunt.

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                  • Tertius The Scribe
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 452

                    #10
                    Re: Praise Be

                    Originally posted by Big Mary Hinge View Post
                    I have just found this thread by the luck of the lord, I too have sinned brother and wish to wash the evil from my soul.
                    i wish you all the luck in the world!!
                    Then you need to make a proper introduction thread, heathen!

                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Praise Be

                      Which one is it?

                      What's your pastor's name?
                      One of the pastors might like to talk to your pastor to find out more about you.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Nemesis
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Praise Be

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        A Baptist church like a cess-pit? What sort of Baptists are they?
                        No Sir you misunderstand, the Church is not the Cesspit it is the city. It is full of the muzlim, they wake at dawn to wail there so called prayers to there false prophet

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                        • Tertius The Scribe
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 452

                          #13
                          Re: Praise Be

                          Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
                          No Sir you misunderstand, the Church is not the Cesspit it is the city. It is full of the muzlim, they wake at dawn to wail there so called prayers to there false prophet
                          I suspect you are ignoring my questions, so I'll repeat the ones you haven't answered.

                          Originally posted by me View Post
                          Please tell us more about yourself. Do you read the AV1611 KJV Bible? What church do you attend? Are you a God-faring Baptist? Are you female or male?
                          Also, do you drive a Dodge Caliber?

                          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                          • Nemesis
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 34

                            #14
                            Re: Praise Be

                            Sir I am a male, I do read the bible it is of great comfort to me and I would not be seen dead in a dodge caliber as I drive a jaguar. I detect anger in your post scribe have I offended you in some way

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                            • vermin wadley
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 40

                              #15
                              Re: Praise Be

                              good evening nemesis, have you ever visited wales, good loves wales thats why he filled it full of the welsh
                              God is not mocked!

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