Set me straight.

**Rev. Jim Osborne** · 07-21-2009, 09:28 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Originally posted by Shiela View Post

1) Will you go to hell?

I'm confused. Even going to the simplistic rules that God sets in front of us, the Ten Commandments, we see "Love thy neighbor", not "Love thy neighbor, but only if he's a white heterosexual Christian".
What the majority of you are doing is morally incorrect, disgusting, and vile. Hating certain countries, products, companies, the disabled even though they were born like that, will not grant you access into heaven from what I have been taught in Bible Schools and Church Services across all sectors. What you are preaching is hate, misinformation, immorality and discrimination against those who are not doing anything wrong in society. So why are the atheists, the moral, the good, going to hell when you are not? :s

First off, "love thy neighbor" is not one of the Ten Commandments. It was said by Jesus and what he meant by that is to love only your fellow Christians. Jesus was not some hippie that loved everybody like most Christians falsely believe.

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

John 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.

That's Jesus talking. The first quote shows that Jesus does not fit the stereotype that many false Christians make Him out to be. The second one is a strong commandment that only those who accept Christ will be Saved(c) while the rest suffer eternal damnation.

It explains a lot after you say what you've been taught in Bible Schools and Church Services, because Landover Baptist Church is the most correct church in the world. Why? Because we follow the Bible 100%. Not some of it. ALL of it. The only reason why we look like "extremists" is because no one else follows the Bible like we do. That is why we are assured of our Salvation(c) because the Bible makes it abundantly clear that we must follow all of it...

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

We are not like those other false Christians like Catholics, Mormons, Episcopalians, etc. who happily add and subtract what they like out of the Bible. This is why they are going to Hell.

If you can show us specific examples where we deviate from the Word of God(c) please post them.

2) This forum.
Back onto the point about discrimination, please explain to me why some members of this forum must have these under their names:
- Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
- Unsaved trash, Mentally challenged female Under Investigation
- BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
- Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)

This is not discrimination. These are all accurate terms. 99.9% of people who sign up here are unsaved trash. Very rarely outside of Landover, we find someone who is Saved(c). You for example, are unsaved trash. That is not an insult to you, but rather a warning for you to get right with Jesus and accept Him as your Lord and Savior.

If you get banned from Landover, you are definitely going to Hell. Only egregious sinners get banned from these forums. It's really a no-brainer. They are clearly people who do not accept the Bible in its totality.

As for "unfit to mix with the normal public", take a stroll down to Quarantine to see what kind of deranged hoodlums we have there. You would agree after seeing the kinds of trash they post.

3) You talk like you're better than everyone else.
Does boasting, being rude, hateful, discriminatory, condemning and arrogant make you good people in the eyes of God?
With thanks to your Pastor Ezekiel, it does not help your case.
"The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)" will be damned by Jesus.

We are not better. We are just Saved(c) by Jesus Christ and follow the Bible 100% so we are assured of our destination after we die! We are not rude, hateful, discriminatory, etc. etc. Just because you may think we are, doesn't mean we are. And if you are unsaved, your opinion matters null.

4) The bible.
You follow the bible as if it were entirely written by God. You run a "bible quotes or gtfo" policy which is inefficient because the Bible has been altered so many times over the last 2000 years to comply with current society and current beliefs.
The Catholics altered the bible, removed and replaced whole sections of text from the bible when they first took "control" of Christianity.
The bible has been re-written over and over in translations and new editions.
The bible consists of text written by various men who write about what they THINK God wants. If the man personally had a hate towards gays, he could have just written it down, and left it for all you to read and believe.

Um...The Bible was entirely written by God! The problem with all the false versions and the Catholic trouble you mention is that it confuses people on what the True Word of God(c) really is. We know the Bible wasn't written by men with personal grudges, they were written in an inspired state by God Himself.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

Jesus himself says in the John quote that the scriptures are valid. Are you calling Jesus a liar?

**Shiela** · 07-21-2009, 10:24 AM

Re: Set me straight.

First off, "love thy neighbor" is not one of the Ten Commandments. It was said by Jesus and what he meant by that is to love only your fellow Christians. Jesus was not some hippie that loved everybody like most Christians falsely believe.

You are saying that as if it were a fact, when all you are really doing is telling me what you think Jesus said. If Jesus wanted everyone to love only their fellow Christians, he would have said so. In this case he says 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

It explains a lot after you say what you've been taught in Bible Schools and Church Services, because Landover Baptist Church is the most correct church in the world. Why? Because we follow the Bible 100%. Not some of it. ALL of it. The only reason why we look like "extremists" is because no one else follows the Bible like we do. That is why we are assured of our Salvation© because the Bible makes it abundantly clear that we must follow all of it...

The bible was written in accordance to what was thought correct in society at the time it was written. Stoning, for example, was acceptable in the early years of AD, but now it is uncivilized, extremist, illegal and inhumane. This is the same for gays being thought of as wrong. 90% of the time someone doesn't decide to be homosexual, as they are born that way.

We are not like those other false Christians like Catholics, Mormons, Episcopalians, etc. who happily add and subtract what they like out of the Bible. This is why they are going to Hell.

What bible do you follow then? Who published it? You will find the contents of the modern bible has been so altered from the beginning by the Catholics that no copy of the Bible is the true "word of God" unless you find and read the first scriptures.

God©

God isn't a copyrighted term. Everyone's God is the same God.

This is not discrimination. These are all accurate terms. 99.9% of people who sign up here are unsaved trash. Very rarely outside of Landover, we find someone who is Saved©. You for example, are unsaved trash. That is not an insult to you, but rather a warning for you to get right with Jesus and accept Him as your Lord and Savior.

If you want to 'recruit' or "save" people you should use more.. Polite terms. A level-headed Christian who sees the term "unsaved trash" under their name upon signing up will most probably think they can't be bothered using these forums as you all sound like unfriendly bible bashers.

As for "unfit to mix with the normal public", take a stroll down to Quarantine to see what kind of deranged hoodlums we have there. You would agree after seeing the kinds of trash they post.

The kind of inbred children the Westboro Church and most probably you produce are unfit to mix in the normal public. You indoctrinate them to hate everyone who isn't like you. This makes them socially unacceptable and rejected, giving them no choice but social exclusion and unhappiness (or blissful ignorance).

We are not better. We are just Saved© by Jesus Christ and follow the Bible 100% so we are assured of our destination after we die! We are not rude, hateful, discriminatory, etc. etc. Just because you may think we are, doesn't mean we are. And if you are unsaved, your opinion matters null.

I don't just think you are rude, hateful, discriminatory, I know you are. What you say proves it.

Um...The Bible was entirely written by God! The problem with all the false versions and the Catholic trouble you mention is that it confuses people on what the True Word of God© really is. We know the Bible wasn't written by men with personal grudges, they were written in an inspired state by God Himself.

1) No, the bible wasn't written by god. The bible was written by people of their stories of God and what they might have seen happen.
2) Every bible is a false version. The bible was changed way before the entire world had a chance to read it.
3) Men are selfish and imaginative. If if it wasn't intended, personal grudged stop men from being completly unbiased.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

"Inspiration" See, it's not word for word what God has said, it's written as what God might have said.

**Ezekiel Bathfire** · 07-21-2009, 11:24 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Originally posted by Shiela View Post

You are saying that as if it were a fact, when all you are really doing is telling me what you think Jesus said. If Jesus wanted everyone to love only their fellow Christians, he would have said so. In this case he says 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

It is fact. We know what Jesus meant when He separated the World into 2 categories; one that accepted Him and one that did not. Luke:19:27

The bible was written in accordance to what was thought correct in society at the time it was written. Stoning, for example, was acceptable in the early years of AD, but now it is uncivilized, extremist, illegal and inhumane. This is the same for gays being thought of as wrong. 90% of the time someone doesn't decide to be homosexual, as they are born that way.

You say they were uncivilized, extremist, illegal and inhumane, but they were our ancestors who survived and gave birth that we might have a life. They succeeded by following The Word of God. Why should some parts of the Bible be thought correct even today and not others? It was The Word of God then and is now. Homers are an abomination, period.

What bible do you follow then? Who published it? You will find the contents of the modern bible has been so altered from the beginning by the Catholics that no copy of the Bible is the true "word of God" unless you find and read the first scriptures.

You are very wrong. The very first written words contained errors. Because of lazy monks, political considerations, the demands of an ignorant population, words changed.

In 1611, King James was chosen by God as a vessel through whom the final inerrant version of His Word would be revealed. Everything before and after is an abomination.

Re:God© : God isn't a copyrighted term. Everyone's God is the same God.

… Ah, and there we have it! Everyone's God is NOT the same God.

Your god is one who does not mind kweers; your god disapproves of stoning; your god would give equal rights to cripples and “Love everyone.” Our God is 100% the God of The Bible – timeless, all-knowing, always right.

People like you make me ill. You pick and choose which verses you like, you throw in words that were never there, you decide that God was wrong and ignore or willfully misinterpret parts of the Bible. You dismiss some of the Bible as “Fairy Tales”, You put emphasis on parts that, even though they are allegorical, you think should be the absolute truth.

What you end up with is a god made of the Lego blocks of Bible verses; a god made in your own image, a god, of whom, you personally can approve – Let me tell you, You did not create God, He created you.

If you want to 'recruit' or "save" people you should use more.. Polite terms. A level-headed Christian who sees the term "unsaved trash" under their name upon signing up will most probably think they can't be bothered using these forums as you all sound like unfriendly bible bashers.

Does God want people who are so shallow? Does God not tell us that Christians are persecuted? Does not God want souls that will fight against and overcome minor setbacks?

The kind of inbred children the Westboro Church and most probably you produce are unfit to mix in the normal public. You indoctrinate them to hate everyone who isn't like you.

Please, think a little – God wants people who Fear and Worship Him, He has no time for those who make their own moral decisions. There is no democracy in the Bible.

1) No, the bible wasn't written by god. The bible was written by people of their stories of God and what they might have seen happen.
2) Every bible is a false version. The bible was changed way before the entire world had a chance to read it.
3) Men are selfish and imaginative. If if it wasn't intended, personal grudged stop men from being completly unbiased.

I have explained this and you should have read it.

"Inspiration" See, it's not word for word what God has said, it's written as what God might have said.

No, one cannot have true inspiration from a fallible source – God is infallible, His decision to inspire means that KJV1611 is inerrant.

**James Hutchins** · 07-21-2009, 11:33 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Originally posted by Shiela View Post

You are saying that as if it were a fact, when all you are really doing is telling me what you think Jesus said. If Jesus wanted everyone to love only their fellow Christians, he would have said so. In this case he says 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

Of course he said and meant that. Jesus knows it is humna nature to only have neighbors that are like you in beliefs and race, so naturally, you can love them. No non-Christians where I live, we'd run them out of town.

The bible was written in accordance to what was thought correct in society at the time it was written. Stoning, for example, was acceptable in the early years of AD, but now it is uncivilized, extremist, illegal and inhumane. This is the same for gays being thought of as wrong. 90% of the time someone doesn't decide to be homosexual, as they are born that way.

Being gay is a choice. Always has been, always will be. I agree, stoning take s a lot of effort. guns and lethal injections are better, but they did not have these 6,000 years ago. They had stones.

What bible do you follow then? Who published it? You will find the contents of the modern bible has been so altered from the beginning by the Catholics that no copy of the Bible is the true "word of God" unless you find and read the first scriptures.

God isn't a copyrighted term. Everyone's God is the same God.

We follow the True Bible, the KJV1611 Certain terms are copy write to prevent heathens from twisting the words.

If you want to 'recruit' or "save" people you should use more.. Polite terms. A level-headed Christian who sees the term "unsaved trash" under their name upon signing up will most probably think they can't be bothered using these forums as you all sound like unfriendly bible bashers.

We have no desire to 'recruit' people. We are not a cult. If people do not want to go to Hell of all eternity, they turn to Christianity. Basically, if a person is not a idiot, they know they do not want to sear their flesh forever and therefore make the smart choice.

The kind of inbred children the Westboro Church and most probably you produce are unfit to mix in the normal public. You indoctrinate them to hate everyone who isn't like you. This makes them socially unacceptable and rejected, giving them no choice but social exclusion and unhappiness (or blissful ignorance).

You have a thing against cleanliness and purity? Where is the love? I am getting a strong sensation of hate from you. That will displease God. Only He is allowed to Hate.

I don't just think you are rude, hateful, discriminatory, I know you are. What you say proves it.

But we love you!

1) No, the bible wasn't written by god. The bible was written by people of their stories of God and what they might have seen happen.
2) Every bible is a false version. The bible was changed way before the entire world had a chance to read it.
3) Men are selfish and imaginative. If if it wasn't intended, personal grudged stop men from being completly unbiased.

1) Of course it was not written by God. He is a busy man. He told King James to copy down what he said. God Dictated it.
2) You are incorrect. Sorry
3)Only false Christians and sinners like you are. True Christians™ and unselfish, giving and loving with completely open hearts.

"Inspiration" See, it's not word for word what God has said, it's written as what God might have said.

Not sure of what point you are failing at here, but please, try again.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 07-21-2009, 12:56 PM

Re: Set me straight.

Another hateful feminazi harlot from Godless England, here to tell us all the we don't worship Jesus properly.

It's unsaved scum like "Sheila" that make me glad that our church has an "Unsaved Not Welcome" policy in place. Praise Jesus!

**James Hutchins** · 07-21-2009, 07:12 PM

Re: Set me straight.

Amen Pastor.

I've noticed, when the hard truth about God is spoken, the false Christians run from the room. I guess they feel the flames of hell licking at their morals. For me, I get a warm and fuzzy glow.

**Baptists For The Win** · 07-22-2009, 02:41 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Sheila,

Satan has confused you. Satan excells at disguising himself under false profits and Gods!

I know I am right as it says so in our Bible.

I suggest you read our version of the Bible. There you will come to know the truth!

It is not too late to repent friend. If you do not repent you will be cast into the lake of fire for eternity!

**TC Patriot** · 07-22-2009, 04:53 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Jesus is/was not some namby pamby sissy flower child. False Christians portray him that way. How about when Jesus cleared he temple?

In the story, Christ slowly weaves a whip and then goes in and starts kicking over tables. I like to imagine that he first used the whip as a rope to swing down from the roof and kick through the windows of the temple like the SWAT team. Then once inside he said the kinds of things that are usually found in Harrison Ford movies. Things like, "Too busy selling stuff to pray? I'll give you something to pray about!" or "Meet your maker, literally!"

49 I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled? 50 But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I straitened till it be accomplished! 51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: 52 For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. 53 The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. (Luke 12:49-53)

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14: 26

The point is, Jesus was not some panty waste and neither are his true believers. Like is Father in heaven Jesus kicked ass and took names.

Jesus told his disciples to sell the robes to buy swords. If he were on earth today he'd be telling them to buy firearms and plenty of ammo. Jesus was a manly man - a chip off the old block.

**Capt. Aaron Portway** · 07-22-2009, 08:24 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Pastors! I think I found out something about this "Sheila" or should I say Sheela person!

She obviously chose her user name to honor her pagan goddess Sheela Na Gig!

This is the least offensive version of this obscene heathen symbol of "fertility" I could find. The others are extremely disgusting ancient porno sex sculptures!

Here is a link. Ladies of Landover SHOULD NOT click THIS disgusting link!

**HTannor** · 07-22-2009, 11:35 AM

Re: Set me straight.

Brothers and Sisters: Please notice how Shiela titled this thread and then filled it with her drivel.

I believe what she posted was a classic case of misdirection wherein she tried to lure us away from the the thread title.

"Set me straight" is clearly a plea for us to turn her away from her lezbean lifestyle. Perhaps we should steer her towards those helpful threads where we show clear paths towards achieving her proper place in life, i.e., being subservient to a man in her life.

Set me straight.

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