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[James Of Lusitania]

Hello, brothers and sisters.

For many years I was a sinner. I had sex with countless women and played immoral video-games.
Then I took a Masters Degree in Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering... and it was good as nothing. I really found nothing that would justify my existence.

I want to be in touch again with Jesus.

Thanks you, and may God and His Holy Son Jesus bless you all.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome James,

Isn't that a "4chan meme" in your avatar? We all know 4chan is the hotbed of sin on the internet with child porn, gay porn, unfunny memes, and the butchering of the English language on a daily basis.

[Nobar King]

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I was disturbed to see that image again. If you're a godless atheist, you might as well just say so.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I really found nothing that would justify my existence.[...]

I imagine that Jesus thinks the same of you.

How do you propose to start a New Life with Your Savior?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Looks like this perverted puppy ran off and got hit by a truck.

[James Of Lusitania]

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Isn't that a "4chan meme" in your avatar? We all know 4chan is the hotbed of sin on the internet with child porn, gay porn, unfunny memes, and the butchering of the English language on a daily basis.

I was disturbed to see that image again. If you're a godless atheist, you might as well just say so.

I just googled "4chan meme", and I don't find my dog in there? This is the dog from All Dogs Go To Heaven movie that my friend Sister Lúcia sent me via e-mail.

How do you propose to start a New Life with Your Savior?

Doing exactly what I did for the past year with my ministers, I guess.

Looks like this perverted puppy ran off and got hit by a truck.

I don't know exactly what you're trying to do, but that's not a very good thing to say. My dog died this way last week. And I'm in a different time-zone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Jimmy;

If you are going to pretend to be a Christian and mock His favorite forum, at least learn to post the correct Bible verse. Don't they teach you anything at 4chan Jimmy?

Exodus 22:19 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Are you trying to tell us something Jimmy? Are you that kind of "dog-lover" Jimmy?

[James Of Lusitania]

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This is the correct Bible verse. I have the Brazilian Portuguese version of the King James bible.

I will not accept what you're trying to imply that I sleep with my dead dog. Who are you and why are you being hostile to me? May the holy Trinity forgive you.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I just googled "4chan meme", and I don't find my dog in there? This is the dog from All Dogs Go To Heaven movie that my friend Sister Lúcia sent me via e-mail.

I don't appreciate liars, James, but what I don't really appreciate is liars who keep on lying after they've been found out. Your avatar is "Advice Dog".

(WARNING: Highly unfunny attempts at humor at the above link. Enter at your own sanity.)

Your Bible verse is the wrong one, too, as Pastor Zeke pointed out.

We know you are being dishonest with us. You come here under a false identity with the intention to troll us...how do you expect us to treat you?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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{I pray for clarification of this matter if I am incorrect or incomplete.}

I note in the thread above "All Dogs Go To Heaven" was mentioned. Is not this very concept blasphemous ??

Dogs do not have souls, can neither choose nor reject Christ, and therefore DO NOT go to heaven, right ??

That there may be dogs in heaven I cannot deny or confirm, but if there are, they may be as 'set dressings', created to illustrate parables or teachings, they would not be real, specific dogs such as we have on earth that have died and entered the Kingdom of Heaven.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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That there may be dogs in heaven I cannot deny or confirm, but if there are, they may be as 'set dressings', created to illustrate parables or teachings, they would not be real, specific dogs such as we have on earth that have died and entered the Kingdom of Heaven.

You mean like on that weird Twilight Zone® episode ?

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Hello, brothers and sisters.

For many years I was a sinner. I had sex with countless women and played immoral video-games.
Then I took a Masters Degree in Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering... and it was good as nothing. I really found nothing that would justify my existence.

I want to be in touch again with Jesus.

Thanks you, and may God and His Holy Son Jesus bless you all.

You should thank da lawd ebry day of yo life cause he saved you from dat sinkin ship when da Nazi's torpedoed it. Stop sinnin and Praise Jeesus!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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You mean like on that weird Twilight Zone® episode ?

It was my impression all episodes of Twilight Zone were at the very least weird, if not far, far worse !!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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It was my impression all episodes of Twilight Zone were at the very least weird, if not far, far worse !!

At the very least Brother.