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  • ElementsOfLife
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    • Jul 2009
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    #1

    Hello Everyone

    Hello Everyone, My name is Robert and I just wanted to introduce myself to all. I am a true Christian and I am here to share my experiences with god and to everyone. I hope that I can help others as well as receive.

    God Bless you all!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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    • Jan 2008
    • 22875

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Originally posted by ElementsOfLife View Post
    Hello Everyone, My name is Robert and I just wanted to introduce myself to all. I am a true Christian and I am here to share my experiences with god and to everyone. I hope that I can help others as well as receive.

    God Bless you all!
    I don't see your name amongst the Congregation of Landover, so you can't be a True Christian™.

    Firstly:
    Which church do you attend?
    What is your favorite Bible verse
    Are you married?
    Do you have children? If so, how many?
    Are you a money changer or seller of doves?

    What vile iniquity drove you, in a fit of remorse and repentance, to seek out Landover ?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Wash O'Hanley
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      Louder Than Reason
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      • Sep 2006
      • 2126

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Originally posted by ElementsOfLife View Post
      Hello Everyone, My name is Robert and I just wanted to introduce myself to all. I am a true Christian and I am here to share my experiences with god and to everyone. I hope that I can help others as well as receive.

      God Bless you all!
      Did you just make a pass at me? Because if you did you're way out of line.
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      • ElementsOfLife
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        • Jul 2009
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        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Now that's no way to treat a newbie, as a true Christian I still love you all.

        God bless!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          What church do you attend, friend? Tell us about how you came to Christ.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Let's cut this new person some slack here folks. He's new, he's called Bob, what harm can he do?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • aguaw1
              First Witness, Biter
              • Jan 2009
              • 239

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Wide Open you sent me a message that said you deleted this post because I didn't use the right login. I assure you I have not signed in but as Aguaw1. The person here that you wanted people to cut some slack is not me if that is what you thought.

              I do know him he is my Neighbor and he is the Husband of my Ex-Wife. And I have talked to him and he knows allot about Creation and how God works.

              And yes he needs to be cut some slack.

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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                May I ask for a little clarification ??

                What manner of lifestyle are all of you in ??
                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by aguaw1 View Post
                  Wide Open you sent me a message that said you deleted this post because I didn't use the right login. I assure you I have not signed in but as Aguaw1. The person here that you wanted people to cut some slack is not me if that is what you thought.

                  I do know him he is my Neighbor and he is the Husband of my Ex-Wife. And I have talked to him and he knows allot about Creation and how God works.

                  And yes he needs to be cut some slack.
                  OK, my mistake. But you do know him.

                  Do you use wi-fi? If so, he may have hacked your wireless network.

                  This is highly confusing for everyone.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • aguaw1
                    First Witness, Biter
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 239

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    No We Share Wi Fi. We Built a couple of Routers between his house and mine. A Connection per say it brings down the cost. No Stealing involved in fact he is in the army. He will be shipped out soon. He just wanted to learn and to share what he has learned before he went off to war.

                    Yes we should cut him some slack.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by aguaw1 View Post
                      No We Share Wi Fi. We Built a couple of Routers between his house and mine. A Connection per say it brings down the cost. No Stealing involved in fact he is in the army. He will be shipped out soon. He just wanted to learn and to share what he has learned before he went off to war.
                      What are the odds!

                      But as the good Pastor Ezekiel asked: maybe he should answer the question about what church he attends.

                      Us Christians are persecuted on a daily basis, so we need to be careful.

                      Job 19:22
                      Why do ye persecute me as God, and are not satisfied with my flesh?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        Chip! What are you doing here? And what's all this I hear about you living a communist lifestyle on some hippie commune?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • aguaw1
                          First Witness, Biter
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 239

                          #13
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Chip! What are you doing here? And what's all this I hear about you living a communist lifestyle on some hippie commune?
                          Helping my Friend Pastor. Were you ever in the Military Pastor. Have you put your life in risk for your Nation? Do I look like a Hippie to you? I live in a House next door to my friend and family. I don't think that qualifies as a Commune.

                          The Word House for the Skeptics. His Life's Cup Saves Everything. I live in Gods House Pastor for Giving my Life to his Cause. And that's Saving Everything. Even to the Trash you don't Accept. I Love Trash I try to make something Good Come from it. That's why I am here Pastor.

                          Why are you Here? Looking for God's House I hope to Join his Commune...

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                          • ElementsOfLife
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                            • Jul 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Well just to inform everyone, when I go to church, I attend Grace Memorial United Methodist. I can not go every Sunday considering the hours I work and performing guard duties with the army.

                            I must say you friends should learn to not be so hateful. And to add, we are not hippies, we are neighbors chip and I. He prefers to live close by so he can be with his children. Now that not so bad now is it?

                            Chip is a good fella and I appreciate all the kind words that he has to say about me.

                            Once more everyone,

                            God Bless!

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #15
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              Bob, good buddy...doesn't that bother you living next door to your wife's ex? Won't you feel a bit worried when you are shipped overseas and your wife and her ex are all alone with each other? I don't mean to sow seeds of mistrust, but surely this has crossed your mind and as a Good Christian Man, you need to make sure the wife is under your perfect control.

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