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  • Wiccan_Idealist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2009
    • 25

    #1

    Merry Meat, everyone!

    My name is Imiko and I would love to stay on this forum for as long as I can to prove to you the various things below;

    1.) We do not drink Christian blood of Children.
    2.) We are not all over weight.
    3.) Our Faith is in the Earth Mother, not Satan.
    4.) We don't all wear Black.
    5.) We are real people too.
    6.) We accept Christianity, why can you not accept us?
    7.) We are not a cult, there are thousands upon hundreds of thousands of people in our RELIGION to this day.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

    Are you the chief wicker then?
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    • Wiccan_Idealist
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2009
      • 25

      #3
      Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

      No, I am but an innocent voice in the wind trying to get a message out to the world.

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      • Vavoline Johnson
        Mammy
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 960

        #4
        Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

        Originally posted by Wiccan_Idealist View Post
        My name is Imiko and I would love to stay on this forum for as long as I can to prove to you the various things below;

        1.) We do not drink Christian blood of Children.

        Of course you dont, dats a Joo thing, ain't it?
        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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        • Wiccan_Idealist
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2009
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

          Nope. All Wiccans do not Drink the Blood of Christians. That is the Worst lie ever thought up by someone to scare people into thinking we are bad.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #6
            Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

            Originally posted by Wiccan_Idealist View Post
            Nope. All Wiccans do not Drink the Blood of Christians. That is the Worst lie ever thought up by someone to scare people into thinking we are bad.
            I jist said it a Joo thing, didn't I? You people need to stop yo nakked nightime dancin and git yo-self back into school.
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Wiccan_Idealist
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jul 2009
              • 25

              #7
              Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

              We don't dance naked in the night. We got to school, have jobs, and live like everyone else does. If I were to meet you right now, or even to come to a Christian Church, they would not know I was a Wiccan until I told them so. This in itself proves we are like everyone else. As well as we Go to school, Work, And work hard at that to make a living like everyone else does. Religion doesn't make us any less human then we are.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                Let me get this straight. You are not a Christian, have no desire to be one. You want to come here and get a sympathetic ear. Do you realize that is the same thing as trying to get a dolphin to live in a condo in Arizona? It is the same thing as closing your eyes and thinking you are invisible. It is the same thing as tapping your heals together three times and wishing you were back in Kansas. It is the same thing as wishing little Trig was not a Turnip. All just crazy talk.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960

                  #9
                  Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                  Originally posted by Wiccan_Idealist View Post
                  We don't dance naked in the night. We got to school, have jobs, and live like everyone else does. If I were to meet you right now, or even to come to a Christian Church, they would not know I was a Wiccan until I told them so. This in itself proves we are like everyone else. As well as we Go to school, Work, And work hard at that to make a living like everyone else does. Religion doesn't make us any less human then we are.
                  Maybe if you stopped bitin peoples on the neck they would like your kind better.
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • fuserxrx
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                    You won't convince any of the True Christians on this forum, believe me (you'll figure it out eventually *wink*)

                    Welcome anyway (I'm a Pastafarian).

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                    • Wiccan_Idealist
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 25

                      #11
                      Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                      Ha! You're right, I should stop biting peoples neck. And I'm not here for a sympathetic ear, please don't assume. I'm not trying to convince anyone, but I'm just trying to at least spread word to stop the lies.

                      Blessed be,
                      ~~Imiko.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                        Can you stop it with your Satanic blessings?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                          You are talking trash to people who have zero interest in hearing about it. We have a good, honest, Godly life chosen. You wish to be a heathen and got to Hell and burn for all eternity, so be it. You have come into OUR home spewing your nonsense. It is bad enough we have to hear ths crap on the radio, see it on the highways on TV. But when you come into our homes, that is where I draw the line. This is where I eat, sleep and love. It is not where I take or give a crap. So take yours elsewhere.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                            What, another demon-possessed witch has wandered onto our forums? Don't let the friendly exterior fool any of you. Them witches are shapeshifters and can assume any form they like.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • fuserxrx
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 28

                              #15
                              Re: Merry Meet, everyone!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              What, another demon-possessed witch has wandered onto our forums? Don't let the friendly exterior fool any of you. Them witches are shapeshifters and can assume any form they like.
                              What a cool trick, wish I could do that...I'd make myself into 50 foot robot with lasers in my armpits

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